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Rachel Uchitel Bashes Joslyn James, Vice Versa May 15th, 2010 11:50 AM by Free Britney Filed under: Joslyn James, Rachel Uchitel, Tiger Woods Tiger
Tiger Woods once texted that he wanted to choke, spank and pummel Joslyn James. Rachel Uchitel may want to do the same, albeit in a slightly different way.
Appearing on TMZ Live Friday to discuss her affair with David Boreanaz (classy), Rachel accused Joslyn of using her exploits with Tiger to become a celebrity.
Which is true, but that's like the pot calling the kettle black.
Calling Uchitel a hypocritical liar, Joslyn James responds: "I find it extremely funny that she is choosing to bash me in saying I am now making a career for myself from Tiger. Oh yeah, that's right. She got PAID by Tiger to keep her mouth shut."
Also true. Keep it going, ladies!
Meow! The claws are out between Rachel Uchitel and Joslyn James!
"I find it funny that she says she was 'well known' before Tiger," James added. "I never heard of her before that. I was an actress and a dancer ... I gave that up because I was fooled in a relationship with Tiger, and merely went back to what I was doing."
So basically, she was a porn star, then a Tiger Woods mistress, then a porn star making a Tiger-themed porno based on her stint as a Tiger Woods mistress.
Makes perfect sense to us!
As for Rachel Uchitel, she says the alleged text messages to David Boreanaz (the married star she can still talk about legally), were fabricated and all lies.
"That's not how I talk," she says. "That's just not how we spoke to each other."
She cites an error in the messages that proves her case: "The man knows how to spell his wife's name!" Uchitel insists. "On those text messages that I saw, her name was spelled wrong. Why would he spell his wife's name wrong?"
Uhh, because he was sexting you at the time and the keys are really small?
What's funnier, that two Tiger Woods mistresses are arguing over who's a bigger attention whore, or the fact that one also slept with Bones star David Boreanaz?
Like Joslyn James and Tiger Woods, Rachel insists she was misled by Boreanaz: "I was in a relationship with somebody that made it very clear that he loved me, wanted to be with me, cared very much about me, wanted me to wait for him."
"I didn't see it as this thing where I was trying to break up a marriage."
Right, you just single out married celebrities by coincidence, Rache.
Joslyn James Striptease Tour Follows Tiger to N.C.
Tiger Woods is hitting the links this weekend, and wouldn't you know it, his ol' mistress Joslyn James is going to be naked in the same city! What are the odds!
The stripper / porn star is appearing at the Uptown Cabaret in Charlotte, N.C., tonight and tomorrow while Tiges competes at the Quail Hollow Championship.
Joslyn James, who linked a violent, dirty string of Tiger Woods text messages last month, also stripped at a Georgia club near where Tiger played the Masters.
Here's a promotional advertisement for the class act's visit to N.C.:
HER FAVORITE WOOD: Good one, Jos!
The stuffed tiger is a cute touch, as is the "wood" play on words. Although presenting his texts on an Adobe Flash "iBone" on her website was way better.
Interestingly, Joslyn says that Tiger's BFF and part-time pimp, Bryon Bell, arranged for her to rendezvous with Tiger during this exact same event in 2007.
He won it that year.
Heck, with a Tiger and Elin Woods divorce reportedly imminent, maybe he should arrange a quickie tonight for good luck ... mofo's currently tied for 61st.
Reports: Elin Woods to Start Over in Sweden
Updating previous reports, Tiger Woods’ wife Elin supposedly wants to return to live in her native Sweden, according to sources close to the situation.
Elin is currently in that country with the couple’s two young kids. Tiger said he spent time with family after the Masters, but he's certainly not there.
While he lives the single life in Florida and resumes his golf career, Elin is making plans for a life after she divorces Tiger, a source told Radar Online.
“Divorce is openly discussed,” the source said.
"And a deal will be worked out."
It looks like time may be running out on this marriage.
Tiger and Elin’s marriage took a turn for the worst in recent months after the embattled couple seemed to get closer when Tiger came out of sex rehab.
