Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom Announce New Fragrance

Wanna smell like desperation and a lack of shame? You'll soon be able to!

Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom have confirmed plans for a new fragrance. It will be titled "Unbreakable" and will hit the market on February 12.

“He’s always wanted a unisex fragrance!,” Khloé recently told E! online. “It took a long time to create what we both wanted and would wear and love, and we found the perfect one.”

The scent will feature chocolaty notes that work for both genders and... we're sorry. We just can't write about this nonsense any longer.

Waste your money on this crap at your own risk.

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Khloe Kardashian Pregnant ?

Khloe Kardashian is pregnant, according to a report that just surfaced. 

According to Radar Online, she's already two months along. The father, of course, is Los Angeles Lakers star Lamar Odom, whom she wed on September 27, 2009.

Her sister Kourtney Kardashian gave birth to a son, Mason Dash Disick, last winter and Khloe is so in love with attention the baby that she wanted her own.

"Khloe was inspired by Kourtney having a baby,” a source close to the family tells the celebrity gossip site, adding that “Lamar is happy and ecstatic" too.

However, "Lamar is a little weary of exposing his baby on TV. He already doesn’t like his life being played out for everyone to see eight months of the year."

EXPECTING? Khloe Kardashian is reportedly pregnant by hubby Lamar Odom.

Odom, who has two children with ex Liza Morales, is referring to Khloe's reality show, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, and has a right to be concerned.

You know they're planning the on-air reveal already. They pretty much live their whole lives with this in mind. Who knows if Lamar was even consulted.

Speaking of the show, there's this wrinkle: Radar claims that while that the family is elated, the Kardashian clan has "gone into lockdown" over the report.

A cautious Khloe Kardashian wants to keep the pregnancy announcement secret until she passes the first trimester ... or it can be announced on the show.

There's been no confirmation yet, but we wouldn't be surprised in the least. The Kardashians have gotten kind of pathetic lately and need a ratings ploy.

Stay tuned ...

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Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom Get Matching Tattoos, Are Morons

How could we ever have doubted the love between Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom?!?

The couple may only have known each other for a few weeks prior to marriage, but to prove their love for each other and/or remember one another's name in the morning, each has gotten a tattoo of the other's initials.

Take a look for yourself:

We'll let Khloe contradict herself with the reasons why:

"I think the best tattoo experiences are the spontaneous ones, because that way you are not only left with the tattoo, but an amazing memory to go along with it," she blogged, adding:

"I'm definitely a believer in tattoos as long as they are thoughtful and have significant meaning, which all of mine do... Tattoos are something you'll have for the rest of your life so it's important to get one that truly means something to you."

So, to recap: Khloe believes tattoos should be both spontaneous and possess special meaning.

We've heard she feels the same way about fake marriages and pre-nuptial agreements.

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Kendall and Kylie Jenner are Officialy Part of the Family

Kendall and Kylie Jenner can have an extra serving of dessert tonight.

The little sisters of Khloe, Kim and Kourtney Kardashian will likely be rewarded for their actions, as the young pair made their family very proud this week when they spoke to E! News.

Taking a page out of the Kardashian playbook - i.e. use any occasion to make headlines of any kind - Kendall spoke to the network about future nephews and nieces.

"I know Khloé has always wanted to have kids, because when me and Kylie were little, she would babysit us... I know she'll be a great mom."

Experts on love and child rearing, Kendall and Kylie Jenner are being indoctrinated into the world of entertainment news and gossip.

When asked for her take on the speed with which Khloe met and married Lamar Odom, 12-year old Kyle - yes, 12-year old Kylie! - said:

"You can't control love. They're in love with each other. I think they're a great couple. I think it's going to last their whole life."

The key to the relationship, Kylie added, was the cootie shot she gave her sister a few weeks ago.

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Report: Khloe Kardashian Engaged to Lamar Odom, Will Get Married in Two Weeks

Updating a story from earlier today, sources confirm that Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom are not just thinking about rings and maybe getting married.

They are engaged and will tie the knot in the next two weeks!

"Khloe and Lamar want to get married before he has to go away for training, and the [basketball] season starts up [this fall]," a source tells Us Weekly.

"They are hoping to pull together a wedding within the next two weeks so they can get married and have time for a honeymoon," continues the source.

"They haven't decided where they will say 'I Do,' but they are scouting out numerous locations, including Khloe's family home in Calabasas, [Calif.]."

Earlier this month, Odom gushed that he was "very happy" with Khloe Kardashian, who stars with her pregnant sister on Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami.

"Khloe is smart and beautiful and that is very hard to find," he said.

Her other sister approves as well: "He's a great guy!" Kim Kardashian said of the couple, who have been all over each other, and L.A., in recent weeks.

THG first reported Khlamar were dating September 4, just two weeks ago. But when it's time to create headlines true love, sometimes you just know.

Odom recently signed a four-year, $33 million deal with the Lakers, who he helped win the NBA title ... but can Khloe really lock Lamar up for life?!

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Report: Khloe Kardashian Engaged to Lamar Odom, Will Get Married in Two Weeks

Updating a story from earlier today, sources confirm that Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom are not just thinking about rings and maybe getting married.

They are engaged and will tie the knot in the next two weeks!

"Khloe and Lamar want to get married before he has to go away for training, and the [basketball] season starts up [this fall]," a source tells Us Weekly.

"They are hoping to pull together a wedding within the next two weeks so they can get married and have time for a honeymoon," continues the source.

"They haven't decided where they will say 'I Do,' but they are scouting out numerous locations, including Khloe's family home in Calabasas, [Calif.]."

Earlier this month, Odom gushed that he was "very happy" with Khloe Kardashian, who stars with her pregnant sister on Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami.

"Khloe is smart and beautiful and that is very hard to find," he said.

Her other sister approves as well: "He's a great guy!" Kim Kardashian said of the couple, who have been all over each other, and L.A., in recent weeks.

THG first reported Khlamar were dating September 4, just two weeks ago. But when it's time to create headlines true love, sometimes you just know.

Odom recently signed a four-year, $33 million deal with the Lakers, who he helped win the NBA title ... but can Khloe really lock Lamar up for life?!

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