The cover photo of Heidi Montag’s Playboy spread for the September 2009 issue of the risque men's magazine has been revealed ... by husband Spencer Pratt.
The Hills gruesome twosome pimped out the latest Playboy issue on the red carpet at the special screening of G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra in Los Angeles.
It's a little disappointing, to be honest. Not that Heidi Pratt does it for us anyway, but seriously, this is the best they could do? Check out the cover pic ...
A bikini-clad Heidi Montag gives us "the dirt." Get it!? Weak.
Sadly, for those looking to see Heidi Montang nude for whatever reason, that has already been shot down. This will be a "tasteful" Playboy spread (the biggest oxymoron in history), according to both Heidi and her sister, Holly Montag.
Click to enlarge more pics of Heidi and Spencer pimping her Playboy cover: