It seems like a year ago that Carrie Prejean found herself in hot water for comments she made regarding her opposition to gay marriage at the Miss USA pageant.
That's because it was a year ago, and what a year it's been for the hypocrite since, getting engaged to Kyle Boller and stripped of clothes and a Miss California title.
As much as we'd like to forget Carrie Prejean even exists, not everyone is willing to. Particularly not the PR firm that would like to get paid for services rendered.
One of the tamer Carrie Prejean pictures out there.
Prejean hired A. Larry Ross Communications, which billed over $64,000, last year to help with image and public relations consulting after her gay marriage mess.
She has yet to pay the bill.
Consequently, the PR firm has filed suit against the painful Prejean looking for their money. We'd love to say there's no way she could talk her way out of this, but this is Carrie Prejean. Consider who you're dealing with for a moment:
She basically tried to argue that God loves fake boobs.
Christ, what a shitty day for bikinis. Here's Kelly Bensimon in Miami yesterday and between her and Serena Williams it feels like my choices were between Over-tanned Joe Perry with Implants or Darth Vader. Obviously I chose both which, to be honest, is exactly how I'd handle that situation if it happened in real life. "Okay, you play 'Love in an Elevator,' you keep doing that breathing thing and I'll start covering myself with a tarp. Ready? Break!"
Reggie Bush was apparently cheating on Kim Kardashian with a blonde waitress named January Gessert which, along with his unwillingness to get married, led to their break-up, according to RadarOnline:
Gessert reportedly spent the night at Reggie's house on March 16th, after the two met at Sunset Strip bar-restaurant Red Rock. She was spotted leaving Reggie's house the next morning at 7am.
Reggie has reportedly set up an elaborate system to hide his cheating from Kim - including the use of multiple cell phones, but the camera never lies, and Kim is bound to be left devastated and in tears following the release of these photos.
KIM: Listen, I have to be the good guy in this, so can you bang a bunch of random chicks and make it look like it happened while we were still together?
REGGIE: One step ahead of you.
KIM: Okay, good. .... Wait.
REGGIE: YOU JUST GOT BUSHED!*
*If there's a God in heaven, Reggie Bush actually says to this people.
More Kim Kardashian Bikini Photos
This was one of the most specific, but USEFUL! tips we got from a fellow adoptive parent (thanks S!)
They toilet-train kids pretty young in Ethiopia (but breast-feed much longer,) which makes total sense if you think about it. On one side, kids get proper nutrition longer and a safer liquids-source. On the other side, they are toilet-trained quickly because who can afford diapers? Disposables are really expensive and even cloth ones require a ton of effort and available water, too. Plus there is the whole sanitation problem.
Anyway, the result of the toilet training is that lots of younger kids who are 2 and 3 years old who come from Ethiopia to Canada are 1. toilet-trained and 2. very small little kids!
At the risk of incurring wrath of other moms, I will comment that late toilet-learning/training really is a North American thing; perhaps all these millions of kids in so many other cultures aren’t scarred for life by learning earlier toileting. Maybe something our culture could learn from?
Anyway, if you have a younger kid coming, THE ONLY (I swear) underwear that fit girls as tiny as ours were are the Disney Princess panties (size 2) found a Walmart. Who knew? No other store remotely sells this small of panties. They are so tiny.
Some kids do end up needing some pull-ups at night, but I can count the times on two hands that our girls have had an accident (total for both girls) and some of those were in their warm and toasty snowsuits (they are like pee cultivators, or something.)
The good news is, after 8 months, our girls have officially graduated to size 3 underwear! They still are wearing the Disney Princess ones because any other brand size 3 is too big. So carefully check the weights on your kids and compare them with the package. Sorry, I don’t know the boy equivalent, but I’m sure someone could add it as a comment.
The Hill’s Lauren Conrad is on the cover of the September issue of Shape Magazine in on orange bikini and she’s in perfect shape. Lauren jokes that she packed on some pounds when her relationship with actor Kyle Howard became serious, “I call it the ‘boyfriend layer’. We’re having more romantic dinners out, and I was exercising less.”
In order to get back into shape Lauren decided to integrate working out into her relationship by going kayaking, hiking, surfing, biking and playing tennis.
For her diet LC doesn’t obsess over calories, instead she eats really fresh and healthy foods, she says, “I stop craving pizza and burgers.”
Always one of our favorite celebrity babies, Jayden James Federline, spawn of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline has now graduated to celebrity toddler status.
Not that you would know it, as mama Britney Spears still makes him wear a pacifier sometimes. Kid is 3. We're just saying, it's a little bit weird, Brit-Brit. C'mon.
Britney's parenting aside, Jayden James has been a THG favorite since he was brought into this world on this day in 2006 (and we thought he was Sutton Pierce).
Here's a photo tribute to the little man:
Jayden James' brother, Sean Preston Federline, turns four Monday.
Also celebrating birthdays today? Awesome singer Jennifer Hudson, and awesome-looking George Clooney girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis! She's not unattractive. No.
