Jessica Simpson and Audrina Patridge have a lot in common.
Both break up with guys a lot, have large breasts, have little to no talent and are fixtures on celebrity gossip websites. They also have similar style!
Simpson recently wore a Madewell romper with a denim shirt while arriving in N.Y.C., while Patridge kept a floral one-piece bare for shopping in L.A.
Who looked better in this flowy, floral item? Vote below ...
Whether she's feuding with Heidi Montag, or Kristin Cavallari, or Stephanie Pratt, or Jayde Nicole, or Justin-Bobby, Audrina Patridge always entertains on The Hills.
Well, sort of. To be honest, we can't recall the last time we really cared about anything she did, or which tattooed biker/surfer/singer dude she's dating this week.
Occasionally, she hosts a party in Vegas, gets called out for Tijuana plastic surgery or someone makes fun of her large forehead. But mostly she's just kinda there.
In any case, Audrina Patridge turns 25 on this 9th day of May.
Hopefully, her current beau Ryan Cabrera takes her out for a nice dinner, or shopping for some jeans they can later share. Props to Brody Jenner for that joke.
Happy birthday, girl, and thanks for all the good gossip ...
Lost in thought for a moment, Audrina Patridge struggles to remember her lines for The Hills. Or why she's famous ... we forget too. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]
Once the final season of the reality show that made her famous is in the books, it's unclear if we'll ever hear from her again. But for now, she's forever in our hearts.
And on our gossip site whenever there are good bikini photos.
Speaking of, click to enlarge more Audrina pictures ...
The second episode of The Hills' final season focused on nasty rumors and the b!tch who started them. Yes, we know that applies to pretty much every episode.
Lauren Conrad's non-sex tape and Speidi's involvement in spreading that story took up multiple seasons. Is Kristin Cavallari's "drug problem" the new version?
Last night's episode, "Rumor Has It," found her singling out Stephanie as the rumor culprit. Below, THG breaks down the action using our patented +/- scale:
Kristin on Stephanie Pratt and why she'd start rumors: "Because she's crazy, she's a pathological liar, she has nothing going on in her life." All true. Plus 15.
Stacie the Bartender is still around. Does Kristin not have any girlfriends the network didn't create for her? Is Stacie the Bartender her full name? Minus 4.
Brody Jenner: "[Steph] made up these rumors because she is a crazy person. With her past drug addiction, maybe she's mirroring herself." Deep. Plus 7.
Cocaine. It's what's for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Stephanie and Lo read about Kristin's drug use from gossip tabloids and thus think "she is definitely doing drugs," which is hilarious on many levels. Minus 3.
Kristin throws a party to "get to the bottom of this." Or because MTV told her too. Plus 2, because amazingly, the whole cast will be there, including Speidi!
Minus 9 for the lines fed to Brody about Ryan Cabrera and the fake conflict over Audrina. Metrosexual cracks are cliched, and why the eff would Brody care?
LOL, Ryan does look kind of d-bag-ish, however, so Plus 3.
Heidi Montag is, like, excited to debut her new body. Her fam didn't love her new look, but friends think she looks great. Psst ... they're getting paid. Plus 7.
What is Lo even doing on the show at this point? Minus 4.
Stephanie starts to make small talk with Spencer Pratt, but gets so choked up and starts to cry. Spencer berates her. How awesomely dysfunctional. Plus 5.
Comment rendered unnecessary.
Dismayed by family issues, Spencer is carrying around crystals to channel his anger and bring life "peace and balance." What a ridiculous human being. Plus 12.
Kristin says she really doesn't want to be friends with Stephanie because she just likes to create drama. That and 100 other reasons make sense to us. Plus 3.
Nice to see Charlie adopting the Justin-Bobby look. Minus 6.
What's more fake, any dialogue featuring Stephanie and Kristin or Heidi Montag's ginormous, hilarious fake boobs? No points, just throwing that out there.
TOTAL: +30. SEASON: +40. This was The Hills at its best and worst, all at the same time. So much contrived, but entertaining nonsense to go around.
Taking advantage of a break in her work, Audrina Patridge is in Las Vegas this week, where she was the host of a pool party at Wet Republic at the MGM Grand Hotel and Casino, to celebrate Easter Sunday. Her tiny black bikini wasn’t exactly what you’d expect to see at an Easter party, but it looked great on her. The celebration was kind of intimate, with just a couple of dozens of her closest friends that gathered around her VIP poolside cabana.
