Kendra Wilkinson Sex Tape Exceeds Expectations, Demolishes Danielle Staub Raw

It's official: there are only two things bigger than Kendra Wilkinson's breasts:

1. The mystery surrounding how this Playboy centerfold is a best-selling author.
2. The sales of her sex tape, Kendra Exposed.

According to Steven Hirsch, the Vivid Entertainment chairman, Kendra's video has "surpassed our expectations."

Horny men prefer an exposed Kendra to a raw Danielle. Surprising or expected?

"It’s our best-selling tape so far this year and could be one of our biggest-selling celebrity sex tapes of all time,” said Hirsch. “Kendra has millions of fans that love her. There's no question that the real popularity of a star helps to sell a movie and, of course, it helps that she's only 24 years old and beautiful."

As for how the video compares to Danielle Staub Raw, the vomit-inducing sex tape featuring that Real Housewives of New Jersey star? Sales aren't even close.

"Kendra's sex tape has easily sold four times that of Danielle's sex tape," said a source. "It performed poorly, mostly due to the fact that she is not very likable."

Ladies and gentlemen, we present the understatement of the century!

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Kim Kardashian Talks Sex Tape, Playboy, Is a Total Hypocrite

Featured in the latest issue of Allure, Kim Kardashian opens up about the two reasons she's famous:

1. Her sex tape with Ray J.
2. Her naked Playboy pictorial.

Referring to item number-one, Kim tells the magazine it was "not my most proud moment," adding:

"It was humiliating. But now let's move on. Not that I don't think it's [no one's] business, but I think I've done a good job of replacing negative things with positive things."

She must mean positive things for the E! network, as no one can argue with the ratings for Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Other than that? Well, horny men around the world have also benefited from her existence.

In early 2008, Kardashian also bared almost all for Playboy, a decision she says is "nothing I regret."

"Being on the cover of Playboy is very iconic. I was like, 'OK, I'm proud to do this and to show people that I don't have to be stick-skinny to be looked at as a sex symbol, and to me that's not what's attractive anyway.'"

A few seconds later in the interview, KIM COMPLETELY CONTRADICTS HERSELF, saying:

"After the fact, I said, 'I wish I hadn't done Playboy then' because I wasn't in the best shape of my life... I lost about 15 pounds, and I feel so proud. I look back and say, 'Oh, my God, I was so heavy then.'"

So, which is it, you sell-out of a hypocrite? Can women be curvy sex symbols, or are you ashamed because you were overweight when posing for Playboy?!?

In one final tease, Kim shares another beauty routine she undergoes: "I am Armenian, so of course I am obsessed with laser hair removal! Arms, bikini, legs, underarms... my entire body is hairless."

That's something Nick Lachey, Nick Cannon, Ray J, Reggie Bush, Cristiano Ronaldo and Miles Austin all know well.

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Kendra Wilkinson Sex Tape Scandal: Concocted by Kendra Wilkinson

Let us be clear: there is no Kendra Wilkinson sex tape.

We make a living exploring the world of celebrity gossip. We forced our interns to work overtime last night, phoning sources and surfing every site on the Internet: nothing.

But that hasn't stopped this troubled young woman from spreading her own sex tape rumors, as OK! Weekly has apparently run out of weight loss stories to BS for their readers.

Instead, this week's issue plasters Kendra's worried face on its cover and screams about her SEX TAPE SCANDAL.

The feature article goes on to claim that "a salacious sex tape" is set to go public, unless Wilkinson can take legal action to stop it.

Now, we've heard of celebrities feigning shock and outrage when a sex tape just happens to get leaked. It started with Paris Hilton and it continues to this day with Mindy McCready. It's a cliche at this point.

But Kendra is the first D-lister to actually concoct her very own sex tape rumor, in order to pocket some cash, help a tabloid sell a few issues and remain in the news cycle for at least a week. It's impressive, hilarious and very sad.

P.S. If you actually wanna see Kendra Wilkinson nude, we can make that happen.

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Ray J's Mother Blames Kim Kardashian for Sex Tape Release

Sonja Bates-Norwood, the mother of Ray J and Brandy, has two messages for America:

1. Get over the sex tape her son made with Kim Kardashian.
2. Put the blame for its release squarely on the giant breasts shoulders of Kim.

