Pauly D Spends One Night With (In) Paris

You knew it was coming. Pauly D has just completed a whirlwind tour of Paris. Well, maybe you didn't know it was coming, but still, it totally happened.

It says a lot about both Jersey Shore and Paris Hilton that the latter was gushing about the run-in, too. That's when you know you've hit the big time.

When the tattooed, gelled-up DJ met the HO-tel heiress in Las Vegas Friday, the two hit it off ... but did Rhode Island's most famous DJ hit that later?

Who knows, but Paris Hilton is newly single after her breakup with Doug Reinhardt, and Tweeted about jetting off for a girls' weekend in Las Vegas.

When reality stars and loose morals collide in Sin City.

But it was Pauly D who caught her attention! Paris Tweeted:

"Had the best time last night! We went to an incredible dinner at Botero and then raged @XSLasVegas. Ran into my boy Too Short and met Pauly D."

Pauly D seemed to be pretty excited about the encounter, as well, as he Tweeted (at 3:19 am) - "Me and Paris ..." - and linked to the above photo.

Soon after, he Tweeted again, this time sending the same picture to Paris, perhaps as a reminder. He said: "@Parishilton Now " Thats Hott "

READ MORE » Pauly D Spends One Night With (In) Paris

Heidi Montag: Moving in With Jen Bunney, Filming New Reality Show

The not entirely shocking break-up of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt has yet to generate a formal response - or even a trademark Tweet - from the latter.

Some decry the news as another PR stunt, but TMZ broke the story citing close sources, including Heidi's own rep, saying things had been crumbling of late.

Stunt or not, it looks like she's moving on.

"This is going to be the best summer of my life!!!!" Heidi Tweeted, and an old pal / The Hills co-star claims the 'Tag's summer plans are already in place.

"Heidi and I are moving into a Malibu beach house this summer," said Jen Bunney, who adds that she and Heidi Montag will be filming a new reality show.

“We're really excited to do girly things and show people who we really are, that we're really fun, sweet and loyal girls." So loyal you ditch your husband?

BRING BACK THE BUNNEY: Heidi Montag reportedly will - to life and TV.

Jen Bunney added that Speidi are not "legally" separated, but "she is moving in with me. It's just her being able to have some freedom from marriage."

Sounds like a separation to us ... we think. Even though Heidi recently proclaimed she has no friends, it looks like she has at least one. A good one, too.

“Our show is going to focus on our friendship, getting through things with each other like marriage stuff and boyfriend stuff," adds the Bunney, rivetingly.

Friday, Heidi's rep said she was moving out "due to all the fake bad press that Spencer Pratt controls" and "wants to focus on her acting career" alone.

Probably for the best. Things were getting bad.

The couple hired ex-Marines to guard their L.A. home, spent $400,000 on healing crystals and even called the cops on Heidi's mom, Darlene Egelhoff.

READ MORE » Heidi Montag: Moving in With Jen Bunney, Filming New Reality Show

Lindsay Lohan Takes a Hint!

Did Lindsay Lohan actually take a hint and realize she needs to avoid the menagerie of enablers, leeches, hangers-on and overall low lives that surround her?

If so, she owes her ankle bracelet a big thank you.

The troubled star finally realized she needs to avoid "those people," i.e. the ones creating huge temptation, according to confidants. Not a moment too soon.

Lindsay is spending the long weekend with a close friend by the beach in Venice, Calif. Why? "She needs to get away from that scene ... and she knows it."

Yeah, we've heard that before - but here's hoping.

Is Lindsay seriously on the mend? [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

For Lohan, it's her own friends as much as the clubs that create the danger of relapse - and thanks to a hard-ass judge, that relapse would mean jail now.

"The people who hang around her are such moochers, and bad energy," says one friend. "She needs to cut them out and I think she's starting to realize."

As for what Lindsay Lohan is doing? Sleeping, shopping, watching TV and movies. Interestingly, more than one person says she desperately needs sleep.

