Gretchen Rossi: Would You Hit It?

 This is not what our founders intended with the flag. Gretchen Rossi tries to look sexy by throwing it on her body.

The Fourth of July brings out the good (Josh Groban), the bad (praising Lake Minnetonka by comparing it to Vegas) and the women so desperate for attention they turn the American flag into a bikini.
Gretchen Rossi proudly included herself in the final category yesterday.
Study this Real Housewife's bathing suit body below, try to determine which parts are real and which are plastic and then answer the pressing question that follows...

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Get Your Ear Plugs Ready: Gretchen Rossi Plans Singing Career

Congratulations, Heidi Montag. You may no longer be the worst celebrity singer on the planet.

We feel safe making that proclamation even beforeo Gretchen Rossi records a single note, as The Real Housewife of Orange County told E! News this week that she's "getting involved in the music industry."

Does that mean posing nude on an album cover for someone else? Sadly, no.

Music producer Bryan Todd, who has helped Jordin Sparks and Ashley Tisdale record albums, confirmed a collaboration with Rossi. He simply said:

"We're going to work together on some music stuff."

In related news, we're gonna work on finding something to stuff into our ears. Really, anything will do.

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