While no Tiger Woods divorce papers have been filed yet, they barely talk to each other and live separately, although they have been extremely civil.
If Elin does wish to move back to Sweden, however, that is sure to concern the world's #1 golfer, who does not want his son and daughter so far away.
The issue has not become a problem yet but is now looming over the divorce situation as she keeps building what looks like a new, independent life.
Elin Woods and the children are currently on vacation in Sweden and she has begun extensive renovations on the home she recently purchased there.
Sources: Elin Nordegren Woods to Divorce Tiger
Tiger Woods and fed-up wife Elin Nordegren Woods appear headed to divorce court as attempts to heal their shattered union apparently came up short.
Elin has already met with a divorce lawyer, according to reports, and the final straw in their disintegrating marriage may have been his return to golf.
Or the creepy Tiger Woods Nike ad that accompanied it.
The New York Daily News, People, and his hometown Orlando Sentinel confirm the divorce lawyer meeting, and ET says the marriage is “indeed over.”
Numerous reports say Elin Nordegren was irate over the Nike ad that aired during last week's Masters featuring the voice of Woods’ late father, Earl.
Already concerned that he was insincere in his efforts to change his ways and put family first, the ad spot is said to have pushed her over the edge.
Will Tiger Woods' next drive be to divorce court?
According to ET, Woods believed his trip to rehab stint for sex addiction would be enough to keep his family together. Only temporarily, it seems. If that.
Elin is reportedly fixing up the $2 million house she purchased in her native country, fueling rumors that she is moving to Sweden for good this summer.
There is speculation that she will choose to live there with her kids after a split with Woods ... and it would be hard to blame her if that were the case.
It is imperative to note that nothing has been confirmed by either Tiger or Elin Woods as of now. There is certainly more to this than we possibly know.
However, you have to figure things aren’t going well. All Tiger offered last week was that he was excited to be back ... nary a word about his spouse.
Even worse? The fact that relations were noticeably better between the two as recently as early March, then cooled. Now they're on vacation... separately.
Tiger Woods's Inconvenient Women
Loredana Jolie Ferriolo, photographed by Mark Seliger. To see more photos, pick up the May issue.
Shocking details about Tiger Woods and his extramarital affairs have been trickling out ever since his car accident last November, but Mark Seal’s article in the new issue of Vanity Fair may be the most complete account to date of the golfer’s secret life.
Speaking to four of the women Woods turned to in order to fuel his sex addiction, Woods’s former adviser and lawyer, and other insiders, Seal paints a picture of the superstar at his most profligate, and explores how he got to that point. Here are just some of the revelations in “The Temptation of Tiger Woods”:
The Enablers
• Woods has said in recent interviews that no one in his inner circle knew about his affairs, but Seal’s reporting contradicts that. Woods’s mistress Jamie Jungers says, “Every time I would fly out to see [Tiger] or schedule itineraries or anything, I would always go through Bryon [Bell],” Woods’s childhood friend and the president of Tiger Woods Design. (Bell did not respond to requests for comment.)
• According to Woods’s mistress Mindy Lawton, when she alerted Tiger to the fact that The National Enquirer had caught on to their affair, he put her in contact with his agent, Mark Steinberg, of IMG Worldwide. After Lawton explained to him what had transpired (see below), Steinberg said, “We’ll take care of it.” (Steinberg did not respond to requests for comment.)
Mindy Lawton, photographed by Mark Seliger. To see more photos, pick up the May issue.
The Enquirer’s Smoking … Piece of Evidence
• Mindy Lawton says she met Woods for one rendezvous at 5:30 in the morning, before he had to leave for a golf tournament. Although she was menstruating, he insisted on having sex with her, but when the key card to access his office didn’t work, he drove to a nearby parking lot, where they had sex in his car. After they left, Lawton claims, reporters from The National Enquirer, who had been following her, picked up the tampon she had dropped in the parking lot, and later threatened to use it as part of a story exposing Woods’s infidelity. When the tabloid contacted one of Lawton’s relatives, Lawton texted Tiger in a panic, and he put her in touch with Mark Steinberg. “That’s when their brush-under-the-rug, the cover-up, happened,” Lawton says, referring to a deal that the Enquirer allegedly made with Tiger’s handlers to hold the adultery story in exchange for Woods’s giving an exclusive interview to its sister publication Men’s Fitness. (A spokesperson for The National Enquirer denies that the paper held the Lawton story in exchange for an exclusive on Tiger.)