Riding the rails for months at a time will do that.

People close to her say it's definitely too early to tell, but Lindsay has at least temporarily turned a corner and is healthier than she's been "in a long time."

READ MORE » Lindsay Lohan Takes a Hint!

Cheryl Cole Named Sexiest Woman in World, Kristen Stewart Debuts on List

She may hate fame so much that she compares it to rape, but Kristen Stewart has achieved a new level of notoriety, due to her on-screen success and popularity.

The Twilight Saga actress has debuted on FHM's annual Sexiest Woman in the World list... all the way at number-six!

In its summation of the star, the magazine pokes fun at Twihards everywhere, a dangerous game to play in our experience. It writes:

With one film left in the trilogy (Eclipse), and a BAFTA Rising Star award on her sideboard, the LA-born actress is taking on more challenging roles. First she stars as jailbait rocker Joan Jett in The Runaways, then a Tony Soprano-baiting prostitute in Welcome To The Rileys and finally in K-11 she'll play Butterfly, a male-to-female transsexual with autism, which ironically is also Twilight's target demographic.

British singer/model/TV personality Cheryl Cole topped the list. Think she deserves the number-one spot?

The rest of the top 10 was filled with the usual, gorgeous suspects: Jessica Alba, Marisa Miller, Megan Fox.

Ogle them below and then vote on the Sexiest Woman in the World...

READ MORE » Cheryl Cole Named Sexiest Woman in World, Kristen Stewart Debuts on List

Ka-Khing! Tabloids Kontinue to Kash in on Kardashians Weight Loss Kraze

Yesterday, we spoke to celebrity trainer Nicky Holender. He made it clear that famous people are easy to whip into shape because all are accustomed to hard work and ready for more of it when it comes to losing weight.

All except the Kardashians, that is.

These talentless, lazy sisters have a triple-pronged approach to weight loss:

1. Take QuickTrim.
2. Rely on airbrushing.
3. Hire a publicist to line their pockets with magazine cover cash.

The tabloids eat it up because consumers, for reasons that defy comprehension, think that Kim Kardashian or anyone in her family has any clue at all about healthy living. Just this week alone, these two cover stories are available on newsstands:

What sage words does Kim offer about losing weight? She tells Life & Style that it's important to east breakfast. STOP THE PRESSES!

Of course, it also helps to helps to get Botox injections; and Kardashian also says she tries to get as much protein as possible throughout the day.

Cristiano Ronaldo can probably help Kim with that.

READ MORE » Ka-Khing! Tabloids Kontinue to Kash in on Kardashians Weight Loss Kraze

Lindsay Lohan Still Allowed to Pop Pills

Despite Judge Marsha Revel's drug testing requirement and implementation of a SCRAM device, Lindsay Lohan is still allowed to take prescription medications.

If she wants to defeat the ankle bracelet, there's her loophole!

The train wreck has prescriptions for Adderall (a stimulant that treats ADHD) and Ambien. Under the rules of the drug testing program, she can still take meds.

Provided they were prescribed by a doctor, of course, which they presumably were ... and that's not hard to work around, as so many celeb stories can attest.

Lindsay will check in with the L.A. County Probation Department on Thursday and provide the case worker and the court with proof of prescription medications.

Lohan is ready to party ... on Ambien! [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Hey, you can still get faded and have a heck of a good time with just Ambien and water. Just ask Tila Tequila or Tiger Woods, he of the Ambien-fueled sex romp.

So basically, any prescription that shows up in Lindsay's system during random drug testing will not get her in trouble with the judge. But here's the problem:

Friends, family members and people close to Lindsay - and even Michael Lohan, for that matter - say these drugs are a big source of her woes, not just booze.

In short, Lindsay could pass all drug tests and still have serious issues that have resulted in her ongoing downward spiral in the first place. Way to go, court!

