Let us be clear: there is no Kendra Wilkinson sex tape.
We make a living exploring the world of celebrity gossip. We forced our interns to work overtime last night, phoning sources and surfing every site on the Internet: nothing.
But that hasn't stopped this troubled young woman from spreading her own sex tape rumors, as OK! Weekly has apparently run out of weight loss stories to BS for their readers.
Instead, this week's issue plasters Kendra's worried face on its cover and screams about her SEX TAPE SCANDAL.
The feature article goes on to claim that "a salacious sex tape" is set to go public, unless Wilkinson can take legal action to stop it.
Now, we've heard of celebrities feigning shock and outrage when a sex tape just happens to get leaked. It started with Paris Hilton and it continues to this day with Mindy McCready. It's a cliche at this point.
But Kendra is the first D-lister to actually concoct her very own sex tape rumor, in order to pocket some cash, help a tabloid sell a few issues and remain in the news cycle for at least a week. It's impressive, hilarious and very sad.
P.S. If you actually wanna see Kendra Wilkinson nude, we can make that happen.
