Happy Birthday, Joanna Krupa!

A few months ago, Joanna Krupa was just another beautiful super model.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

But then the Polish native appeared on Dancing with the Stars, posed topless for PETA - and really drew the ire of the Catholic Church by covering her naked body with a crucifix.

Krupa's defense of this controversial ad? God agrees with me.

With The Big Guy already on her side, birthday wishes from anyone else would likely pale in comparison. Still, we encourage readers to send in comments to Krupa today, as she turns 31. In the model's honor, we've posted a photo montage below.

It includes the aforementioned, scandalous, cross-themed nude picture...

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Romain Zago: Not Getting Any from Joanna Krupa

When it comes to posing with a crucifix over her vagina and breasts, Joanna Krupa says God is on her side.

We wonder how He feels about the model talking openly about sex with her fiance, Romain Zago.

In October, Krupa told E! News that practicing for Dancing with the Stars was taking up all her energy. She couldn't even give it to her man at night!

"I have no time for anything except rehearsals," she said. "When I get home from rehearsals, I don't want to be bothered. Cuddling is enough for me."

God really didn't make this body for cuddling, Joanna...

Now that she's no longer dancing with any stars, does Krupa get it on with Zago on a regular basis? Not exactly.

"It hasn't really improved," she told E! over the weekend "My fiancé left town right as my time on the show ended... Hopefully, we will finally you know... It's been most of the duration of the show, which was 14 weeks... he's not very happy."

Don't worry, Romain. Next month, you can be one of the millions of men around the world that sees Krupa naked in Playboy. That should be comforting.

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Joanna Krupa: Topless for PETA

Next month, readers of Playboy and surfers of the Internet will be able to see Joanna Krupa nude in Playboy.

Moreover, they can see this model almost naked in a former ad for PETA.

With those images in mind, it's difficult to get overly excited for Krupa's latest PETA campaign. She's merely topless in the poster.

Said Krupa, who poses in the ad with her dog and advocates pet adoption:

"We're trying to spread the word that breeding isn't the way to go. Somebody needs to put their foot down and stop this breeding and these puppy mills... they're in these little tiny cages, and all they're doing is breeding their whole life. It makes me so angry that our government doesn't do anything about it. So I am!"

Hey, maybe Sarah Palin will do something about it if elected in 2012. Oh, wait. She likes to shoot animals, not save them.

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Joanna Krupa: Playboy Bound... Again!

Dancing with the Stars viewers have been watching Joanna Krupa shake her money-maker on the show throughout season nine.

Her and partner Derek Hough have been heating up the dance floor for months, most notably during their sizzling version of the Lambada. But fans of the model haven't seen anything yet!

Okay, that's not entirely true. Krupa has already posed naked for Playboy, in July 2005. Still, male readers can now get excited for more: she'll be featured in the December issue of the magazine.

Joanna Krupa nude, take two: coming in December!

Meanwhile, Real Housewife of New York City, Kelly Bensimon has been confirmed for the January issue of Playboy. She won't bare it all, though, says a source:

"Kelly is only going to be topless. She shot the spread at Milk Studios in NYC and - get this - her ex-husband [French fashion photographer Gilles Bensimon] was the photographer.”

Looks like fans will soon see if Bensimon's body parts are as real as her status as a housewife.

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