Happy Birthday, Hilton Hater!

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One of The Hollywood Gossip's driving forces turns another year wiser today. He also got married earlier this spring. Happy birthday and wedding, Hilton Hater!

We're not going to say how old he is, but let's just say it's too old to be running a celebrity gossip site (never mind that this blogger is months older ... details).

Fortunately, he's devoted much of his existence to THG since founding us in 2006. Our entire staff has him to thank for our success - and entertainment!

When he's not reporting all the latest Twilight, Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber gossip, Hilton Hater enjoys watching Glee and rocking out to Adam Lambert.

For more brilliance from HH on a daily basis, he is also the co-founder and expert critic-in-chief of TV Fanatic. The man watches a lot of TV. We benefit.

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Hilton Hater used to go by Mischalova. We've been at this awhile.

It is not without irony that our long track record as a leader in celebrity news, rumors and gossip has rendered our fearless leader's name a bit anachronistic.

Paris Hilton isn't even in the news that much anymore, and when she is, it's rarely worthy of hating. The ho-tel heiress has actually mellowed out quite a bit.