Happy Birthday, Jessica Simpson!

Jessica Simpson is 30 today. Happy birthday, baby!
The singer-actress's career is definitely on a downward trajectory - there was a time when she produced multi-platinum pop albums, now we get The Price of Beauty.
But at the very least, it's unlikely she'll get dumped on her birthday two straight years. Unless Eric Johnson takes his cues from Tony Romo. You better not, Eric!
In any case, we salute you, Jessica Simpson. We can't wait to cover you for another year, provided you find new ways of staying relevant enough. Good luck!!
Here are some of our favorite Jessica Simpson pictures, past and present ...

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Happy Birthday, Hilton Hater!

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One of The Hollywood Gossip's driving forces turns another year wiser today. He also got married earlier this spring. Happy birthday and wedding, Hilton Hater!

We're not going to say how old he is, but let's just say it's too old to be running a celebrity gossip site (never mind that this blogger is months older ... details).

Fortunately, he's devoted much of his existence to THG since founding us in 2006. Our entire staff has him to thank for our success - and entertainment!

When he's not reporting all the latest Twilight, Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber gossip, Hilton Hater enjoys watching Glee and rocking out to Adam Lambert.

For more brilliance from HH on a daily basis, he is also the co-founder and expert critic-in-chief of TV Fanatic. The man watches a lot of TV. We benefit.

Hilton Hater used to go by Mischalova. We've been at this awhile.

It is not without irony that our long track record as a leader in celebrity news, rumors and gossip has rendered our fearless leader's name a bit anachronistic.

Paris Hilton isn't even in the news that much anymore, and when she is, it's rarely worthy of hating. The ho-tel heiress has actually mellowed out quite a bit.

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Happy Birthday, Heidi Montag!

Today is Heidi Montag's birthday. The cute Colorado girl turned Hollywood fame whore and walking testament to bad plastic surgery is now 23 (going on 45).

As a celebrity gossip site, we reserve the right to taser ridicule Horse Face Heidi constantly, because she and husband Spencer Pratt are uniquely deserving.

But we also must pay tribute to the entertainment she's provided over the years. So without delay, here's a 23-photo tribute to birthday girl Heidi Montag:

Other celebrity birthdays today: Worst mom in history Dina Lohan (57) and British royality / certified hunk Prince Harry (25). Happy birthday (to the latter)!

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Always one of our favorite celebrity babies, Jayden James Federline, spawn of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline has now graduated to celebrity toddler status.

Not that you would know it, as mama Britney Spears still makes him wear a pacifier sometimes. Kid is 3. We're just saying, it's a little bit weird, Brit-Brit. C'mon.

Britney's parenting aside, Jayden James has been a THG favorite since he was brought into this world on this day in 2006 (and we thought he was Sutton Pierce).

Here's a photo tribute to the little man:

Jayden James' brother, Sean Preston Federline, turns four Monday.

Also celebrating birthdays today? Awesome singer Jennifer Hudson, and awesome-looking George Clooney girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis! She's not unattractive. No.

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