Jessica Simpson’s Expanding Cleavage

Jessica Simpson keeps on expanding, a trend she started about a year back when she broke up with her boyfriend at the time, quarterback Tony Romo.

But we’re not complaining, not at all! The good thing about Jessica Simpson’s increased weight is that her tits are growing at the same rate as her volume. Check out the size of Jessica Simpson’s tits in this picture snapped a couple of days ago while she was leaving the Ritz Carlton in New York. That’s some serious cleavage, and no matter how much she may try to disguise it, there’s no way to hide that enormous abundance!

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Jessica Simpson, Nipples, Wave to Fans

To say the least. Cleavage would imply a glimpse of ... you know. This is pretty much her topless. It's one gust of wind away.

Jessica Simpson and her giant boobs make their way to her car. You gotta cover those puppies up, Jess.

  

That's what this pic is all about. Jessica Simpson talking about her boobs and how she'd consider plastic surgery down the line. Hot.

 

 Jessica Simpson models possibly the most ridiculous top of all time. 

  

 Seriously, that rack of Jessica Simpson's is not small. Much like the annoyance quotient every time she opens her mouth. 

  

Is Jessica Simpson causing problems on the set of Major Movie Star? That's what certain celebrity news sources are reporting. 

 

Or whatever you call it ... that dress is something ... let's just say Jessica Simpson doesn't pack concert halls because of her voice, people. 

  

Jessica Simpson appears to have no idea what a bra is. But she does know what a good publicity shot looks like. 

  

Jessica Simpson gives fans an eyeful to say the least in this blue dress that probably isn't all that warm. 

  

 Jessica Simpson is sort of hot. She is also sort of annoying. You have to weigh the pros and cons when you date her... 

  

 And by strutting her stuff, we mean displays her chest. Amply. Oh, goodness, does she ever. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Fashion Face-Off: Jessica Simpson vs. Audrina Patridge

Jessica Simpson and Audrina Patridge have a lot in common.

Both break up with guys a lot, have large breasts, have little to no talent and are fixtures on celebrity gossip websites. They also have similar style!

Simpson recently wore a Madewell romper with a denim shirt while arriving in N.Y.C., while Patridge kept a floral one-piece bare for shopping in L.A.

Who looked better in this flowy, floral item? Vote below ...

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THG Caption Contest: April 30

Welcome, readers, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, where you all try to think and post the funniest caption(s) for the celebrity photo below!

Today's subject? The legendary Jessica Simpson on the talk show circuit. What could she and Ellen be saying / doing? What would make a great caption?

You tell us! Just click "Comments" and send in your caption(s) - as many as you like. We will announce the winner on Monday. Best of luck ... go to it:

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Jessica Simpson: The New Queen of Pathetic

Who does Jessica Simpson think she is, Jennifer Aniston?

Just when you thought Jen had the sad, lonely and pathetic title wrapped up, Jessica is making a quality run at the crown so far this year. Wow, things have gone from bad to worse for the alleged singer and actress, starting in January ...

Attempting to embark on a country music career for some reason, Jessica was "sad and hurt" after fat photos of her at the 99.9 KISS Country Chili Cookoff in Pembroke Pines, Fla., surfaced. Fat or not, those mom jeans are freaking atrocious.

A month later, Jessica "performed" on Good Morning America and hit a "technical snag." The next week, she forgot her own lyrics during what will forever be known as the meltdown in Grand Rapids. Well, to our staff members at least.

Jessica signs on to do The Price of Beauty, a show that no one intends to watch, if it even airs features her traveling the world to examine what women do to feel pretty. Snooze. She should start with a series on her own lip injections.

The night before her 29th birthday in July, Tony Romo dumped her, a heartbreaking move compounded by the fact that he's now dating Candice Crawford, which supposedly prompted her to seek out this douchebag for comfort. Sad.

Despite all of that, she at least had her beloved maltipoo, Daisy. Well, she did until this past week, when the pup was snatched by a coyote before her eyes. She held out hope that Daisy wasn't devoured, but finally accepted her fate.

Keep your pets leashed on walks, people.

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Jessica Simpson: Desperate, Longing For John Mayer

Jessica Simpson is desperately trying to get back in John Mayer's pants, if you believe the new cover of In Touch. Which you shouldn't, but hey, they printed it.

According to the poor man's OK! Magazine, Jessica wants to reunite with the douchebag after Tony Romo shattered her life by dumping her a few months ago.

She had "her whole future planned out" with Tony and wanted him to marry her. But then on the night before her birthday in July, everything fell apart. Sniff.

Now he's with Candice Crawford, sister of Gossip Girl star Chace, and even brings her to some of the same restaurants in Dallas he and Jessica used to hit.

“She can’t believe it,” an insider tells the mag. “Even if she doesn’t want Tony back, no one wants to see their ex moving on with a hotter, younger girl.”

DESPERATE HOOKUP: John Mayer definitely qualifies as such.

The fact that Nick Lachey got back together with Vanessa Minnillo hasn't helped Jessica's mindset either. She's becoming Jennifer Aniston-style pathetic.

While Jessica’s "career is going great" - apparently In Touch is stuck in 2003 here - her personal life "is kind of a disaster." At least they got that right.

“This couldn’t have come at a worse time for Jessica,” the friend of hers adds. “It’s opened up a lot of old wounds. She’s pretty insecure about herself."

That insecurity that has led Jessica "down a dangerous path of desperation and loneliness," as she's been secretly hooking up with her ex John Mayer.

Supposedly.

We'll set the over-under on how long it takes the douchebag to deny this on Twitter at two hours, since he Googles himself so often. This morning, he denied a similar rumor about himself - that Kristin Cavallari was playing his meat bugle.

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