READ MORE » Lindsay Lohan Still Allowed to Pop Pills

A Day in the Life of Tila Tequila: Ambien, Google, Twitter, Sleep

There's a lot wrong with Tila Tequila.

According to a friend, though, it can all be summed up by a summary of the trainwreck's typical day, which is based around the snorting of Ambien.

“She would wake up, snort Ambien, Google herself, do more, Twitter all day and then sleep," this source told Radar Online.

As a result of her need for constant attention addiction, Tila has signed on for the next season of Celebrity Rehab. Dr. Drew Pinsky will clearly take care of all her issues.

This insider adds that Tila and late girlfriend Casey Johnson would often get high together.

Research indicates that Ambien can often cause hallucinations and varying senses of intensity, especially when snorted. It can only result in outstanding sex... right, Tiger Woods?

READ MORE » A Day in the Life of Tila Tequila: Ambien, Google, Twitter, Sleep

Bikini Poll of the Week: Vanessa Minnillo

Vanessa Minnillo is a former Miss Teen USA and television personality who has kept a low profile since shaking up with the former Mr. Jessica Simpson Nick Lachey. The 29-year-old was born on an air base in the Philippines and nowadays lives her life in a bikini. So the tough question of the week: Which bikini does Vanessa Minnillo look hottest in?

READ MORE » Bikini Poll of the Week: Vanessa Minnillo

Topless Gymnast Corina Ungureanu Floor Routine

Ungureanu began gymnastics at the Petrolul Ploieşti club in her hometown of Ploieşti, but spent the major part of her career training in Bucharest under Leana Sima. At the Deva national training center, she was coached by Octav More..ian Belu. Ungureanu's first international assignment was a junior dual meet between Romania and Germany, where she placed first with her team and eighth in the all-around. She resurfaced on the international scene again in 1996, when she won the all-around title at the EcoAir Cup. She did not compete in the 1996 Olympics, but was a member of the gold medal-winning Romanian teams at the 1997 and 1999 World Gymnastics Championships. She was forced to retire in 1999 due to a spinal cord injury.

After retiring from gymnastics, she sparked some controversy by posing nude for the January 2000 edition of Playboy Romania. These pictures were reprinted in Playboy Japan in May 2000 and led to her producing a nude photobook, Corina Ungureanu Photograph Collection, in Japan later that year. In 2002, along with a couple of former teammates, appeared in two Japanese DVDs which included scenes of the three gymnasts performing gymnastics routines topless. A second nude photobook, LCC Gold, appeared at the same time. A number of photographs from the photobook and DVDs were subsequently published in the Japanese magazine Shukan Gendai. An edited version of the DVDs was released in Germany in 2004.

The DVDs proved controversial as some of the scenes and publicity material featured the gymnasts in their official Romanian team leotards. It later emerged that they had not been aware of the contractual obligation to wear their official leotards until filming had already begun [1]. In the wake of the controversy, Ungureanu and her former teammates were banned from coaching or competing in Romania from 2002 to 2007. To compensate, Ungureanu spent some time coaching in Italy.

In 2004, her authorized biography, Corina Ungureanu: Beginning and End, written by Laurian St nchescu was published. Ungureanu is now also a spokesmodel for Bucovina SA, a bottled water company in Romania. She currently manages a coffee shop called New Haven in Ploieşti with her boyfriend. In early 2007 she took up a coaching position in England, alongside former colleague Claudia Presecan.

from wikipedia

Capture This Video

READ MORE » Topless Gymnast Corina Ungureanu Floor Routine

Bikini Poll of the Week: Stacy Kiebler

The model, actress and former professional wrestler is known for her unusually large legs and was recently included in Spike’s list of the Top 50 Hottest Celebrity Legs. When Stacy hits the beach, it’s her gams that steal the show. So the tough question of the week: Which bikini does Stacy Kiebler look hottest in?

