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Kim Kardashian & Kris Humphries Holla
Kim Kardashian is really a business woman at heart.
Therefore, it makes sense that she'd wish to protect her empire and ask fiance Kris Humphries to sign a prenuptial agreement. Friends say that's exactly what the couple is in the process of negotiating.
Humphries is coming off his best year as a professional basketball player (he averaged a double-double!), but it's unlikely that any contract he signs as a free agent will trump the fortune Kardashian rakes in each year.
She easily clears seven figures, making us wonder why we spend so much time bashing her instead of just writing Tweeting and selling out at every turn. We're in the wrong profession.
Kim Kardashian Bikini Pics Pictures
Kim Kardashian is often all wet on camera. This time, though, Ray J is nowhere to be seen.
What's so funny, Kim Kardashian? Is it how you milk absolutely no talent for millions per year? Probably.
Wanna play? Kim Kardashian splashes around in the water for this FHM UK pictorial.
Kim Kardashian on Nude Photos: Awesome!!!
Have we mentioned recently how Kim Kardashian is a hypocritical phony who will say and do anything to generate headlines and revenue? Most recent case in point:
Days after million of viewers who need to get lives watched Kim cry a river over naked pictures of herself in W Magazine, the professional waste of oxygen confided to Us Weekly last night:
"Looking back, I love the photos. W Magazine is iconic, so I'm really happy that I did it and that those are the photos."
Kim then said the only honest words she'll ever utter: "Obviously I'm comfortable posing nude," adding: "I've done that before, and I did that then for the magazine. But that's probably not the direction I would've wanted to go if I thought that was going to be the case."
So... just wondering, Kim: you took your clothes off, posed for a photographer, and did NOT think the shots would end up in the magazine?
That's as ignorant as anyone who believes you write your own blog.
Kim Kardashian Naked Pic
Here's another Kim Kardashian naked picture from her Playboy spread. The socialite has turned posing nude into an art form
Taken from her spread in Playboy, here's Kim Kardashian nude. She's covering up those giant breasts, but you get the idea, right? Ray J sure did!
Here's an exclusive look at the Kim Kardashian Playboy shoot. We'll have more when the issue hits the stands.
Is Kim Kardashian 2sexy2tweet?
If we answer yes to the latest question posed by Kim Kardashian on Twitter, will she go away?
The professional celebrity took to her social network last night and showed off the only reason she's famous. To wit:
READ MORE » Is Kim Kardashian 2sexy2tweet?
The professional celebrity took to her social network last night and showed off the only reason she's famous. To wit:
Along with the photo, she wrote: "Photo shoot time! #2sexy2tweet?"
You tell us, fans. This is what plastic surgery, millions of dollars and unhealthy dieting can get you. What do you think? Kim Kardashian is...
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The Kim Kardashian Playboy Shoot
Kim Kardashian poses here for Playboy. This comes as a shocker, considering how much she loves wearing clothes and all.
Here's an exclusive look at the Kim Kardashian Playboy shoot. We'll have more when the issue hits the stands.
Here it is: Kim Kardashian in Playboy. No way is she airbrushed. Not at all. Not one bit.
Kardashian Klip: Should You Spread Mayo on Your Vagina?
We understand that the body parts on Kourtney, Khloe and Kim Kardashian are pretty much all these professional celebrities have going for them.
Still, can someone tell these reality stars to stop talking about their vaginas in public?
Then, last night, the sisters appeared on Conan and brought up a Twitter discussion two of them had about spreading mayonnaise on one's private region. Kim actually had to be the voice of reason and tell her siblings:
"Don't you guys realize that most of our fans are under the age 18 and you are bad influences on them? Talking about putting mayonnaise on your thing is not appropriate."
Below, watch the entire exchange, laugh at Conan's expression and shake your head over the state of a society that holds these women in such esteem.
The Kardashians on Conan
Kim Kardashian’s Nude Playboy Photos Upset Her
Remember those nude photos of Kim Kardashian in Playboy back in 2007?
Well…. They’ve resurfaced, thanks to the editors of the men’s magazine recycling them and posting them again this month. But despite how hot she looks in her Playboy pictorial, the star of the Keeping Up With The Kardashians reality TV show is not happy about the photos being out there again. A source close to Kim told Radar Online:
Kim was really upset that the new photos were released. She freaked out that they were out there, she didn’t think that they were going to be seen again.
Kim Kardashian and Two Naked Guys
Kim Kardashian’s most controversial photo ever can be appreciated this month on the cover of Prestige magazine. In it, the curvy socialite appears flanked by two naked Latino muscular guys, while she wears a revealing dress covered with spikes.
