We take back what we said about Heidi Montag's Playboy photo shoot. Well, not what we said about the wife of Spencer Pratt being unattractive and airbrushed. That's still true. But Heidi Pratt actually is sort of nude in Playboy after all.
Not full-frontal style by any means, but more risque than the weak sauce PG-13 Playboy photos that were leaked following ridiculous hype earlier this week.
Heidi Montag didn't actually hold back as much as we thought. A bunch of her Playboy pictures we obtained may not be totally naked, but are quite risque.
Follow the jump to see The Hills star showing off her (giant, surgically enhanced) hills and much more in the September issue of the men's magazine ...
There you have it. Heidi Montag nude, in the style of dogs, possibly on the same bed where Spencer Pratt gives her 20-30 orgams a day . Her own words.
Frankly, we can still take it or leave it. If you want to see some bleach-blonde tramp with fake boobs, just walk down any street in L.A. for an afternoon.