Sophie Monk Pussy Slip

We don’t see as much of Sophie Monk as we wish, so it made my day when I got to the office today and saw these photos of this hot supermodel waiting for me on my desk. Upon close inspection (I always do that, looking for nipple slips or even a pussy slip), I realized that there’s something especial about these photos: you can almost see Sophie Monk’s pussy.

I know that “almost” only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades but let me tell you, this one is pretty close! So for those of my readers who would love to check out a Sophie Monk “almost” Pussy Slip, here are these photos.

 

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Jamie Lynn-Britney Spears Wedding Not Happening

Despite what one tabloid says, Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears will not take part in a big double wedding and get pregnant again on the same night anytime soon.

THG NOTE: The pregnancy bit was our speculation, not that of OK!, which reported the wedding BS. But c'mon, you know at least one would get knocked up.

These girls have three kids of their own combined.

In any case, her manager Adam Leber denied the story on Twitter: "Whose got it all wrong this week? OK! Magazine does! Check out this week's BS Report."

BS = Britney Spears and Bull$h!t. Get it??!?

Britney Spears and Jason Trawick, who was once her agent, have been dating since mid-2009 and have fended off engagement rumors many times before.

Her sons Sean Preston, 4, and Jayden James, 3, are from her second marriage to Kevin Federline, whom she wed in 2004 before splitting with in late 2006.

OK! reported recently that Spears' was "half-joking" with her sister Jamie Lynn Spears, 19, that she marry Casey Aldridge, her fiance, along side Britney.

Jamie Lynn and Casey, who just got back together, are the proud parents of a daughter, Maddie. Jamie Lynn Spears was just 16 when she became pregnant.

Who will actually tie the knot first? Britney? Jamie Lynn? Tie? We may not know right now, but will keep you posted on all things Spears.

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Cy Waits and Paris Hilton Submit Mugshots into Celebrity Hall of Fame

It wasn't my purse!

This is the defense sources claim Paris Hilton will use in the wake of her recent arrest for cocaine possession, as the useless professional celebrity was popped for a control substance while sitting in the passenger seat of a car in Las Vegas Friday night.

"This matter will be dealt with in the courts, not in the media, and I encourage people not to rush to judgment until all of the facts have been dealt with in a court of law," attorney David Chesnoff said in a statement.

Boyfriend Cy Waits - who grabbed his gun and came to Hilton's defense during a home burglary attempt earlier in the week - was behind the wheel and arrested for DUI at the scene.

He looks almost as happy as Paris in the pair's booking photos above. The relaxed, almost jovial expression on the faces of Waits and Hilton make them instant qualifiers for the THG Celebrity Mugshot Hall of Fame. Click on THIS LINK to view the endless list of stars that have been arrested over the years.

Which is your favorite?

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Britney And Jamie Spears Are Planning A Double Wedding?

Looks like things are full speed ahead for Britney Spears with her boyfriend, Jason Trawick, as well as for Jamie Lynn and her boyfriend, Casey Aldridge. Both sisters are planning on getting married and they want to do it in an elaborate, over the top, Hollywood wedding.

Sources say that at first when Jamie Lynn and Britney started talking about it, they were joking. But as time went on, they realized it was really something they wanted to do.

However, neither sister is actually engaged yet. Though sources say that Casey has bought Jamie Lynn a ring.

“I understand he’s given her a ring. Haven’t heard about a date or if they’ve decided on that, but he’s given her a ring. Of course, when you’ve got money, I don’t know what a ring means.”

Well this whole double wedding idea is...interesting. What do you think? Is this fact or fiction?

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Spencer Pratt, Heidi Montag to Seek Marriage Counseling, Help With Fame Addiction

He may be trying to sell tapes of the two of them boning, but Spencer Pratt still believes there's a chance to save his marriage to Heidi Montag - and wants to.

According to reports, the master manipulator is looking into counseling with the plastic princess, and sources close to the gruesome twosome say she's down.

Spencer Pratt still "loves" his estranged wife ... and is willing to do whatever it takes to stop the divorce - even if that means hard core couples therapy time.

Spencer stalks Heidi in Costa Rica (really). [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Might Spencer also seek help for his other issues? Pratt has admitted to having a "fame addiction," say close sources, and wants to seek help for that too.

As for Heidi, she's reportedly willing to work things out, despite all of the public drama he's put her through recently. All of which just makes us wonder ...

Are these two for real?

The whole sex tape drama reeks of a stunt, from Spencer's threats of blackmail to her seclusion in Costa Rica, Karissa Shannon's strange involvement and so on.

Even if a Heidi Montag sex tape does exist, it seems highly unlikely they would release the thing, or that she would film it without the possibility in mind.

