Cheeseburger, Stat! Tori Spelling is Very Thin

In the latest issue of Life & Style, the tabloid reports that Kendra Wilkinson wants to squeeze out a new baby in order to make up for her leaked sex tape.

Incredibly, this was NOT the most ridiculous item on that magazine's cover. The publication also quotes Tori Spelling as saying: I'm not too thin.

That's hilarious, considering the photo that accompanies this story:

Emaciated Tori

"Last summer, she didn't want to be photographed in a bathing suit," a source told the tabloid. "Now she's much happier with herself. She's still very thin, but she's not bony anymore."

We guess that's true. But when you set the bar at Shenae Grimes-like levels, it's easy to clear.