Joanie Laurer Sex Tape Sequel: Coming Soon

Shield your eyes, celebrity gossip lovers: it's almost time for Another Night in Chyna.

Adult video distributor Red Light District has announced that a second Joanie Laurer sex tape is on the way. This sequel strikes us as a worse idea than The Pink Panther 2.

"Joanie is a huge celebrity that crosses many markets," said David Joseph, president of Red Light District. "The first movie continues to sell extremely well and the prospect of selling another one was a no-brainer."

Seriously, who wants to spend Another Night in Chyna with Joanie Laurer nude?!?

The original sex tape, One Night in China, somehow broke sales records for the studio; we can only surmise that fans of the steroid-laden former WWE star known as "Chyna" purchased it in order to see if Laurer had male genitals or not.

Red Light District is also responsible for distributing the Paris Hilton, Dustin Diamond and Amy Fisher sex tapes.

If you wish to contact the company, it's located in Hell.

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A Problem in Chyna: Joanie Laurer Accused of Assault

The United States might owe billions of dollars in debt to China, but the celebrity gossip world owes even more to Chyna.

The former professional wrestler, whose real name is Joanie Laurer, made news in the past for multiple sex tapes and steroid allegations. She's been a boon to tabloids around the country.

Now, Laurer is making headlines again... for yet another scandalous incident: Gabriela Targos, a (former?) friend of Laurer's, claims that Joanie beat her up Saturday night at the Sherman Oaks motel.

According to Targos, she simply invited Laurer over for the evening - only to watch in horror as the troubled Z-lister snapped, allegedly punching Targos in the face, dragging her by the hair and beating her with a wire hanger.

Targos escaped the room and immediately reported the incident to police. They are looking into it.

They might also wanna look into the photo above. That ain't right.

A couple of them from the New York Post, back when the Eliot Spitzer scandal first broke. She's sort of hot, but mostly it's the scandal that people can't get enough of.

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