Least Shocking News of the Day: Amy Fisher to Star in Quartet of Adult Movies

In news almost as shocking as The Bachelorette scripting and filming multiple endings, Amy Fisher has announced the official start to her porn career.
She'll produce and star in four movies for Dreamzone Entertainment (which lists their new employee as possessing “incredible D-cup size breasts"), beginning with The Making of Amy Fisher: Porn Star.
Says the woman who rose to fame in 1992 for sleeping with Joey Buttafuoco and then shooting his wife in the face, a crime for which Fisher spent seven years in prison:
“Our society loves sex. It feels so good and we should enjoy it. Sex is beautiful, powerful, and simply put, no one has the right to tell me what I can or can not do with my own private parts. This time, I get to make the choices on what kind of movies I want to make."
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Fisher is taking a jab at her ex-husband with that last comment, as he released a sex tape in 2007 that she claimed to play no role in releasing.
Fast forward three years, though, and Amy has taken a classic saying and turned it around a bit: if you can't beat 'em, join 'em... while naked and open for business.