Spencer is supposedly trying to unload the XXX romp for $5 million ... unless Heidi tears up their divorce papers and stars in a new reality show with him.

Of course, Vivid could never release the tape without Heidi's consent, so it's an idle threat. Unless they're both in on it and playing the media like always.

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Britney Spears and Jason Trawick: Hot in Hawaii!

Are Britney Spears and Jason Trawick planning a double wedding with her sister, Jamie Lynn Spears, and her baby daddy, Casey Aldridge? Doubtful.

Are they making a splash in Maui, displaying buff beach bods, soaking up the sun and wrapping themselves around each other? You know this.

Life is a beach for Britwick. [Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

After a few turbulent months, Jason Trawick stepped down as Brit's agent in May to focus on his personal relationship with her. Looks like it's working out well.

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Kelly Bensimon Defends Danielle Staub, Claims Lack of Craziness

It's official: Kelly Killoren Bensimon is still a Real Housewife of New York City. She has signed a contract to return to that show for another season.

It's also official: Kelly Killoren Bensimon is not crazy; the show is scripted; and Danielle Staub receives unfair treatment. The reality star made all those claims and more in a new interview with Fancast.

Dear Reality TV Producers: Why have you not placed Kelly Bensimon and Danielle Staub in a show together yet?

Regarding the Housewives franchise as a whole, Kelly says: "It is hilarious. It’s an amazing view of all these different women in all these different parts and cities around America. It’s a fun snippet of a look into these people’s lives. It’s great, great, TV."

The ratings do back up that final assertion. Below, check out what else Bensimon has to say on a number of topics:

On the show being scripted: After [the Virgin Islands episode], people were like, ‘Wow. That was really hard to watch.’ And I said, ‘Why? That’s television. What’s so hard about watching that? Because I was crying and saying leave me alone and stop berating me and attacking me?’ In normal situations, you would excuse yourself from the drama.

But in normal circumstances, I wouldn’t have even been there in the first place. I would never choose to put myself in that kind of environment. I would never go on vacation with people that I wasn’t friends with or didn’t trust.

Does she like her castmates? I like Jill Zarin. I like Jen Gilbert and I like LuAnn de Lesseps. Everyone else, I don’t know well enough to say if I like her or not.

Thoughts on Danielle Staub: She makes for great TV. She’s out of the box and has no inhibitions. It’s not my place to say whether someone has issues or not. I will say she has a lot of fun with what she’s doing. I don’t know what her real life is like, but I honestly don’t think that she’s well matched  against the rest of that cast for that show. Still, she definitely is fun to watch. I love seeing her. She has no limitations and that’s great.

On getting her kids more air time: They were in two episodes last year, and for the next time, I’d see that going to up to maybe four episodes? They’re spirited kids, they have a great attitude and they’re fun. I’m proud of them. I love hanging out with them.

So why not subject them to ridicule and criticism on TV, right? That's worked wonders for Kate Gosselin.

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Authorities to Interview Mel Gibson Again

Mel Gibson will be interviewed again by police officials in connection with the ongoing extortion investigation regading his ex-girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva.

The second round of questions shows how seriously police are taking the investigation of Oksana and Mel's claim that she tried extorting him for millions.

At the center of the claim? The Mel Gibson tapes.

Will Mel and/or Oksana face criminal charges?

The actor, who contends Oksana Grigorieva recorded and used the tapes in an attempt to secure a financial settlement, has cooperated with police so far.

He'll continue to cooperate by sitting for another interview, at which officials say they won't ask questions about the concurrent domestic violence case.

Sheriff's officials just turned the domestic violence case over to the D.A., but no charges have been filed ... yet.  The extortion investigation continues.

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Liz Hurley’s New Tits plus Upskirt Photo

So Liz Hurley got her tits done… I’m not sure if I should be happy or sad about it. It makes me feel all warm inside to know that Liz’s tits are now as perky as they were twenty years ago, while I feel a pang of nostalgia for those times when celebrities’ boobs were 100% natural, and one could count on them to sag as God intended. Anyway, enough of my feelings about tits and let’s go back to Elizabeth Hurley’s tits, which is what this post is about anyway.

According to several British magazines, the beautiful mature model and star of the movie Bedazzled, just got her jugs perked up a month ago as a personal self gift for her birthday, at a clinic in London, making them a full size bigger and way, way higher.

And as a way to thank my readers for putting up with my natural versus enhanced tits dissertation, here is a bonus Elizabeth Hurley upskirt photo shot the same day.

  

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Heidi Montag May Have Breast Implants Removed

Apparently unhappy with her absolutely hilarious looking fake boobs, Heidi Montag may do the unthinkable: Have her implants removed to generate publicity!

