According to Playboy, its upcoming issue is "massive" and "double."

Based on the photo below, it's clear the former adjective refers to cover gal Tara Reid's breasts; while the latter describes the take our staff did upon seeing it.

Tara Reid? Really?!?

A shot of this train wreck in her underwear was enough to leave us nauseous for a month. Do we really need to see the whole thing?

Tara Reid Playboy Cover