Earl Woods’s Dark Side
• Reports have emerged that Tiger’s late father, Earl, was a womanizer, and one insider tells Seal that he was a heavy drinker as well. The person recounts sitting next to him at an awards dinner: “Everybody was in coat and tie, and Earl’s sitting there in these little hot pants—short-shorts—and a golf shirt, and he’s got a big old vodka gimlet going and a cigarette burning, and he’s sound asleep, just hammered, shitfaced. And the announcer says, ‘Ladies and gentlemen, Earl Woods!’ And he jumped up, spilled his drink all over the front of his shirt.… And he gets up there at the podium and starts talking psychobabble.”
Tiger’s Gambling Habits
• Woods’s preferred place to stay in Las Vegas was the Mansion at the MGM Grand, where a one-bedroom suite costs $5,000 per night. He would gamble in the ultra-exclusive V.I.P. casino nearby. According to a source known as Robin Hood 702, “sometimes the only people in the place were me, Tiger Woods, and Michael Jordan. Each of us sat at our own private table and played big. Tiger plays big. Up to 30 grand a hand … and when you’re playing splits and doubles, you can have 150 grand on one hand.”
• “When Tiger showed up in Vegas, he was always with Michael Jordan and Charles Barkley,” according to Las Vegas Review-Journal columnist Norm Clarke. Years earlier, however, John Merchant had warned Woods to avoid Jordan and Barkley, saying of Jordan, “Stay away from that son of a bitch, because he doesn’t have anything to offer to the fucking world in which he lives except playing basketball.” Merchant adds, “Are they his black role models? You’ve got to be kidding me.”
Tiger’s Spending Habits
• With many of his mistresses, Woods was allegedly exceedingly cheap. Mindy Lawton says the only thing he ever bought for her was a chicken wrap from Subway (he was stopping there on his way to meet her). Tiger and his mistress Jamie Jungers broke it off, according to Jungers, because he refused to help her financially.
• Of the women interviewed, Woods spent money on only one: Loredana Jolie Ferriolo, a former Playboy model he met through madam Michelle Braun. Ferriolo says she went on $15,000 shopping sprees and charged everything to Tiger’s hotel room.
Tiger Woods Text Messages to Joslyn James: Angry, Dirty, Nasty Stuff
Tiger Woods mistress and porn star Joslyn James did as advertised and posted over 100 sexy text messages Tiger Woods allegedly sent her on her website earlier today.
The topics? Choking, threesomes, golden showers, etc. Standard fare for Tiger Woods.
We're starting to get an idea of why Elin Woods is supposedly so irate over Tiger's dalliances with Joslyn James, even though he had a dozen other mistresses.
Her site, sextingjoslynjames.com, includes texts from the golfer that say:
- I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust.
- I want to treat you rough, throw you around, spank and slap you.
- Have you ever had a golden shower done to you? ... just morbid curiosity.
- You are my f**king whore. Hold you down while I choke you.
Just when we thought Tiger Woods couldn't be more of a depraved individual, another mistress comes forward with text messages about golden showers.
Interestingly, Joslyn James omitted the texts she sent back to Tiger, so it's impossible to know the context or what she said that may have egged the superstar on.
Then again, that golden shower one seemed pretty unprovoked. Just saying.
And then there's this, on September 8, 2009: "Having a few issues at home. Might be a little later before I see you tonight ... parent hood melt down :)" Cute.
The last message, dated October 4, 2009, says, "Don't f**king talk to me. You almost just ruined my life. If my agent and these guys had seen you ... F**k."
Woods was allegedly livid because Joslyn went to Tiger's hotel room in Las Vegas that morning while Tiger entertained investors from Dubai. When he returned to the room ... she was still in the room. He was apparently not happy.