One week after the tragic death of her plastic surgeon, Dr. Frank Ryan, the reality star took a quick break from fabricating drama to discuss plastic surgery.

She has serious regrets about the approximately 274 operations she has, and reveals that perhaps size G boobs may have been a little extreme. It's possible.

"I'm desperate to go back to normal," the former star of The Hills confides to Life & Style. "I'm downgrading and going a little smaller, to a D or a double D."

In case you were wondering, the Heidi Montag sex tape allegedly shows Spencer Pratt tapping that before and after the implants ... something for everyone.

Heidi says she is still in severe pain since getting the surgery nine months ago and her body has not gotten used to the boob job. We can't imagine why ...

"I have major anxiety about it. I was taking painkillers but they weren't working so I stopped. It hurt either way," says the fame whore and plastic princess.

Besides being unable to smile, hug her four dogs or wear anything but custom-made clothing have made the poor thing's daily life soooo freaking difficult.

"I'm obsessed with fitness but it's impossible to work out with these," she says, despite doing it to herself. "It's heartbreaking. I can't live an everyday life."

Heidi says she is currently shopping for a surgeon in South America, but worries that she'll be trapped in this cartoonish body forever after Dr. Ryan's death.

"I feel trapped in my own body," Heidi says, lamenting her lot in life. "There's just no fixing it. Dr. Frank Ryan knows the work he did, he knows everything."

Fake chin up, Heidi. We're sure there's a shady doctor and TV crew somewhere who would love the chance to make you look normal again. Keep the faith.

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Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears Double Wedding in the Works (Tabloid Falsely Claims)!

Both in steady relationships for the first time in ... well, ever, have Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears decided to tie the knot together in a dual ceremony soon?

No way in hell, but why would that stop OK! from claiming as much? The magazine says Britney Spears really, really wants to make her third time the charm.

She knows just the way. At a Lady Gaga concert with her younger, unwed teen mom sister, Britney hatched this brilliant idea - that she and Jamie Lynn marry BFs Jason Trawick and Casey Aldridge in a spectacular double wedding!

According to insiders, Britney was half-joking about “a huge, over-the-top Hollywood affair” at first. But the couples soon warmed to the idea, like for real.

By for real, we mean this never happened. At all.

Pick up this week's OK! for all the made-up details on what the dream, non-existent guest list may be and what the fictional ceremony might look like!

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Hoopz It Up: Nicole Alexander Might Be Engaged to Shaquille O'Neal

A pair of champions might be coming together... literally!

Sources state that Nicole "Hoopz" Alexander (winner of VH1's I Love Money) and Shaquille O'Neal (four-time NBA champion) are engaged. The owner of a restaurant in Las Vegas claims he actually saw the basketball legend get down on one knee and propose to the reality star.

Nicole "Hoopz" Alexander: From the Illest Men's Magazine Ever into the arms of Shaquille O'Neal?

O'Neal divorced wife Shaunie earlier this year, who proceeded to claim he used their son to issue a death threat against her.

Alexander, meanwhile, is a reality series veteran who starred in a sex tape last year. She also appeared on Flavor of Love.

Yes, folks, this means the new Boston Celtics center might be ordering up Flavor Flav's sloppy seconds. We really hope Tiffany Pollard isn't next for him.

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Holly Peers Shows her Pair

Holly Peers should change her name to Holly Pair. This chick has the most amazing tits I’ve seen in the celebrity world, and I swear I’ve seen them all, so I know what I’m talking about.

Anyway, here is Holly Peers in her second appearance on our blog, showing her terrific boobs on the latest issue of Nuts magazine, while being filmed for a video with a very naughty grand finale. It’s really a shame that I don’t have the space here to show you the video; it’s great seeing the ocean, but it’s even better to hear and watch its waves. You know what I mean! 

  

  

    

   

  

 

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Adrianne Curry Molested?

Our favorite Twitter personality and always-half-naked celebrity Adrianne Curry was reportedly molested by a drunk guy during the Stars Wars Convention in Orlando, Florida. According to the police report she filed, the guy reached under her skirt and grabbed a hold of her pussy and ass, and then tried to drive away, but was arrested by the cops.

Now that’s not fair! Why can’t one innocently reach under Adrianne Curry’s skirt and touch her pussy? Isn’t that what she’s always showing it for? Give me a break! If you have your ass on display every day of the week and keep on posting photos of you without any clothes on on your Twitter stream, doesn’t that give the average citizen the idea that you want to be touched?

 

  

  

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Kelly Brook Naked in Love

Love magazine knows how to make us love them, and their secret is no other than by bringing us Kelly Brook naked. That’s right, Kelly Brook and her amazing ass and tits posed in the buff for the high couture publication and the result is quite fulfilling as you can see.