I’m not sure what the symbolism behind the spikes is, though. Are they trying to infer that Kimmy is keeping naked guys away? Or that she likes to fuck them two at a time and poke them with spikes? Who the hell knows! The fact is that Kim Kardashian is in the same picture with two naked guys and that, my dear readers, really gets my fantasies flowing!
Kim Kardashian on Prestige: One Of Her Most Risque Covers Yet!
This might be one of my most risque covers to date!
So blogged Kim Kardashian about the latest issue of Hong Kong Prestige, causing us to wonder: Where would THIS COVER rank among her all-time most risque?
But back to the magazine in question: As you can see, Kim is clothed in a spiky dress for Prestige, while two naked men try to make their move.
Kardashian looks mildly shocked in the shot, and we can understand why: typically, she's the one posing nude.
Kim Kardashian Talks Sex Tape, Playboy, Is a Total Hypocrite
Featured in the latest issue of Allure, Kim Kardashian opens up about the two reasons she's famous:
- Her sex tape with Ray J.
- Her naked Playboy pictorial.
Referring to item number-one, Kim tells the magazine it was "not my most proud moment," adding:
"It was humiliating. But now let's move on. Not that I don't think it's [no one's] business, but I think I've done a good job of replacing negative things with positive things."
She must mean positive things for the E! network, as no one can argue with the ratings for Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Other than that? Well, horny men around the world have also benefited from her existence.
In early 2008, Kardashian also bared almost all for Playboy, a decision she says is "nothing I regret."
"Being on the cover of Playboy is very iconic. I was like, 'OK, I'm proud to do this and to show people that I don't have to be stick-skinny to be looked at as a sex symbol, and to me that's not what's attractive anyway.'"
A few seconds later in the interview, KIM COMPLETELY CONTRADICTS HERSELF, saying:
"After the fact, I said, 'I wish I hadn't done Playboy then' because I wasn't in the best shape of my life... I lost about 15 pounds, and I feel so proud. I look back and say, 'Oh, my God, I was so heavy then.'"
So, which is it, you sell-out of a hypocrite? Can women be curvy sex symbols, or are you ashamed because you were overweight when posing for Playboy?!?
In one final tease, Kim shares another beauty routine she undergoes: "I am Armenian, so of course I am obsessed with laser hair removal! Arms, bikini, legs, underarms... my entire body is hairless."
That's something Nick Lachey, Nick Cannon, Ray J, Reggie Bush, Cristiano Ronaldo and Miles Austin all know well.
Kim Kardashian’s Self-Shot Tits Photo
Nothing beats a hot babe who is well aware of the assets that nature (or plastic surgery) gave her, and knows the advantages of sharing them with the rest of us. This is the case with Kim Kardashian, who grabbed her mobile phone and took some awesome photos of her boobs yesterday, as soon as she realized how awesome they looked in her new silver dress. After all, why waste your time waiting on the paparazzi when you can take care of your own publicity?
Speaking of publicity, Kim’s popularity has been dwindling, so may be it’s time she comes up with something new other than strutting her stuff in bikinis and tight dresses. Would it be too much to ask for another Kim Kardashian sex tape?
Kim Kardashian Unveals Wax Double
It looks like we can see twice as much of Kim Kardashian‘s famous curves starting today! Picture this: Two pairs of legs, two sets of breasts and… twice as much ass!
After teasing fans for the last week with mysterious tweets and images of her booty getting measured, Kim’s wax figure has finally been unveiled. Kardashian, 29, who was in NYC for the big reveal at Madame Tussauds today, took to Twitter earlier in the morning to announce the news. “Getting ready to see my wax figure! I’m so nervous!”, she wrote. “Will it be weird? Will it look identical to me?” Judging by the look-alike figure, clad in a sexy hot pink bandage dress and showcasing the photo-friendly star’s famous assets, the answer is a definite YES.
Kardashian Konfidential: Aktually Koming Soon!
The fact that Kourtney, Khloe and Kim Kardashian are koming out with an advice book is humorous enough on its own.
But the ridiculousness gets even better, as the tome will be titled "Kardashian Konfidential."
Why is this so funny? Because the sisters haven't kept anything confidential in years! Desperate for attention, they talk about babies, fashion, weight loss, Botox, big breasts and anything that will put money in their pockets to anyone that will listen.
Adding to the hilarity, a source said the book will have "lots of pictures," which is a given. Those are the only kinds of books these siblings read themselves.
Kardashian Konfidential will be published this November by St. Martin's Press. It's unknown at the moment how much it will retail for, but we can say this with konfidence:
Tack on a couple hundred dollars to whatever the book costs. That should kover the therapy sessions for anyone that actually pays money for advice from Kourtney, Khloe and Kim Kardashian.