Bikini #1

Bikini #2

Bikini #3

READ MORE » Bikini Poll of the Week: Stacy Kiebler

Blake Lively Cleavage: Airbrushed Out By Vogue!

Blake Lively's breasts cannot be tamed. Gossip Girl fans know this all too well, as Serena's eye-popping outfits and utter disdain for bras are well-documented.

The actress often follows suit in real life, too, as you can see below (left). But did Vogue try to dampen the cleavage factor in its latest cover shoot with Blake?

Check out the comparison below. How in the world is that the same girl on the right? Don't get us wrong, she'd still be gorgeous, but she's not Kate Hudson.

Something is definitely amiss here ...

For whatever reason, Vogue gave Blake Lively a breast reduction.

So why, Vogue? Why??!! Because you're a "high fashion" magazine? Don't ask us why possessing ample breasts and cleavage makes Blake unfashionable by default.

How many times have you seen actresses airbrushed to appear more voluptuous? Here you have a natural beauty like this and they play it down. What gives?

Would Vogue's female readership be that offended if their Blake Lively pictures showcased her curves? Outrageous. We demand answers ... and an apology.

READ MORE » Blake Lively Cleavage: Airbrushed Out By Vogue!

Rima Fakih Defends Pole Dancing Pics

Newly-crowned and newly-embattled Miss USA 2010 Rima Fakih maintained her stripper pole dancing innocence Thursday in an interview on Fox & Friends.

"Have you ever done those pole dancing classes?" she asked the hosts. "That's what it was. My friend, a DJ at the station said, 'Why don't you get up there?'"

Rima Fakih, 24, became the first Muslim-American and second Arab-American to win the Miss USA crown Sunday, besting 49 beauties from across the U.S. of A.

Some have said that she is basically the politically correct Miss USA, as she didn't deserve to win on merit, but no matter. We're talking about stripper pole pics.

Less than 24 hours after she won, photos were released of Rima Fakih grinding during a "Stripper 101" contest for the Detroit radio show "Mojo In The Morning."

Rima Fakih says her stripper pole pics were not a big deal.

"A few pics were snapped, and, of course, they don't look the best angle as I normally [do]," she said of the photos, in which she wears a tank top, shorts and heels.

Although she did not remove any clothes, she was declared grand prize winner of the contest and won jewelry, gift cards, adult toys and a stripper pole for home use.

"It wasn't pole dancing," she said. "It was more of a... promotional event."

It was pretty tame by comparison. In 2009, Miss USA runner-up Carrie Prejean was stripped of her Miss California title after some topless photos of her surfaced

READ MORE » Rima Fakih Defends Pole Dancing Pics

Fashion Face-Off: Jessica Simpson vs. Audrina Patridge

Jessica Simpson and Audrina Patridge have a lot in common.

Both break up with guys a lot, have large breasts, have little to no talent and are fixtures on celebrity gossip websites. They also have similar style!

Simpson recently wore a Madewell romper with a denim shirt while arriving in N.Y.C., while Patridge kept a floral one-piece bare for shopping in L.A.

Who looked better in this flowy, floral item? Vote below ...

READ MORE » Fashion Face-Off: Jessica Simpson vs. Audrina Patridge

Cheeseburger, Stat! Tori Spelling is Very Thin

In the latest issue of Life & Style, the tabloid reports that Kendra Wilkinson wants to squeeze out a new baby in order to make up for her leaked sex tape.

Incredibly, this was NOT the most ridiculous item on that magazine's cover. The publication also quotes Tori Spelling as saying: I'm not too thin.

That's hilarious, considering the photo that accompanies this story:

"Last summer, she didn't want to be photographed in a bathing suit," a source told the tabloid. "Now she's much happier with herself. She's still very thin, but she's not bony anymore."

We guess that's true. But when you set the bar at Shenae Grimes-like levels, it's easy to clear.

