Booze and Boobs: A Night in the Life of Charlie Sheen...

  

Bree Olson has made the best career move a porn star could ever make: she's had sex with Charlie Sheen. Now, she's mainstream!

 

Bree Olson is the porn star with whom Charlie Sheen got involved in early 2011. That doesn't really narrow it down, we know.

 

 What makes this photo of Bree Olson so unusual? The porn star is wearing a lot of clothing.

 

Bombshell McGee may not have enjoyed herself in Las Vegas this week with Charlie Sheen, but a witness tells TMZ the actor was in heaven at The Palms Hotel and Casino.

Detailing a penthouse full of "big booby blonde girls fighting for his attention," this source got a look at Sheen's suite and said: "It looked like porn star auditions... the girls were all over him and he just sat back and took it all in."

Charlie Sheen contemplates which STD to get tested for first...

The Two and a Half Men star "loved the attention" and seemed like he was "in his environment," this onlooker added. Guests included McGee, her pal Lindsay Sinai and Bree Olson.

Tragically, however, Sheen came down with what his rep described as an "ear infection" immediately following his return to Los Angeles and arrived late to the set of his terrible sitcom.

For Sheen's sake, let's hope that "ear infection" doesn't leave sores on his mouth.

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Justin Bieber and Charlie Sheen: Cleared!

For the first time in recorded history, Justin Bieber and Charlie Sheen have something in common: each was cleared of recent, allegedly illegal action.

First, Canadian officials have determined that Bieber did not assault a fellow laser tag participant during a much-hyped incident in October.

"This investigation into the incident is now complete and no charges will be forwarded as the evidence collected [doesn't] support doing so," Corporal Turley of the Richmond Royal Canadian Mounted Police said.

Justin Bieber and Charlie Sheen can both celebrate. Hopefully, they won't do so in the same way.

In kinda related news, the NYPD has also announced that Sheen won't be charged with any wrongdoing against the Plaza Hotel in New York City or porn star Capri Anderson.

Following a wild night together on October 25, the actor was hospitalized and accused of holding Anderson captive, snorting cocaine and doing many other bad things. Some or all of those allegations could still be true.

But there's not even enough evidence that makes this a legal case worth pursuing.

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Wife Out, Mistress In: Charlie Sheen Reportedly Shacks Up with Angelina Tracy!

Yesterday, Angelina Tracy claimed she was not a paid escort, had never slept with Charlie Sheen and was simply grateful to this actor for helping her during a time of need.

According to a new rumor, however, Tracy was either lying about her relationship with Sheen - or she needs around the clock personal care. Radar Online reports that the lingerie model is now living in Sheen's house!

Charlie's wife, Brooke Mueller? Not so much.

This scene from Two and a Half Men pretty much mirrors the real life of Charlie Sheen.

For the last couple weeks, sources say Sheen and Mueller have been alternating nights in their house. Because she's "so disgusted" with the rumors of his infidelity, an insider says Brooke avoids being around whenever Charlie comes back from rehab.

But the sitcom star has finally crossed the line by actually bringing Tracy home with him.

"Their relationship is dead,” the source said. “Brooke wants a payout.”

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MTV's The City

According to reports, both Dina Lohan and Michael Lohan approve of Adam Senn.

Based on their history of decision-making, that doesn't say anything good about the model.

Senn, a former star on MTV's The City, is Lindsay Lohan's latest sex toy. The pair attended Ali Lohan's 16th birthday party together last week, where witnesses spotted them cuddling, smiling and actually not snorting cocaine.

"Dina really likes him," a source told The New York Daily News. "She thinks he is good for her."

As for Michael, the dangerous dad wasn't invited to Ali's celebration. But he jumped at the chance to get his name in an article, telling the newspaper about Senn:

"If he's a good guy unlike me and he has no addictions unlike me, and he's a good influence on her unlike me, then God bless him. It's a good thing."

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