Heidi Montag Nipple Slip?

Heidi Montag visited Costa Rica as a way of coping with her divorce woes and she decided to spend some time at a lonely beach, accompanied by her photographer and a mismatched bikini. Lucky for us one of them was doing his job while the other one wasn’t.

As a result we got these photos of Heidi Montag ruining a perfect nipple slip by holding one of her ginormous boobs with her hands. I have no idea how she managed to fit that puppy inside her hands, but women have ways to do things that are incomprehensive for men! So, enjoy these terrific photos of Heidi Montag in a bikini, with bonus tits shot. Cheers!

 

   

 

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Heidi Montag Upskirt

Heidi Montag is back with her husband Spencer Pratt. That means no divorce and what’s better, no tit reduction surgery, since it was Pratt’s idea in the first place for her to go to a triple Z tit size.

According to a source next to Heidi Montag, she cancelled the divorce papers because she missed Spencer and felt lonely and lost without him controlling her life. Let’s face it, he may be a douche bag, but he helped Heidi get to where she is right now, so in the long run he has been good to her. And good to us too; not only should we thank him for encouraging her to get massive implants, but now, in their second day officially back together, she was so happy and jumpy that she lifted her skirt so high that she gave us a great upskirt shot of her lace panties. So, thank you Spencer, thank you!

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Heidi Montag Bikini Pictures from Costa Rica

We all remember when Heidi Montag and her costar Spencer Pratt got married and had the subsequent honey moon in Costa Rica (complete with some jungle adventures where they got lost in the jungle and the Army had to go rescue them). As a result, they fell in love with that beautiful and lush Central American country and bought themselves a villa there.

Now that their marriage is in the pits and Heidi has filed for divorce, she has flown down to spend some quality time alone and “try to find herself”. As you can see, this quality time is spent in the pool dressed in a skimpy bikini, while making sad faces. Oh, the life of the rich and famous!

 

 

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Spencer Pratt, Heidi Montag to Seek Marriage Counseling, Help With Fame Addiction

He may be trying to sell tapes of the two of them boning, but Spencer Pratt still believes there's a chance to save his marriage to Heidi Montag - and wants to.

According to reports, the master manipulator is looking into counseling with the plastic princess, and sources close to the gruesome twosome say she's down.

Spencer Pratt still "loves" his estranged wife ... and is willing to do whatever it takes to stop the divorce - even if that means hard core couples therapy time.

Spencer stalks Heidi in Costa Rica (really). [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Might Spencer also seek help for his other issues? Pratt has admitted to having a "fame addiction," say close sources, and wants to seek help for that too.

As for Heidi, she's reportedly willing to work things out, despite all of the public drama he's put her through recently. All of which just makes us wonder ...

Are these two for real?

The whole sex tape drama reeks of a stunt, from Spencer's threats of blackmail to her seclusion in Costa Rica, Karissa Shannon's strange involvement and so on.

Even if a Heidi Montag sex tape does exist, it seems highly unlikely they would release the thing, or that she would film it without the possibility in mind.

Spencer is supposedly trying to unload the XXX romp for $5 million ... unless Heidi tears up their divorce papers and stars in a new reality show with him.

Of course, Vivid could never release the tape without Heidi's consent, so it's an idle threat. Unless they're both in on it and playing the media like always.

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Heidi Montag May Have Breast Implants Removed

Apparently unhappy with her absolutely hilarious looking fake boobs, Heidi Montag may do the unthinkable: Have her implants removed to generate publicity!

One week after the tragic death of her plastic surgeon, Dr. Frank Ryan, the reality star took a quick break from fabricating drama to discuss plastic surgery.

She has serious regrets about the approximately 274 operations she has, and reveals that perhaps size G boobs may have been a little extreme. It's possible.

"I'm desperate to go back to normal," the former star of The Hills confides to Life & Style. "I'm downgrading and going a little smaller, to a D or a double D."

In case you were wondering, the Heidi Montag sex tape allegedly shows Spencer Pratt tapping that before and after the implants ... something for everyone.

Heidi says she is still in severe pain since getting the surgery nine months ago and her body has not gotten used to the boob job. We can't imagine why ...

"I have major anxiety about it. I was taking painkillers but they weren't working so I stopped. It hurt either way," says the fame whore and plastic princess.

Besides being unable to smile, hug her four dogs or wear anything but custom-made clothing have made the poor thing's daily life soooo freaking difficult.

"I'm obsessed with fitness but it's impossible to work out with these," she says, despite doing it to herself. "It's heartbreaking. I can't live an everyday life."

Heidi says she is currently shopping for a surgeon in South America, but worries that she'll be trapped in this cartoonish body forever after Dr. Ryan's death.

"I feel trapped in my own body," Heidi says, lamenting her lot in life. "There's just no fixing it. Dr. Frank Ryan knows the work he did, he knows everything."

Fake chin up, Heidi. We're sure there's a shady doctor and TV crew somewhere who would love the chance to make you look normal again. Keep the faith.

