New Megan Fox Nips Out, Bikini Style

The only thing worse than Megan Fox’s fake Southern accent in the Jonah Hex trailer is all the fake Southern accents in True Blood. And the only thing worse than that is tripping and falling genitals-first into a mousetrap on your way to see Sex and the City 2. Luckily, thanks to the magic of digital imagery and the internet, we can see Megan Fox in a bikini without hearing her painfully awkward drawl. Of course, she is standing next to a half mast Brian Austin Green, while she sports a tattoo of his Christian name on her vadge. Bad accent or David Silverpussy? It’s literally like Sophie’s Choice!

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Director Announces Release Date for Transformers 3, Welcomes Return of Megan Fox

It's official: there will be a third Transformers movie.

Despite critical lambasting and lukewarm audience reaction, there was never really any doubt that another film in this franchise would be made.

Now, director Michael Bay has announced the movie's release date on his blog, penning:

We have a great Transformers 3 story. The release date is now July 1st, 2011. Not 2012. Today is Day One. This morning started with an ILM meeting for five hours in San Francisco. Currently I’m flying with writer Ehren Kruger to Rhode Island to talk to Hasbro about new characters.

One key character will return, however: Bay went out of his way to welcome Megan Fox back into the role of Mikaela Banes. There's been tension between director and actress since she compared him to Hitler. He wrote:

Megan Fox, welcome back. I promise no alien robots will harm you in any way during the production of this motion picture. Please consult your Physician when working under my direction because some side effects can occur, such as mild dizziness, intense nausea, suicidal tendencies, depression, minor chest hair growth, random internal hemorrhaging and inability to sleep.

As some directors may be hazardous to your health, please consult your Doctor to determine if this is right for you.

Are you excited for Transformers 3?

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Megan Fox: I Have Mental Problems

This actually isn't very funny.

Sure, Megan Fox says some crazy, hilarious things sometimes. Like stating that women have power over men due to the sheer existence of their vaginas.

But the beautiful actress is apparently aware of her offbeat mental status, so much so that she's worried about ending up like the previous generation's top sex symbol.

“I basically read every book ever written about Marilyn Monroe,” Fox told some magazine called Wonderland. “I could end up like that because I constantly struggle with the idea that I think I’m a borderline personality - or that I have bouts of mild schizophrenia. I definitely have some kind of mental problem and I haven’t pinpointed what it is.”

For the record: Monroe died of a drug overdose at age 36. She battled bipolar disorder for most of her life.

Even the biggest Megan Fox hater would likely not want her to end up like Monroe. Let's hope she gets help before it's too late.

Let's also hope she keeps posing like this in random publications. Fox might battle mild bouts of schizophrenia, but she also deals with intense bouts of hotness everyday...

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