Happy Birthday, Jennifer Aniston!

Jennifer Aniston is lonely and goes through enough inner turmoil on a daily basis. We don't need her feeling left out and pathetic on her 41st birthday, too!

We're kidding. Mostly. Jen swears she's happy, despite what you may have heard, and we believe it. She's single, yes, but what's not to love about her life?

She parlayed her success from Friends into a long, absurdly lucrative career of bad romantic comedies. Not a not to complain about ... except Brangelina.

We're sure rumors of a reconciliation/love child with Brad or playing mind games with Ange will surface soon. For today, let's just stick to the positives.

Click to enlarge some Jennifer Aniston pictures below and share your birthday greetings for the 41-year-old by leaving a comment below ...

 

Jennifer Aniston looks her best in this pictorial, courtesy of GQ. It's one of many beautiful shots of the actress from the January 2009 issue.  

 

 Jennifer Aniston's photo spread for the January 2009 issue of GQ is generating a lot of buzz. How come? Just look at this photo. 

 

 Yowza! Jennifer Aniston poses naked in this photo from the January 2009 issue of GQ. We're gonna need a few moments, readers.

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Jennifer Aniston Upskirt

Oh hell yes!!! Why it's a pretty sweet view right up 41 year old goddess Jennifer Aniston's skirt we're getting right here isn't it? Damn right it is

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Jennifer Aniston Ready For "Aggressive Sexuality"

Celebrity news and movie sites have been in a frenzy, reporting that Jennifer Aniston and Colin Farrell are set to appear in a sex-crazed, kinky new film together.

The film, Horrible Bosses, is due out next year, and in it, we will see Jennifer Aniston nude. However, she "will not show any private parts," according to her rep.

That's one heck of a naked caveat.

The star's rep does note that the role is far cry from her Friends days as daddy's girl Rachel Green. We're imagining that sexy Smart Water ad, only in a movie.

"The part is provocative and sexual, but also hysterically funny," the rep says.

A classic from the famous Jennifer Aniston nude GQ spread.

If Jen is trying to break out of a rut of bad romantic comedies, this might be a good start ... although it sounds like a bad romantic comedy, just with more nudity.

"There are no plans for her to go fully nude or topless, but the role does require aggressive sexuality that folks have not seen from Jennifer on screen before."

Sounds good to us. No wonder she's been sneaking around with Brad Pitt behind Angelina Jolie's back ** - he's gotta regret leaving America's Sweetheart now.

** - From a report in Star that is probably complete crap.

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Jennifer Aniston: Smart Water Sexy

Man, Jennifer Aniston just looks so hot ... literally.

In a new ad campaign for SmartWater, the actress is drenched in sweat, showing Brad Pitt what he's missing ... her ripped, impressively toned abs.

Wearing workout gear and clutching a bottle of water, the physucally fit 41-year-old gives the camera a breathless look. The text of the ad reads:

"Working out feels great... afterwards ... That's why I drink Smart. It's hydration I can feel. (And that's one part of my routine I never sweat.)"

Enough talk. More hotness (and fitness) ...

Jennifer Aniston makes you want to reach for ... SmartWater.

Yoga and fitness buff Aniston, who some say has the best body ever, has been a brand spokeswoman for Glaceau SmartWater since back in 2007.

Hey, it's not Jennifer Aniston nude (like her new perfume ads) but it's pretty solid. Makes you want to ... work out? Maybe a little if she were there?

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OMG: Angelina Jolie Planning "Revenge Pregnancy"

Angelina Jolie is totally planning a "revenge pregnancy." We have no idea what that means, but In Touch Weekly reported it, so we're pretty sure it's legit.

We take this to mean that she's gotten over her recent suicide attempt and is ready to get down to the business of procreating ... and trapping Brad Pitt!

After all, if we are to believe this In Touch story, Brad and Jennifer Aniston just had their most “heartfelt” meeting ever ... if you know what they mean.

We're not even sure they know what they mean, actually, but Angelina feels she must take drastic action to keep him. That entails ... pulling the goalie?

