Creepy, mysterious Volturi.
Heartbroken, reckless Kristen Stewart.
Shirtless Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner.
The new trailer for the phenomenon known as New Moon has it all - and it's been leaked a day early! We've posted it below for your squealing pleasure.
This two-minute trailer may be taken down, as it's going to air during Sunday night's MTV Video Music Awards, so we imagine YouTube will yank the thing.
So watch it below while you can, try to refrain from screaming aloud, wherever you might be watching it, and leave a comment with your thoughts below:
This is truly pathetic.
Kim Kardashian is not satisfied with the money and attention she's garnered from... well, starring in a sex tape with Ray J.
Instead, she's pimping out her body and her soul on behalf of an unhealthy weight loss product. Kim and sister Khloe are shilling non-stop for QuickTrim, a cleansing system that no certified doctor would ever recommend for a patient.
Earlier today, Kim posted a message on her Twitter account that didn't even bother to hide the fact that she's nothing but a paid saleswoman for this dangerous product. She wrote:
“Quick Trim DOES A BODY GOOD! Quick Trim baby! Go get it!”
Seriously, folks, DO NOT go get this product. It's not safe and Kardashian is simply being paid for her endorsement, which includes the following Tweeted pics:
Kim Kardashian will do anything for money. Including Ray J.
In the new issue of Maxim, Audrina Patridge takes her top off, seductively eats some fruit and talks about the wackiest things she's heard about herself.
"That I have chin implants, I've gotten cheek implants, a nose job ... God, everything," The Hills hottie said, denying all of those plastic surgery rumors.
She never specifically denies getting fake boobs, of course.
Audrina also discusses the constant speculation as to her love life: "I took my brother out one night, and he was my boyfriend the next day."
No way that actually happened, but we see the point.
Patridge, who is dating Corey Bohan again, says she barely talks to former co-star Lauren Conrad: "We text every now and then, but that's about it."
Audrina Patridge, topless, washes clothes she apparently doesn't intend to wear at any point. Man, someone wasted a lot of money on that new front-loading washer.
As for pal Heidi Montag? "Heidi ... um, keeps asking me to go to Bible study with her," she says. Somewhere, God is shaking His head at that one.
Audrina is so over The Hills, which she's leaving after this season.
"You know, it's just something that I felt inside," she says. "I'm an adult now, and I don't need all the petty drama and drinking and fighting."
"I've been there, done that, and I'm ready to move on."
Move on to skanky photo shoots for men's magazines, that is. What is it with girls eating fruit in bed? Is that supposed to be a turn-on? How is that an appealing combination? Click to enlarge the Audrina Patridge pictures from Maxim ...
Here's a shocker for you. Stop the presses.
The new issue of V Magazine contains pictures of Lady Gaga naked, or at least not clothed. It's a gray area, and not just because it's black and white.
Whether you want to call them Lady Gaga nude photos or not, the images below leave little to the imagination ... except for what that is on her head:
Lady Gaga: Naked, for the most part, and resembling a smoking rabbit.
In two separate covers of the magazine, the possible hermaphrodite dons plastic pink and blue peel off shades. We can't decide which we like more.
In other photos, she poses in a blue Balenciaga by Nicolas Ghesquiere dress and Acne shoes. Truly, she is reinventing celebrity fashion as we speak.
Click to enlarge more Lady Gaga pictures from V Magazine ...
She's thin, she's spoiled, she's self-centered... and she'll soon be naked for the world to see.
The rumors of Bethenny Frankel nude billboards hitting cities across America are about to become a reality, as the Real Housewives of New York City star posed for PETA this week.
TV Guide Magazine was on hand for the shoot and spoke to the overly exposed D-lister afterwards. Here are excerpts from their interview:
On posing nude: That part doesn’t bother me that much... it’s like, everybody has a body, everyone’s naked... I’m not a supermodel - no one’s expecting me to be stunning.... It’s all good. I’ve always had a thick skin. I think it’s a light-hearted, fun thing for a great cause.
On involvement with PETA: I’m a huge animal lover, so it’s been a very organic process. I’m not on the top of any soapbox, but I think this is just a really interesting thing, and they came to me... They trust that I’ll be able to carry the message.
On fellow Real Housewives of New York City: I keep in touch with Jill, and I’ve touched base with LuAnn because [of her separation], just to be like, “How you doing?” I’ve kept in touch with Ramona the same way. I don’t keep in touch with Alex and Simon - I don’t particularly care for them. We’re not all best friends by any stretch of the imagination.
In other naked reality star news, Kim Zolciak went topless for the NOH8 campaign this week. Between her and Frankel's bare breasts, the unfair treatment of gays and animals will end any day now!
Fresh off an appearance on Royal Pains, gorgeous Sports Illustrated model Brooklyn Decker is returning to TV with a guest role on Ugly Betty this fall.
The wife of Andy Rodick will appear as Betty's co-worker Lexie. Decker, 22, sort of confirmed her appearance with this post on her Twitter this week:
“Working on an amazing set!! Can’t tell you guys what it is... Just yet," she Tweeted. "But I can tell you I’m loving it and can’t wait to spill the beans!”
The beans have been spilled. Sorry, B-Deck.
She also appeared on one episode of Chuck last season. Here's hoping for lots more appearances on TV. Or at least more SI Brooklyn Decker pictures.
Brooklyn Decker is coming to ABC's Ugly Betty this fall.
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