New Megan Fox Nips Out, Bikini Style

The only thing worse than Megan Fox’s fake Southern accent in the Jonah Hex trailer is all the fake Southern accents in True Blood. And the only thing worse than that is tripping and falling genitals-first into a mousetrap on your way to see Sex and the City 2. Luckily, thanks to the magic of digital imagery and the internet, we can see Megan Fox in a bikini without hearing her painfully awkward drawl. Of course, she is standing next to a half mast Brian Austin Green, while she sports a tattoo of his Christian name on her vadge. Bad accent or David Silverpussy? It’s literally like Sophie’s Choice!