Kim Kardashian Kreates Drama Over Facial Marks
This is just sad.
There was a time when Kim Kardashian was the master at making headlines for no reason whatsoever, whether she was standing on a red carpet or talking about the baby she wanted to have someday.
But with no man in her life and no pregnancy on the way, Kim has fallen far behind her sisters. Kourtney and Khloe grace more tabloid covers than this former mainstay, who has been forced to resort to desperate antics to remain remotely relevant.
Most recent case in point: Kim has posted the following photo on her blog, assured fans it's not chicken pox and teased: I have a big announcement coming up, in which I’ll explain everything, so stay tuned!
What could it possibly be? Won't you be refreshing her site every five seconds to find out, readers?!?
Sound off now on what you think is wrong with Kim. Not counting the obvious lack of talent and need for attention, that is.
Ka-Khing! Tabloids Kontinue to Kash in on Kardashians Weight Loss Kraze
Yesterday, we spoke to celebrity trainer Nicky Holender. He made it clear that famous people are easy to whip into shape because all are accustomed to hard work and ready for more of it when it comes to losing weight.
All except the Kardashians, that is.
These talentless, lazy sisters have a triple-pronged approach to weight loss:
- Take QuickTrim.
- Rely on airbrushing.
- Hire a publicist to line their pockets with magazine cover cash.
The tabloids eat it up because consumers, for reasons that defy comprehension, think that Kim Kardashian or anyone in her family has any clue at all about healthy living. Just this week alone, these two cover stories are available on newsstands:
What sage words does Kim offer about losing weight? She tells Life & Style that it's important to east breakfast. STOP THE PRESSES!
Of course, it also helps to helps to get Botox injections; and Kardashian also says she tries to get as much protein as possible throughout the day.
Cristiano Ronaldo can probably help Kim with that.
As a celebrity gossip blogger, Kim Kardashian is a God send. She provides endless material with which we can mock the heck out of this utterly talentless reality star.
But Kim herself has not had the same luck with The Man Upstairs. In the latest issue of Shape, she shares what life was like as a big-breasted child.
Because her boobs were so much bigger than anyone else at the age of 10, Kim says "I remember crying in the bathtub... I took a washcloth, made it hot, put it over my chest and prayed, ‘Please don't let them grow any bigger. They're embarrassing me.'"
And did God heed this prayer? YOU TELL US.
Thanks to her large breasts, Kim Kardashian is famous. Thanks to an unhealthy diet of QuickTrim and Photoshop experts, she looks like this.
Kim Kardashian in Mom Jeans
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When Jessica Simpson rocked a pair of mama jeans last year, she made headlines for weeks.
Granted, the attention was negative - but Simpson turned criticism of her weight into sympathy and even a reality show, True Beauty.
Now, Kim Kardashian is hoping for the same result. She made this same fashion statement earlier in the week and responded to critics before they even had a chance to get vocal.
"For some reason, high-waisted jeans are always branded with this negative term and I think it's kind of ridiculous," she blogged. "Any woman who is proud of her curves should be able to flaunt them in high-waisted jeans!!! I'm proud to rock the mom jeans."
So, wait, Kim: now you're proud to be curvy? What about your revenge body and every other word out of your mouth about QuickTrim?
Kourtney Kardashian Gets Her Bikini Body Back... Again!
Someone really needs to get Kourtney Kardashian a GPS for her bikini body.
The unmarried mother continues to lose her figure every few weeks. Fortunately, she always recovers it, just in time to grace the cover of a supermarket tabloid. Amazing how that works, isn't it?
Even though she's already told us how she lost 33 pounds, while also having already shared her diet secrets with the world, Kourtney is featured yet again in the latest issue of Life & Style.
Forget about her sister's dangerous new love, we're dying to discover the tips that can help us get airbrushed by magazines lose so much weight. Take it away, Kourt!
Small diet tweaks: "I used to always get a chai latte from Starbucks, but I just switched to one espresso shot... I was eating a lot of dried fruit, and I didn't realize how much sugar that added. And now I'll eat raw almonds instead of salted ones."
Embrace a physical activity: "I'm big on running - just putting on my iPod Shuffle and going for a run by my house."
Eat fresh food: "Frozen yogurt tastes so chemically to me because I've been eating salads and salmon and chicken. Fresh food is so much better."
Then, there's this final tip: Get pregnant in order to increase ratings for your reality show, pocket lots of cash by exploiting this situation for every tabloid in the country, use that money to pay a personal trainer and personal chef to help you get toned, use Photoshop, offer absolutely nothing of substance to the world.
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