It remains to be seen how far jealous Angie will go to perpetuate this hilarious, made-up soap opera expand her brood. But she's yearning for baby #7.

She'd just better hope Jen doesn't get knocked up first ...

MWA-HA-HA-HA! Team Angie striketh back with a REVENGE PREGNANCY!

It may not be real, but in the minds of tabloid editors, Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston's war of words and potential baby-making with Brad is going strong.

Your move, Jen.

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OMG: Angelina Jolie Planning "Revenge Pregnancy"

Angelina Jolie is totally planning a "revenge pregnancy." We have no idea what that means, but In Touch Weekly reported it, so we're pretty sure it's legit.

We take this to mean that she's gotten over her recent suicide attempt and is ready to get down to the business of procreating ... and trapping Brad Pitt!

After all, if we are to believe this In Touch story, Brad and Jennifer Aniston just had their most “heartfelt” meeting ever ... if you know what they mean.

We're not even sure they know what they mean, actually, but Angelina feels she must take drastic action to keep him. That entails ... pulling the goalie?

It remains to be seen how far jealous Angie will go to perpetuate this hilarious, made-up soap opera expand her brood. But she's yearning for baby #7.

She'd just better hope Jen doesn't get knocked up first ...

MWA-HA-HA-HA! Team Angie striketh back with a REVENGE PREGNANCY!

It may not be real, but in the minds of tabloid editors, Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston's war of words and potential baby-making with Brad is going strong.

Your move, Jen.

READ MORE » OMG: Angelina Jolie Planning "Revenge Pregnancy"

OMG: Angelina Jolie Planning "Revenge Pregnancy"

Angelina Jolie is totally planning a "revenge pregnancy." We have no idea what that means, but In Touch Weekly reported it, so we're pretty sure it's legit.

We take this to mean that she's gotten over her recent suicide attempt and is ready to get down to the business of procreating ... and trapping Brad Pitt!

After all, if we are to believe this In Touch story, Brad and Jennifer Aniston just had their most “heartfelt” meeting ever ... if you know what they mean.

We're not even sure they know what they mean, actually, but Angelina feels she must take drastic action to keep him. That entails ... pulling the goalie?

It remains to be seen how far jealous Angie will go to perpetuate this hilarious, made-up soap opera expand her brood. But she's yearning for baby #7.

She'd just better hope Jen doesn't get knocked up first ...

MWA-HA-HA-HA! Team Angie striketh back with a REVENGE PREGNANCY!

It may not be real, but in the minds of tabloid editors, Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston's war of words and potential baby-making with Brad is going strong.

Your move, Jen.

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Jennifer Aniston Still Believes in Love, Offers Obvious Relationship Advice

Jennifer Aniston is featured in the upcoming issue of Australia's Harper's Bazaar and lucky for us, the lonely, miserable wretch actress talks about love!

"I'm still a romantic. I still believe in love," the 40-year-old says when asked by the publication if her sad relationship history has made her cynical.

Thank goodness this insanely good-looking, wealthy woman is not completely resigned to dying alone (or at least packing on the pounds) at her age.

The Harper's Bazaar article also includes some relationship lessons direct from Jennifer Aniston. As for why romance sometimes fizzles, she explains:

"I think it's laziness. I really do. I think a good relationship is about collaboration. That's the way to go in a relationship," Aniston says, insightfully.

Jennifer Aniston is still a believer in love. Phew.

"I think you just need to talk to each other. Say what you need to say. Say what you want to say. That way it's not threatening. You just need to say, 'This is important to me.' Don't expect your mate to read your mind."

This apparently didn't work with Brad Pitt or that douchebag.

Jen also says women "try to do too much" in relationships.

"I think it's just instinctual as a woman to be the caretaker of your home, women complain that men don't do enough, but it's your own fault," she says.

"You train your man to do nothing. You can't blame someone for not knowing what his or her job should be if you don't ask for it right off the bat."

This concludes this afternoon's relationship seminar with the world's foremost expert. There should be at least one or two more later in the week.

In the meantime, check out these Jennifer Aniston pictures!

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