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Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom Announce New Fragrance

Wanna smell like desperation and a lack of shame? You'll soon be able to!

Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom have confirmed plans for a new fragrance. It will be titled "Unbreakable" and will hit the market on February 12.

“He’s always wanted a unisex fragrance!,” Khloé recently told E! online. “It took a long time to create what we both wanted and would wear and love, and we found the perfect one.”

The scent will feature chocolaty notes that work for both genders and... we're sorry. We just can't write about this nonsense any longer.

Waste your money on this crap at your own risk.

Kardashian Klip: Should You Spread Mayo on Your Vagina?

We understand that the body parts on Kourtney, Khloe and Kim Kardashian are pretty much all these professional celebrities have going for them.

Still, can someone tell these reality stars to stop talking about their vaginas in public?

It was bad enough that we had to watch Kourtney give Khloe a bikini wax.
Then, last night, the sisters appeared on Conan and brought up a Twitter discussion two of them had about spreading mayonnaise on one's private region. Kim actually had to be the voice of reason and tell her siblings:
"Don't you guys realize that most of our fans are under the age 18 and you are bad influences on them? Talking about putting mayonnaise on your thing is not appropriate."
Below, watch the entire exchange, laugh at Conan's expression and shake your head over the state of a society that holds these women in such esteem.

The Kardashians on Conan

Kardashian Konfidential: Aktually Koming Soon!

The fact that Kourtney, Khloe and Kim Kardashian are koming out with an advice book is humorous enough on its own.

But the ridiculousness gets even better, as the tome will be titled "Kardashian Konfidential."

Why is this so funny? Because the sisters haven't kept anything confidential in years! Desperate for attention, they talk about babies, fashion, weight loss, Botox, big breasts and anything that will put money in their pockets to anyone that will listen.

Adding to the hilarity, a source said the book will have "lots of pictures," which is a given. Those are the only kinds of books these siblings read themselves.

Kardashian Konfidential will be published this November by St. Martin's Press. It's unknown at the moment how much it will retail for, but we can say this with konfidence:

Tack on a couple hundred dollars to whatever the book costs. That should kover the therapy sessions for anyone that actually pays money for advice from Kourtney, Khloe and Kim Kardashian.

Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami: Season Two Premiere Review

We make fun of Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian. A lot. Often. Pretty much every chance we get.

But what kind of credibility would we have if we simply bashed these talentless celebrities from afar? Hilarious clips that showcase clearly scripted fights and arguments might be worthy of our mockery, but readers have told us to give full episodes a shot.

Therefore, we've assigned an intern this nauseating task. She suffered in front of her TV on Sunday night and filed this report on the season premiere of Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami...

If anyone knows how to rock reality TV, it’s the Kardashians. These girls were built in the public eye and despite having the tabloids follow their every move, they can still film an interesting show with things we haven’t yet seen. On Sunday, these two outspoken sisters proved they can do just that.

Aptly titled “Back in Miami," the episode focused on the two new additions to this family: the adorable baby Mason and the infamous Scott Disick. While we haven’t seen much from the latter yet, the previews assure us that his notorious antics are yet to come.

While Kourtney tackles new motherhood, Khloe struggles with the fact that she’s leaving her new husband (Lamar Odom, of course) behind.

Honestly, while Lamar seems like a standup guy and it’s wonderful how in love he and Khloe are, the baby talk between the pair has GOT TO GO. Producers, editors, please: my gag reflex can only take so much. The only goo-goo ga-ga sounds should be coming from little Mason.

Granted, we don’t know the inner workings of every business move the Kardashians make, but it sucks Kourtney had to take the reigns with revamping the Miami Dash store. However, people have their priorities and Khloe wasn’t feeling it. On that note, Scott: Could you be more annoying?

You already know you tread on thin ice with your girlfriend’s family, don’t piss off the one who wouldn’t hesitate to punch you in the face. That being said, keep rocking those Patrick Bateman suits and entertaining us with your royal douchery.

As for Dash, the real “reason” the sisters are in Miami, we all know that people are capable of sick things, but who the heck takes a sh*t in a dressing room of a boutique? Just... wow.

Hopefully these new employees will stick. Love that Khloe wants to know which one of the girls talks about sex all the time. Her response? “I don’t understand why everybody doesn’t want to talk about sex all the time.” Touché.

Solid start to what will surely be an entertaining and loosely filtered season. It’s crazy how much can really change in a year. Last year, it was two single sisters ready to paint the town - and this year it’s a new mama and a new bride.

Whichever producer pressured the sisters to make such changes in their lives really deserves a raise.

Khloe Kardashian Pregnant ?

Khloe Kardashian is pregnant, according to a report that just surfaced.

According to Radar Online, she's already two months along. The father, of course, is Los Angeles Lakers star Lamar Odom, whom she wed on September 27, 2009.

Her sister Kourtney Kardashian gave birth to a son, Mason Dash Disick, last winter and Khloe is so in love with attention the baby that she wanted her own.

"Khloe was inspired by Kourtney having a baby,” a source close to the family tells the celebrity gossip site, adding that “Lamar is happy and ecstatic" too.

However, "Lamar is a little weary of exposing his baby on TV. He already doesn’t like his life being played out for everyone to see eight months of the year."

EXPECTING? Khloe Kardashian is reportedly pregnant by hubby Lamar Odom.

Odom, who has two children with ex Liza Morales, is referring to Khloe's reality show, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, and has a right to be concerned.

You know they're planning the on-air reveal already. They pretty much live their whole lives with this in mind. Who knows if Lamar was even consulted.

Speaking of the show, there's this wrinkle: Radar claims that while that the family is elated, the Kardashian clan has "gone into lockdown" over the report.