No word on whether she was able to make it up to him somehow ...
Joslyn James and Tiger Woods had an interesting relationship.
Tiger Woods Hires Ari Fleischer as PR Guru; Likely Planning Return to Golf This Month
Tiger Woods has summoned Ari Fleischer, former adviser and White House Press Secretary under George W. Bush, to be his PR man as he plots his return to golf.
According to the New York Post, Woods is planning to compete at the Arnold Palmer Invitational March 25 in Orlando, and Fleischer is on board with the planning.
“They were in his living room this week going over strategy in two weeks,” a source said, noting that “I would be shocked if he didn’t play the Arnold Palmer.”
Palmer himself reportedly has told confidants that Tiger Woods is definitely playing. Quietly, the people running the tournament are preparing for a media crush.
As for Ari Fleischer's role?
How involved the former Bush aide will be remains to be seen, but appears he is a big part of the healing process that began with Woods' apology speech February 19.
Can Ari Fleischer rebuild the Tiger Woods brand?
Knowing he eventually has to stand before people publicly and take questions, which he didn't then, is why Woods sought out the advice of the renowned spin doctor.
After resigning his White House post, he formed Ari Fleischer Sports Communications, focusing on crisis response and control, in partnership with IMG Sports agency.
Woods is repped by IMG (and has been counseled by Obama and Clinton).
Amid his admission to steroid use, disgraced baseball star Mark McGwire is a Fleischer client. He also advised the Green Bay Packers following their divorce with Brett Favre, and the NCAA on how to repair the image of college football's BCS.
Good luck with that one.
On one hand, Fleischer has his work cut out after everything Tiger did to sabotage his own image. On the other hand, Tiger's already back together with Elin Woods, and it's not like his current handlers could possibly have done a worse job.
What do you think? Can Tiger's image be salvaged by Ari?
Tiger and Elin Woods Kissing!
Mother of God. We knew the ice had been thawing between Tiger Woods and his wife Elin, but weren't prepared for a report of them - gasp! - kissing this week.
What's next? Her letting him get to second base?
Tiger and Elin Woods were spotted smooching Monday for the first time in months, according to a "close source" Radar Online may have invented for all we know.
“They were hugging and they were kissing right out in the open,” an eyewitness told the site. “Elin is certainly a lot more relaxed these days and so is Tiger."
Good to hear. “People in the neighborhood are getting used to seeing them together again,” the source adds. So does this mean it's all water under the bridge?
OUT OF THE WOODS: It looks like Tiger finally is.
Time will tell. But they were arm-in-arm before the once-estranged spouses hugged and kissed openly. “They’ve come a long, long way,” the source said.
“There was a time when she wouldn’t even look at him.”
Elin agreed to move back home with Tiger at some point in the past week. She has not actually moved in yet as of now, although she is still planning to.
The Swedish stunner rented a house about a mile away from their home. And while she is still sleeping there, she and Tiger are spending time together.
That's been the routine, at least in the short term, as he tries to win her back after undergoing rehab. For now, it looks like the couple's divorce is off.
"Elin has not wanted to give up on the marriage," says the source. “Plus, she still is in love with him, and always has been, after everything he’s done.”
Should Elin Woods Move Back in with Tiger?
Will Tiger Woods' wife move back in with him?
After three months of estrangement, some sources say Elin Woods has finally agreed to resume living at home with her cheating jackass husband.
Whether or not that's actually true? Unclear.
But without a doubt, it’s a burning question, given the lengths the golfer is going to in order to save a marriage he selfishly desecrated for so long.
Elin Woods has been renting a house about a mile from the mansion they previously shared since those pesky 12 Tiger Woods mistresses emerged.
WEDDED BLISS: Will things go back to normal for the Woods'?
She has refused to move home despite two previous overtures from Tiger. But on Wednesday, Elin and Tiger did spend approximately three hours together there.
That alone shows how far the couple has come from Thanksgiving, when Elin Woods discovered he was having an affair with Rachel Uchitel and went off on him.