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Heidi Montag: Moving in With Jen Bunney, Filming New Reality Show

The not entirely shocking break-up of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt has yet to generate a formal response - or even a trademark Tweet - from the latter.

Some decry the news as another PR stunt, but TMZ broke the story citing close sources, including Heidi's own rep, saying things had been crumbling of late.

Stunt or not, it looks like she's moving on.

"This is going to be the best summer of my life!!!!" Heidi Tweeted, and an old pal / The Hills co-star claims the 'Tag's summer plans are already in place.

"Heidi and I are moving into a Malibu beach house this summer," said Jen Bunney, who adds that she and Heidi Montag will be filming a new reality show.

“We're really excited to do girly things and show people who we really are, that we're really fun, sweet and loyal girls." So loyal you ditch your husband?

BRING BACK THE BUNNEY: Heidi Montag reportedly will - to life and TV.

Jen Bunney added that Speidi are not "legally" separated, but "she is moving in with me. It's just her being able to have some freedom from marriage."

Sounds like a separation to us ... we think. Even though Heidi recently proclaimed she has no friends, it looks like she has at least one. A good one, too.

“Our show is going to focus on our friendship, getting through things with each other like marriage stuff and boyfriend stuff," adds the Bunney, rivetingly.

Friday, Heidi's rep said she was moving out "due to all the fake bad press that Spencer Pratt controls" and "wants to focus on her acting career" alone.

Probably for the best. Things were getting bad.

The couple hired ex-Marines to guard their L.A. home, spent $400,000 on healing crystals and even called the cops on Heidi's mom, Darlene Egelhoff.

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The Hills Recap: Drug Rumors, Metrosexuals, Dysfunctional Families & Healing Crystals

The second episode of The Hills' final season focused on nasty rumors and the b!tch who started them. Yes, we know that applies to pretty much every episode.

Lauren Conrad's non-sex tape and Speidi's involvement in spreading that story took up multiple seasons. Is Kristin Cavallari's "drug problem" the new version?

Last night's episode, "Rumor Has It," found her singling out Stephanie as the rumor culprit. Below, THG breaks down the action using our patented +/- scale:

Kristin on Stephanie Pratt and why she'd start rumors: "Because she's crazy, she's a pathological liar, she has nothing going on in her life." All true. Plus 15.

Stacie the Bartender is still around. Does Kristin not have any girlfriends the network didn't create for her? Is Stacie the Bartender her full name? Minus 4.

Brody Jenner: "[Steph] made up these rumors because she is a crazy person. With her past drug addiction, maybe she's mirroring herself." Deep. Plus 7.

Cocaine. It's what's for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Stephanie and Lo read about Kristin's drug use from gossip tabloids and thus think "she is definitely doing drugs," which is hilarious on many levels. Minus 3.

Kristin throws a party to "get to the bottom of this." Or because MTV told her too. Plus 2, because amazingly, the whole cast will be there, including Speidi!

Minus 9 for the lines fed to Brody about Ryan Cabrera and the fake conflict over Audrina. Metrosexual cracks are cliched, and why the eff would Brody care?

LOL, Ryan does look kind of d-bag-ish, however, so Plus 3.

Heidi Montag is, like, excited to debut her new body. Her fam didn't love her new look, but friends think she looks great. Psst ... they're getting paid. Plus 7.

What is Lo even doing on the show at this point? Minus 4.

Stephanie starts to make small talk with Spencer Pratt, but gets so choked up and starts to cry. Spencer berates her. How awesomely dysfunctional. Plus 5.

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Dismayed by family issues, Spencer is carrying around crystals to channel his anger and bring life "peace and balance." What a ridiculous human being. Plus 12.

Kristin says she really doesn't want to be friends with Stephanie because she just likes to create drama. That and 100 other reasons make sense to us. Plus 3.

Nice to see Charlie adopting the Justin-Bobby look. Minus 6.

What's more fake, any dialogue featuring Stephanie and Kristin or Heidi Montag's ginormous, hilarious fake boobs? No points, just throwing that out there.

TOTAL: +30. SEASON: +40. This was The Hills at its best and worst, all at the same time. So much contrived, but entertaining nonsense to go around.

The Hills, Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt, Stephanie Pratt, Audrina Patridge, Brody Jenner, Kristin Cavallari, Lauren Bosworth, Ryan Cabrera

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Heidi Montag Flaunts It At A Vegas Pool Lounge Opening

Heidi Montag showed up for the Liquid Pool Lounge opening at the Aria Resort and Casino in Las Vegas on Saturday dressed in little more than a bit of gauze. And let's face it, we're always quick to crack a joke at Heidi's expense, but this time we'll lay off because she looks totally hot - like hot enough to melt plastic!

While she still sports enough chin on which to lease advertising space, her plastic surgeon still did an excellent job with the front, but alas, there's too much of that cheesecloth covering her back for us to see exactly where this "back scooping" may have taken place.

Heidi's "Hills" costar Audrina Patridge hosted a pool opening last week at the MGM Grand for Wet Republic; so that makes two totally original pool names in the last week: "Wet" and "Liquid" - genius.

The "actress" recently revealed plans to write a feature film about her breasts. No kidding.

