Or home.
Or really any place without a trash receptacle nearby.
As the featured attraction at the Richie Rich fashion show in New York City yesterday, Pamela Anderson walked the runway and made those of us who ordered her Tommy Lee sex tape in high school feel downright silly.
We paid $10.99 back then to stare at this?!?
Let's just hope - nay, pray! - that Pamela wears more layers on Dancing with the Stars this season. She's a rumored participant. Vegas has set the odds of Anderson's wardrobe malfunctioning on the air at 3:1. We wouln't wager against it.
To see how one is supposed to saunter down a catwalk, we direct your attention to Kim Kardashian.
To make yourself nauseous by looking at a scantily-clad has-been that doesn't know when to cover herself up, click on the images below.