Since his bizarre double life was exposed, Tiger has spent approximately six weeks in rehab at Hattiesburg, Miss., and later received more therapy in Arizona.
Will it be enough? Can she ever forgive him? If she does, is she doing the right thing by doing so? Or would the best move have been to leave him long before?
Report: Tiger Woods Had Plastic Surgery After Elin Smashed His Face with Golf Club
In perhaps the craziest piece of Tiger Woods gossip to date, a respected sportswriter is claiming that the world's #1 golfer underwent reconstructive surgery.
After having his face broken by a golf club-wielding wife.
Furman Bisher cites, on his personal blog, inside sources telling him Tiger suffered a broken cheekbone and almost had his two front teeth knocked out.
He writes that the injuries are the real reason Woods has gone AWOL since his fight with Elin Woods and subsequent car crash right after Thanksgiving.
Bisher says a trustworthy journalist colleague sent him this information on Tiger, which he posted online to "present the picture in its clearest form."
However, the whole thing smells a bit like a hoax to us.
FORE: Did Elin Woods smash Tiger's cheating face with a 9-iron?
Don't get us wrong, we would not be surprised at all if Elin teed off on Tiger's face after what he pulled. But this scenario would be hard to conceal.
No police reports suggested Tiger's injuries were severe. Had they been, his wife likely wouldn't have been let off the hook after their investigation.
Moreover, for Tiger freaking Woods to undergo surgery without anyone knowing, during a global media firestorm no less, seems dubious at best.
But who knows. Bisher is considered one of the top golf writers, and goes into great detail about the attack and "cover up" that followed Tiger's crash.
His account states that Elin Woods drilled her husband in the face with a 9-iron after confronting him over text messages from Rachel Uchitel."
"At one point Tiger turned away to look at the TV, and as he turned back, Elin hit him on the right side of the face with the head of a 9-iron," he writes.
"When she struck Tiger, she made a huge gash in the right side of his face next to his nose (causing his nose to bruise some), and virtually knocking two of his upper teeth out, and breaking the bone on the upper right side."
MISTRESS #1: Rachel Uchitel's affair with Tiger Woods may or may not have led to a face-breaking, but it definitely shattered the golfer's formerly pristine reputation.
"Tiger ran scared as hell out of the house (which is why he had on no shoes) with Elin swinging the golf club wildly throughout the hallway to the garage."
Wow.
The source claims the first doctor Woods saw knows a cosmetic dentist and plastic surgeon in Phoenix who could make Tiger look as if nothing happened.
The Friday after Tiger was released from the hospital, he didn't return home; he boarded a private plane for Phoenix, where he stayed until last Wednesday.
Lastly, the insider says reports of Tiger and Rachel still hitting it are bogus, and while Elin has retained a divorce attorney, she has not filed any papers.
Whether this is true remains to be seen, but it would help explain why:
- Tiger successfully vanished, doing so before the scandal broke.
- The police were unable to interview Tiger following the crash.
- Why he fled his own house in such a daze that he hit a tree.
- Why he announced he is taking an indefinite break from golf.
Report: Elin Woods to Divorce Tiger After Holidays
Elin Nordegren Woods, the scorned wife of disgraced golfer Tiger Woods, has decided to leave him after Christmas and is talking with a divorce lawyer.
That's according to largely un-sourced tabloid reports coming out of the UK, and has not been confirmed by either Woods. But would you blame her?
Sources say Elin wants the holiday season to appear normal for the couple's two children, Sam and Charlie, but will separate from Tiger shortly after.
Despite reports that Elin Woods moved out and is already back in her native Sweden, she remains in Central Florida with the two kids as of this posting.
Elin is said not to be in a huge rush to file divorce papers and that money is not a prime concern. Nor should it be, she'll be getting plenty regardless.
"I'll be taking the kids and a few hundred million, thanks."
The revelation of Tiger Woods' long list of mistresses caught her completely off guard and it’s a "raw" situation, according to friends of Elin Nordegren.