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Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt Deny Breakup

Phew. That's all we cay say now that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have shot down rumors that they are splitting up and she already moved out.

"I'm not moving out," Heidi Montag stated. "I love Spencer with all my heart." Added Pratt: "I love my wife more now than I ever thought I could."

Not that it's been smooth sailing of late.

Montag recently squabbled with Pratt over her plastic surgery and diva-like behavior, and even fired him as manager. But they have stuck together.

"All that we've been through has only made us work harder at our relationship," Heidi says. "We will continue to work to be the best couple we can be."

"I'm so excited The Hills are finally over so I won't be edited by anyone," she adds. "This will be the first time people truly see us for who we are."

Wait, we thought The Hills was a reality show? Never mind.

In order to strengthen their bond with each other and spirituality, Heidi and Spencer Pratt decided to give themselves "true native-American names."

Guess playing with balls of healing energy was a one-shot deal.

In any case, say goodbye to Speidi and say hello to ... drum roll ... White Wolf and Running Bear, respectively. We'd have chosen Montag by Mattel.

A rep for the couple say Pratt's previous moniker, King Spencer, was "too much of a burden to have to carry the weight of royalty." This guy rules.

Instead, Running Bear is getting "more in tune with spirituality ... and will be known by the name our creator has given us." For the next day or so.

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Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt Know How to Be Famous

As media and fame whores go, there's Speidi and there's everyone else.

The gruesome twosome from The Hills is so shameless about their ambition to be famous that their ambition to be famous is their M.O. There is no cover story, or ostensible reason for being. They exist so we will cover them.

And we do. Because that's what makes Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt so entertaining. Who else would write a book called How to Be Famous: Our Guide to Looking the Part, Playing the Press and Becoming a Tabloid Fixture.

It's so delightfully straightforward, we almost admire them. Almost.

Recently, Playboy jumped the shark by featuring Heidi Montag nude. Now it's gone back for a second jump-around with the following Q&A with Speidi ...

Q: What led you to decide to write this particular book together?

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag: They always say, "Write what you know," and we know how to be famous. Plus, we're both extremely giving people.

What good is having all of this knowledge if you don't share it with others for the low, low price of $19.99, available online and at bookstores everywhere?

This book didn't require much planning. It's like if you asked Michael Jordan to write a book on how to dunk, or Bono to write one on how to be a rock star.

Q: Aren't you worried that revealing your strategies for becoming a celebrity and remaining in the public eye may have a detrimental effect on your fame?

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag: We're not worried at all. Our fame has never been about being liked. Being liked is fine, and we love it when people come up to us and say nice things, but we're famous because we keep people guessing.

What's more surprising than a famous person telling people how they did it?

Q: You reference Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie in the book as two celebrities who really know how to manipulate the press to their advantage. Are you at all concerned that [Brangelina] may have a negative reaction to your description of them?

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag: Well, we wouldn't want to piss them off. She might steal Spencer - you know, because she steals people's husbands! But seriously, we would love to sit down and discuss fame with them.

Q: What's on your agenda in 2010?

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag: Adopt an African baby, date Vince Vaughn, shave our heads, pretend Spencer is trapped in a balloon and have octuplets.

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Heidi Montag Wants Children, Gigantic Breasts

Thank goodness for the return of The Hills to MTV tonight.

It's been at least a few days since we last saw Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, as the duo raked in thousands last week for a staged photo shoot on the beach.

In order to hype the new season of the least realistic show on TV, Heidi gave an interview to British magazine Closer and dished on fake breasts, her fake husband her photoshopped Playboy cover...

On the Playboy shoot: "I wasn't nervous because I'd got my body and mind into shape for it. My aim is to become an iconic sex symbol and the Playboy shoot is the first step. I wanted to be toned and curvaceous with a nice butt; I didn't want to lose weight and look skinny."

On her breasts: "I'm a C cup, but I want to upgrade to a DD cup. I have a curvy butt now and bigger boobs will enhance my shape."

Heidi Montag blows a fake kiss, from her fake lips, which sit a few inches above her fake boobs.

On her atrocious Miss Universe pageant performance: "I know my skills and talent. I'd never performed in front of so many people, let alone a billion watching me on TV. Afterwards there was a lot of negativity on the Internet, but I deal with it. It happens to everyone like me and I can only do my best and feel happy."

On future Speidi offspring: "I'd love children, but Spencer doesn't. Hopefully that will change though."

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Happy Birthday, Heidi Montag!

Today is Heidi Montag's birthday. The cute Colorado girl turned Hollywood fame whore and walking testament to bad plastic surgery is now 23 (going on 45).

As a celebrity gossip site, we reserve the right to taser ridicule Horse Face Heidi constantly, because she and husband Spencer Pratt are uniquely deserving.

But we also must pay tribute to the entertainment she's provided over the years. So without delay, here's a 23-photo tribute to birthday girl Heidi Montag:

Other celebrity birthdays today: Worst mom in history Dina Lohan (57) and British royality / certified hunk Prince Harry (25). Happy birthday (to the latter)!

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