A cautious Khloe Kardashian wants to keep the pregnancy announcement secret until she passes the first trimester ... or it can be announced on the show.

There's been no confirmation yet, but we wouldn't be surprised in the least. The Kardashians have gotten kind of pathetic lately and need a ratings ploy.

Stay tuned ...

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Ka-Khing! Tabloids Kontinue to Kash in on Kardashians Weight Loss Kraze

Yesterday, we spoke to celebrity trainer Nicky Holender. He made it clear that famous people are easy to whip into shape because all are accustomed to hard work and ready for more of it when it comes to losing weight.

All except the Kardashians, that is.

These talentless, lazy sisters have a triple-pronged approach to weight loss:

Take QuickTrim.
Rely on airbrushing.
Hire a publicist to line their pockets with magazine cover cash.

The tabloids eat it up because consumers, for reasons that defy comprehension, think that Kim Kardashian or anyone in her family has any clue at all about healthy living. Just this week alone, these two cover stories are available on newsstands:

QuickTrim Bodies Diet Experts

What sage words does Kim offer about losing weight? She tells Life & Style that it's important to east breakfast. STOP THE PRESSES!

Of course, it also helps to helps to get Botox injections; and Kardashian also says she tries to get as much protein as possible throughout the day.

Cristiano Ronaldo can probably help Kim with that.

Fashion Face-Off: Sophia Bush vs. Khloe Kardashian

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Earlier this week, Damon Thomas called out ex-wife Kim Kardashian as a "fame whore" who is jealous of her sisters and has no talent.

Soon afterward, Khloe Kardashian came to Kim's defense and said: "We haven't spoken to this guy in years! Their relationship was 10 years ago! It's sad that people will make up lies for money! I'm just happy that Kim is out of that unhealthy relationship."

That's a nice sentiment, but Khloe has her own problems to worry about: she's been challenged to a fashion face-off by Sophia Bush!

The One Tree Hill actress is seen below in the same Hervé Léger dress as Khloe donned last month. Study the photos and then vote in our poll...

Sophia vs. Khloe

Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom Get Matching Tattoos, Are Morons

How could we ever have doubted the love between Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom?!?

The couple may only have known each other for a few weeks prior to marriage, but to prove their love for each other and/or remember one another's name in the morning, each has gotten a tattoo of the other's initials.

Take a look for yourself:

tattoos

We'll let Khloe contradict herself with the reasons why:

"I think the best tattoo experiences are the spontaneous ones, because that way you are not only left with the tattoo, but an amazing memory to go along with it," she blogged, adding:

"I'm definitely a believer in tattoos as long as they are thoughtful and have significant meaning, which all of mine do... Tattoos are something you'll have for the rest of your life so it's important to get one that truly means something to you."

So, to recap: Khloe believes tattoos should be both spontaneous and possess special meaning.

We've heard she feels the same way about fake marriages and pre-nuptial agreements.

Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom’s wedding to air in November

It’s one of the biggest highlights of the week, and Khloe Kardashian doesn’t want her fans to miss her wedding ceremony that will air in November. The 25-year-old socialite married Angeles Laker Lamar Odom Sunday evening at a private home in Beverly Hills, People reports. Kardashian walked down the aisle in a Vera Wang dress on the arm of her stepfather, Bruce Jenner, with her dear sisters Kim and a pregnant Kourtney at her side. The ceremony will air on a special episode of “Keeping Up With the Kardashians: The Wedding” on November 8th at 9 pm, E! announced.

Meanwhile, some sites are making their bets on how long their marriage will last. They believe that the thing won’t pass six months so far. Was that a kind forecast?

Kendall and Kylie Jenner are Officialy Part of the Family

Kendall and Kylie Jenner can have an extra serving of dessert tonight.

The little sisters of Khloe, Kim and Kourtney Kardashian will likely be rewarded for their actions, as the young pair made their family very proud this week when they spoke to E! News.

Taking a page out of the Kardashian playbook - i.e. use any occasion to make headlines of any kind - Kendall spoke to the network about future nephews and nieces.

"I know Khloé has always wanted to have kids, because when me and Kylie were little, she would babysit us... I know she'll be a great mom."

Experts on love and child rearing, Kendall and Kylie Jenner are being indoctrinated into the world of entertainment news and gossip.

When asked for her take on the speed with which Khloe met and married Lamar Odom, 12-year old Kyle - yes, 12-year old Kylie! - said:

"You can't control love. They're in love with each other. I think they're a great couple. I think it's going to last their whole life."

The key to the relationship, Kylie added, was the cootie shot she gave her sister a few weeks ago.

Report: Khloe Kardashian Engaged to Lamar Odom, Will Get Married in Two Weeks

Updating a story from earlier today, sources confirm that Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom are not just thinking about rings and maybe getting married.

They are engaged and will tie the knot in the next two weeks!

"Khloe and Lamar want to get married before he has to go away for training, and the [basketball] season starts up [this fall]," a source tells Us Weekly.

"They are hoping to pull together a wedding within the next two weeks so they can get married and have time for a honeymoon," continues the source.

"They haven't decided where they will say 'I Do,' but they are scouting out numerous locations, including Khloe's family home in Calabasas, [Calif.]."

Earlier this month, Odom gushed that he was "very happy" with Khloe Kardashian, who stars with her pregnant sister on Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami.

"Khloe is smart and beautiful and that is very hard to find," he said.

Her other sister approves as well: "He's a great guy!" Kim Kardashian said of the couple, who have been all over each other, and L.A., in recent weeks.

THG first reported Khlamar were dating September 4, just two weeks ago. But when it's time to create headlines true love, sometimes you just know.

Odom recently signed a four-year, $33 million deal with the Lakers, who he helped win the NBA title ... but can Khloe really lock Lamar up for life?!