The inventors of Twitter must have had Spencer Pratt in mind.
Whether it's in retaliation for media criticism of Heidi Montag, a ploy for whatever attention he can get, or simply out of boredom, dude is in rare form of late.
Just a few days removed from an epic rant against Audrina Patridge's "Tijuana plastic surgery" and various other celebrities, The Hills star is at it once again.
This time it's another rumored plastic surgery recipient - Kate Hudson - who drew his Tweeting wrath as Spencer feels her (rumored) boob job is inadequate.
"How is it possible to get breast implants and still not have breasts," he Twittered Monday. "Kate H - get ur money back. I gotta guy who will hook you up!"
A fair question ... and a generous offer. What a humanitarian.
Breast implants or not, Kate Hudson isn't Spencer's type.
Kate Hudson reportedly had breast implants of some kind put in recently, but her "new" chest looks an awful lot like her old one. Which is fine, of course.
But Spencer Pratt, who's been defending his wife from major negativity surrounding her recent plastic surgery bonanza, as not impressed, that's for sure.
He didn't stop at Kate, either.
Pratt took aim at Robert Rey - a.k.a. Dr. 90210 - who recently criticized Heidi, calling him a hypocrite, seeing as his daughter is totally "into plastic."
Branching out, he took on Kim Kardashian's kat kontroversy from yesterday, saying "Come on KK America's alrealy seen way too much of ur pu$$y."
Wow. Finally, for reasons unknown (aside from Twitter making it so easy) he bashed Snooki from Jersey Shore, posting "SNOOKI everyone" and this:
Harsh, Spencer. That is harsh.