READ MORE » Cheeseburger, Stat! Tori Spelling is Very Thin

Lindsay Lohan Posts Bail, Avoids Arrest, Accuses Michael Lohan of Passport Theft

Lindsay Lohan has posted bail in her DUI probation violation case, plunking down a fat $10,000 and will subsequently not be arrested, according to reports.

The star's bail had been set at $100,000, but when Lohan's people dropped the standard 10 percent, the judge then recalled the warrant for Lohan's arrest.

Lindsay and her lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, will be in court Monday at 8:30. Judge Marsha Revel will then set a date for a probation violation hearing.

The judge believes there is probable cause to believe Lindsay violated the terms of her probation by failing to complete alcohol education courses this year.

Lohan had been due in court yesterday, but was stuck in Cannes, France, after her passport was stolen (allegedly). Just a poor stunt to miss the hearing?

Lindsay says no way - it was stolen all right, and in typical finger-pointing fashion, she says her estranged father, Michael Lohan, was behind the charade.

Lindsay Lohan has staved off an airport arrest ... for now.

"I always said my father had someone do it," the delusional actress said.

The train wreck, who could face 180 days in jail if prosecutors throw the book at her and the judge agrees she violated her probation, is clearly in denial.

Yes, Lindsay and Michael's already-strained relationship has gotten more contentious in recent months, but his stated goal is to get her into rehab, not jail.

If he did gank her passport, which would be a practical impossibility anyway, he would be fast-tracking her to the slammer, which doesn't benefit anybody.

He's a tool, sure. But give it up, girl. He's not behind this.

His lawyer Lisa Bloom said as much. "Lindsay needs treatment, and jail is not going to help ... Michael was working very hard behind the scenes to help."

Of the allegations, she says: "Lindsay is obviously angry with Michael because he wanted her to go to rehab for several months. She's lashing out at him."

READ MORE » Lindsay Lohan Posts Bail, Avoids Arrest, Accuses Michael Lohan of Passport Theft

Breaking Kendra Wilkinson Video Details: Orgies, Lesbians and Sex Toys!

Some time in 2003, Justin Frye broke out his tripod and filmed he and then-girlfriend Kendra Wilkinson having sex.

He then solid the video to Vivid Entertainment for $100,000. This much we know. This much we've seen (yikes!). But new details have emerged, and they shed light on even more graphic details from the sex tape.

Or, should we say, sex tapes?!? According to Radar Online, Kendra made at least one other video back in the day. It featured her and a woman named Taryn, as sources say "multiple partners are featured having intimate relations with the reality television star" on camera.

If you're reading this right now, Hank Baskett, we're very sorry. But are you really surprised?

For now, Vivid plans to release Kendra Exposed on May 28. Like any mainstream film, its success would lead to a sequel that stars Kendra and a "scantily-clad woman who is wearing skimpy lingerie."

Don't shed any tears for Wilkinson if/when either of these tapes go public: she has struck a deal in which she earns 50% of all sales. We're talking seven figures, easy! In fact, the only thing easier than earning this money:

Kendra herself.

READ MORE » Breaking Kendra Wilkinson Video Details: Orgies, Lesbians and Sex Toys!

Young Celebrities Line Up on Red Carpet for The CW

Throughout this week, all major networks descended upon New York City for their annual Upfront Presentations. At these events, each delivered its 2010-2011 primetime schedule.

We'd show you photos from the CBS festivites, but stars on that channel's shows are old.

On NBC, they'll all probably be replaced by Jay Leno soon.

Fox, meanwhile, can get back to us when it replaces Simon Cowell on American Idol; and we're mad at ABC taking away Lost from us this Sunday.

That leaves us with The CW, which airs enjoyable shows (Gossip Girl, The Vampire Diaries) and features hot, young actors/actresses. Perfect! Ogle many of them below:

READ MORE » Young Celebrities Line Up on Red Carpet for The CW

Miley Cyrus Bound for Dancing with the Stars, Kentucky, London

With a new album on the way, fans can look forward to more Miley Cyrus than usual over the next few weeks.