Amazing as it seems, Elin supposedly had no idea Tiger was cheating and the stress of the situation has caused her emotional and physical stress.
Unconfirmed rumors are also circulating that Tiger is still in touch with mistress Rachel Uchitel, the first of Tiger's many affairs to be publicly identified.
It also appears that Tiger, who just announced an indefinite break from golf, is in some type of counseling after Elin angrily insisted he see a therapist.
Will she stay with him? Should she stay with him? No matter how lucrative he makes the prenup, it's hard to imagine her giving him a second chance.
Tiger Woods Overdose Reported on Night of Crash
Did Tiger Woods overdose the night of his now-infamous car accident on prescription drugs and/or alcohol? That's the most recent rumor going around.
The golf legend did wrap his Escalade around a fire hydrant and his neighbor's tree, so it's certainly not a stretch to think he might have been in a daze that night and not the crazy Ambien sex kind of daze he fancied when nailing Rachel Uchitel.
Sources cited by TMZ are reporting that Tiger Woods was admitted to Health Central Hospital in Orlando the day after Thanksgiving for a suspected overdose.
The admissions chart lists "OD" and he was having trouble breathing.
The fifth floor of the hospital was on lockdown when Tiger arrived, and he was admitted under an alias, William Smith. His wife, Elin Woods, was by his side.
Was Tiger Woods overdosing the night of his car accident?
Elin Nordegren Woods, who "rescued" Tiger after the crash, gave paramedics two pill bottles at the accident scene - prescriptions for Ambien and Vicodin.
Tiger was in and out of consciousness, snoring at the scene, and sources say he clearly appeared to be under the influence of something - not alcohol.
Doctors used a breathing tube to assist his respiration. Tiger's alias was changed after a couple of hours to another alias to further protect his privacy.
This is just the latest in a string of damaging stories for Woods, who cheated on Elin (who is rumored to have moved out) with at least seven mistresses.
To make matters worse, his mother-in-law, Barbro Holmberg, was taken to the hospital this morning after suffering a stomach ailment at Tiger's house.
Hearing what he did makes us sick to our stomachs, too.
Tiger Woods Mistress Count at Seven and Counting: Vote For Your Favorite So Far!
Tiger Woods' mistresses keep on piling up. The count is currently at seven as far as named flings are concerned, with several others waiting in the wings.
What began with just Rachel Uchitel has escalated into the wildest sex scandal in recent memory. Just today, we were introduced to #7, Holly Sampson.
But how do Rachel, Jaimee Grubbs, Kalika Moquin, Jamie Jungers, Mindy Lawton, Cori Rist and Holly (in order below) stack up? Which would you rather ...
Vote in our survey below!
Which of Tiger Woods' mistresses would you rather ... you know?
Holly Sampson: Tiger Woods Mistress #7!
Holly Sampson, a porn star from Los Angeles, has become the seventh woman identified as an alleged mistress of Tiger Woods, according to UK tabloids.
Despite her profession, Woods may rival Holly in terms of career sex partners the way this still-unfolding scandal is going. He's averaging like one a day.
The 36-year-old "actress" has not articulated specifics of the affair as of yet, but if her filmography is any indication, we imagine they were into kinky stuff!
Film credits of Holly Sampson include:
- Descent Into Bondage
- How I Did Your MILF
- Diary of a Horny Housewife
- Flying Solo 2 (featuring Carrie Prejean)
- OMG Stop Tickling Me (Tiger's favorite)
Holly Sampson nailed Tiger Woods. Who hasn't, though?
This news comes just after alleged Tiger mistresses #5 and #6, Mindy Lawton and Cori Rist, were revealed over the weekend. Talk about prolific boinking.
We should start a pool for what the final tally will be.
Tiger and his wife, Elin Nordegren, have reportedly undergone intensive couples therapy (i.e. prenup renegotiation) since his alleged affairs were exposed.
Let's just say she stands to make a lot of money off of this.
Mistress #8, who has allegedly surfaced in Orlando, but has not yet gone public with her name or details of an affair, should be doing so any second now.
We should hit double digits by close of business tomorrow.