Kelly Brook, who has appeared naked numerous times in the recent months and years, including a pussy-free Playboy pictorial, is showing that round booty of hers in Love, and sporting a new look: curly black locks, deeply made up eyes and bare lips. I don’t know about you, but I’ve always had a thing for bare lips. And bare butts. And Kelly Brooks. Hell, I just love this photo!

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Tila Tequila Attacked during Topless Concert

Tila Tequila was hospitalized this weekend with several cuts and bruises on her face and upper body, after an out of control mob attacked her during an Illinois Insane Clown Posse a concert.

Apparently the close to 2,000 fans began the attack after she appeared on stage and took her top off, showing her tits. You gotta be a total piece of sh*t to attack a woman, and much worse a woman with such beautiful tits as Tila Tequila has!

This morning, a recovering Tila Tequila posted this message on her Twitter steam:

I went onstage and immediately, before I even got on stage, dudes were throwing huge stone rocks in my face, beer bottles that slit my eye open, almost burnt my hair … cuz they threw firecrackers on stage.

Below are some photos of Tila Tequila topless during the ill-fated concert.

 

   

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Doutzen Kroes in Lingerie

It’s a sad day in the super model world: two of the hottest Victoria Secrets babes ever announced today that they’re pregnant.

Both Doutzen Kroes and Miranda Kerr admitted that they’re with child, but added they’re not about to retire. Don’t worry, though, we all know that super models have a way to bounce back after dropping their kids into this world. In the meantime, while we wait for both Doutzen Kroes and Miranda Kerr to expand and then deflate, here are the latest photos of Doutzen for Victoria’s Secrets. Let’s enjoy them while we can!

 

 

 

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Rebecca Creskoff Nude

This is my first post about actress Rebecca Creskoff and I swear she should’ve been on our pages a long, long time ago. If she was fine with getting butt naked on the show Hung, I’m sure she has been showing her tits for a while. These hot celebrities never go straight to posing naked; they usually start out with nipple slips and upskirt “accidents” and then move on to being officially paid for showing their assets. Anyway, enough rambling on my part! Enjoy this awesome photo of Rebecca Creskoff’s fully nude scene for Hung.

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Victoria Silvstedt Butt Crack and Bikini Pictures

Victoria Silvstedt hasn’t been in anything lately, but she’s still a celebrity in and of her own right. With tits like hers, that’s an undisputable fact!

So here’s Vicky hanging out at Monaco’s own Monte Carlo Beach Club, and doing her thing plumber style, which by the way has become kind of her trademark. Every time we run into Victoria Silvstedt she’s showing her butt crack on or around a yacht. She must know a lot of guys with yachts who have a butt crack fantasy. Someone kind of like me. Except that I don’t have a yacht. May be I should buy myself a boat and lurk around Monaco. Oh, wait, I don’t think I could fit both Victoria Silvstedt and myself on the size boat I can  afford!

   

   

  

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Miranda Kerr, preggers and hot chick!

Miranda Kerr dazzles in a new photo shoot for Victoria’s Secret ad campaign. The Aussie supermodel is featured in a variety of sexy outfits that enhances her natural beauty. And what makes things her more interesting; it’s that she’s preggers! Yes, Miranda is expecting her first child with Orlando Bloom. In related news, the couple, who tied the knot recently, refused to reveal details about their wedding. She told the press, “Our wedding was exactly what we both hoped for and it turned out as planned in every way. We always intended for the wedding to be a private and intimate occasion and we haven’t shared any details as it’s something we’d like to keep as our special secret.”

Men must be drooling all over with these smokin’ hot ads while women would probably be asking how does she get Orlando Bloom and look so trim while preggers. Well, let’s wait until she gives birth

  

  

 

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Taylor Momsen Defends "High-Class Hooker" Look, Calls Out Rihanna Fashion

Another day, another barrage of Taylor Momsen quotes.

The 17-year-old Gossip Girl star and Pretty Reckless singer has provided memorable opinions on Miley Cyrus, vibrator usage, and the state of music in general.

For whatever reason, this time she decided to call out Rihanna.

In an interview with Spin.com, in which Taylor classifies her trashy style as "high-class hooker," Momsen says she is "very protective of what she considers 'rock.'"

Taylor Momsen: Ever the fashionista and musical purist.

Complains the fashion critic, "People think pop is rock, and the lines are getting blurred. Now Rihanna's wearing f*%kin' leather jackets, and it's really annoying."

Of course, Taylor then adds, "I'm figuring out who I am and what I want to be doing." So, basically experimenting is all good. For her. But Rihanna can suck it!

Hello? Pot? Hi ... this is the kettle. You're black.

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