The Norwood family appeared this week on The Wendy Williams Show in order to promote their new VH1 reality series (yes, there's now a program based around the exploits of one guy famous for penetrating Kim Kardashian on video; and one woman famous for her fatal car crash) - and Sonja was asked about the only reason anyone has ever heard of her son.

She first told the country to move on from the tape, and then said: "With all the hoopla with it being Ray J and people trying to blame him, did you see him on the cover of Playgirl? Did you see him in the centerfold of Playgirl?"

Translation: Kim has posed for Playboy and has seen her career take off since the video went online. You connect the dots, people.

All Kim's Fault!

Brandy and Ray J proceeded to sign autographs for fans outside talk show studio. Which raises the question: Brandy and Ray J have fans?!?

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Jesse James Sex Tapes, Nazi Videos to Surface?

As if the Jesse James cheating scandal weren't scandalous and absurd already, new reports today suggest that James has more than 12 homemade sex tapes.

Not only do the tapes feature sex, but, well: “Most of the tapes feature a mass amount of Nazi paraphernalia,” an insider says. “It’s all really quite disturbing.”

Yes, it really is. If it were true, anyway. This is probably complete BS, as Radar Online is known to take more than a few creative liberties. But we must note:

1. James has three mistresses we know of and likely more
2. There is already one Jesse James Nazi photo out there
3. Like Tiger Woods, he was clearly into some kinky $h!t

Therefore, you never can completely discount a story like this.

Jesse James and Sandra Bullock get behind the camera. He allegedly liked to record special moments with his mistresses, too. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

A source who supposedly saw one of the tapes gave a partial description: “What I saw was a naked woman on her knees and Jesse in a Nazi hat waving his arm in a salute,” the insider said. “It looked like the woman’s hands were bound."

“He was shouting and singing and appearing to swig from a bottle of bourbon every now and then.” LOL. Their editors should all get raises immediately.

According to reports, none of the sex tapes are up for sale but that they are also "not in a completely secure location" ... whatever the hell that means.

“They could end up being public just like the photo of Jesse giving the Nazi salute,” the insider said. “There’s no doubt some of these tapes could leak."

Indeed. No doubt that's possible ... like anything else.

Regardless, Jesse has his work cut out to save his marriage, with some reports saying that Sandra Bullock has already drawn up some divorce papers.

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Shauna Sand Sex Tape: Scheduled For Release!

You knew it was a only a matter of time. A Shauna Sand sex tape apparently exists. And is apparently on the verge of being released in just a matter of days.

Coincidentally, her ex-husband and his family just made their reality TV debut with E!'s stupefying new Leave it to Lamas last night! What crazy timing, right?!

While Lorenzo, A.J., and Shayne Lamas star in what is probably the most random and lame reality show in history (a bold statement in this era of For the Love of Ray J 2) Shauna Sand has admitted starring in a sex tape.

Her "defense" is almost as revealing as the tape itself, however.

Vivid Entertainment has acquired the Shauna Sand sex tape, featuring the former Playboy model and her Miami boyfriend, and plans to release it October 19.

But not without a fake, publicity-generating fight from Shauna.

If you ever wanted to see a Shauna Sand sex tape, you're in luck!

"Yes I did make a sex tape with my boyfriend earlier this year," Sand told TMZ. "In fact I've made several sex tapes, but I certainly didn't sign off on this and Vivid has no right to put it out. I am trying to get a hold of my attorney now."

Vivid founder Steven Hirsch says he's legally entitled to released the boning.

"We were approached by a third party, who brought us footage of Shauna Sand having sex with her current boyfriend and we were immediately interested in acquiring it ... We're comfortable with our legal position in releasing this footage."

It was not specified who is nailing Shauna on the alleged tape, but she has been dating - and occasionally married to - Romain Chavent. For awhile, too.

Shauna Sand is the father of three of Lorenzo Lamas' six kids, but not A.J. Lamas or The Bachelor winner Shayne Lamas, whose mom is Michele Smith.

Sand married him in 1996 and became the fourth ex-Mrs. Lamas in 2002.

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