Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise are so damn baby crazy, the couple is toying with the idea of having another one sometime between now and when they die.

That's all the cover story in OK! Magazine actually says, despite the implications of the cover posted below. AT LAST ... a completely manufactured non-story!

Seriously, did they furlough their entire staff? We know times are hard, but come on, we expect more from scribes at this fine celebrity gossip publication.

Really guys? That's all you got this week?

BEST NEWS EVER: And worst magazine cover.

What is true is that Suri Cruise is about to turn four. Her parents have "surprising news" in store, OK! claims, and that is that they may want another baby.

Someday. Here's the direct quote:

"A friend of the couple adds that despite already having an adopted son (Connor Cruise), Tom might like to have a biological son to pass on the gene pool."

Wow, he might like that? Enthralling. We can't wait to read about those possible desires and the Scientology regimen Katie must endure before conceiving.