Kim Kardashian Has a Message for Reggie Bush

Kim Kardashian rose to fame via a sex tape and has appeared naked in Playboy.

In other words: subtly is not her strong suit.

This doesn't bode well for Reggie Bush, as the reality TV took to her blog this week and showed the world what she'd look like in a wedding dress.

Granted, Kim claimed she was just modeling her mom's 30-year old frock for humor's sake, but who is she kidding? Kardashian donned this gown for two reasons only:

  1. To let Bush know she's ready for a ring;
  2. And to give bloggers a reason to write about her.

Consider the second mission accomplished, Kim. As for the first? Reg, the engagement ball is on your half of the field...

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