Enjoying the Vegas sun and the fun company, Audrina seemed to have had a great time, and she was certainly quite excited to get together with her friends. On her twitter stream, the The Hills star wrote:
“Girls trip to vegas!!!…. Hosting pool party at wet republic. Hopefully it’ll warm up.”
This is pretty messed up.
The guy Audrina Patridge got a permanent restraining order against for stalking her last year was arrested Friday for doing so again ... at her house.
Someone inside The Hills star's house called 911 after Zachary Loring allegedly started pounding on her front door and kept ringing the doorbell. Scary.
Audrina Patridge was, in fact, home at the time of the incident, and Loring was in possession of a large knife when he was arrested. Even scarier.
Audrina Patridge has had trouble with this guy before.
Police showed up and arrested Zachary Loring, who was booked for felony stalking and misdemeanor vandalism and being held on $160,000 bail.
Back in September, Audrina claimed Loring kept showing up and giving her creepy poems and drawings, including one of a woman being hanged.
Dude, get a life. And some dating advice. That's not the way to make her love you. When like roses and chocolate, not knives and death drawings.
Just two nights after a contentious season finale of The Hills, Audrina Patridge and Kristin Cavallari partied together all night as they celebrated in New York.
The ladies were hugging and dancing all night, as if nothing ever happened. They took shots at the bar with fellow revelers Brody Jenner and Whitney Port.
Putting on a good show for the finale party? Or for the show itself?
Oddest of all, Audzo and K-Cavs were even spotted in a three-way embrace with Audrina's infamous ex (and Kristin's fake boyfriend) Justin-Bobby Brescia.
Either they got over their season-long feud really, really fast, or everything you see on that show is likely scripted and fake. Oh wait, we know it's the latter.
Naturally, The Hills was picked up for a sixth season yesterday!
Something is very, very wrong with this picture. That something is that despite an aversion to personal hygiene, Justin-Bobby has gotten with both of these girls.
Just two nights after a contentious season finale of The Hills, Audrina Patridge and Kristin Cavallari partied together all night as they celebrated in New York.
The ladies were hugging and dancing all night, as if nothing ever happened. They took shots at the bar with fellow revelers Brody Jenner and Whitney Port.
Putting on a good show for the finale party? Or for the show itself?
Oddest of all, Audzo and K-Cavs were even spotted in a three-way embrace with Audrina's infamous ex (and Kristin's fake boyfriend) Justin-Bobby Brescia.
Either they got over their season-long feud really, really fast, or everything you see on that show is likely scripted and fake. Oh wait, we know it's the latter.
Naturally, The Hills was picked up for a sixth season yesterday!
Something is very, very wrong with this picture. That something is that despite an aversion to personal hygiene, Justin-Bobby has gotten with both of these girls.
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In the new issue of Maxim, Audrina Patridge takes her top off, seductively eats some fruit and talks about the wackiest things she's heard about herself.
"That I have chin implants, I've gotten cheek implants, a nose job ... God, everything," The Hills hottie said, denying all of those plastic surgery rumors.
She never specifically denies getting fake boobs, of course.
Audrina also discusses the constant speculation as to her love life: "I took my brother out one night, and he was my boyfriend the next day."
No way that actually happened, but we see the point.
Patridge, who is dating Corey Bohan again, says she barely talks to former co-star Lauren Conrad: "We text every now and then, but that's about it."
Audrina Patridge, topless, washes clothes she apparently doesn't intend to wear at any point. Man, someone wasted a lot of money on that new front-loading washer.
As for pal Heidi Montag? "Heidi ... um, keeps asking me to go to Bible study with her," she says. Somewhere, God is shaking His head at that one.
Audrina is so over The Hills, which she's leaving after this season.
"You know, it's just something that I felt inside," she says. "I'm an adult now, and I don't need all the petty drama and drinking and fighting."
"I've been there, done that, and I'm ready to move on."
Move on to skanky photo shoots for men's magazines, that is. What is it with girls eating fruit in bed? Is that supposed to be a turn-on? How is that an appealing combination? Click to enlarge the Audrina Patridge pictures from Maxim ...