When and where is this singer coming to a TV screen, city or area near you? We've got the deets...

• Miley will perform "Cant Be Tamed" on tonight's Dancing with the Stars result show. Sources say: "Miley wants to make a big splash, so she's put a lot of work into this performance."
• Later this week, she'll visit Kentucky on behalf of Blessings in a Backpack, a charity that provides hungry children with packs full of sustenance. "The kids don't even know she's coming yet," said an insider. "It is abject poverty in that area. When you are feeding these children you are making a difference in their education, their self-esteem."
• On June 5, Cyrus will play a concert in London's G-A-Y nightclub. Other stars to have performed there include Madonna, Kylie Minogue, Christina Aguilera, Mariah Carey Lady GaGa and, most recently, Adam Lambert.

Don't like Miley Cyrus? You may wanna turn off your computer and television this summer.

READ MORE » Miley Cyrus Bound for Dancing with the Stars, Kentucky, London

Jennifer Aniston: Smart Water Sexy

Man, Jennifer Aniston just looks so hot ... literally.

In a new ad campaign for SmartWater, the actress is drenched in sweat, showing Brad Pitt what he's missing ... her ripped, impressively toned abs.

Wearing workout gear and clutching a bottle of water, the physucally fit 41-year-old gives the camera a breathless look. The text of the ad reads:

"Working out feels great... afterwards ... That's why I drink Smart. It's hydration I can feel. (And that's one part of my routine I never sweat.)"

Enough talk. More hotness (and fitness) ...

Jennifer Aniston makes you want to reach for ... SmartWater.

Yoga and fitness buff Aniston, who some say has the best body ever, has been a brand spokeswoman for Glaceau SmartWater since back in 2007.

Hey, it's not Jennifer Aniston nude (like her new perfume ads) but it's pretty solid. Makes you want to ... work out? Maybe a little if she were there?

READ MORE » Jennifer Aniston: Smart Water Sexy

Rima Fakih to Retain Miss USA Title Despite Stripper Pole Controversy

Hallelujah. Rima Fakih, who was just crowned Miss USA 2010, will strut on with her crown, despite revelations that she strutted her stuff on a stripper pole.

Rima Fakih participated in - and won! - a "Stripper 101" radio contest a few years back. A Detroit radio show sponsored the exotic dance contest in 2007.

The Miss USA 2010 winner will go ahead with her planned media tour soon. Fakih, 24, the Miss Michigan title holder, is currently receiving media training.

Donald Trump, who owns the Miss Universe pageant, the parent organization of Miss USA, is not expected to comment on the contest flap ... for a change.

In the past, he's been vocal about his controversial beauty queens, including ex-Miss California USA 2009 Carrie Prejean and Miss USA 2006 Tara Conner.

Rima Fakih won the title as the USA's most beautiful woman Sunday in Las Vegas. But afterward, pictures of Fakih in a tiara soon gave way to ones of her on the pole.

Not to say Fakih's handlers didn't look into the stripper pole photos.

"The Miss Universe representatives called earlier today," a radio station rep told ABC News. "They wanted to see if we have more photos or information."

"They couldn't tell us what their intentions were and we absolutely didn't want to give them anything that might cause her to relinquish her crown."

The show's co-host called the flap "ridiculous" as "she's wearing more clothes in the photos on our site than she was in those photos for the pageant."

Hard to argue with that.

He said the contest was run by actual strippers, but contestants did not strip. "They're not naked. They're encouraged to wear comfortable clothes."

As champion of the pole, won some jewelry from the show's sponsors and a take-home stripper pole. Hardly enough to lose a Miss USA title over.

READ MORE » Rima Fakih to Retain Miss USA Title Despite Stripper Pole Controversy

Indrani: Lindsay Lohan's New Cougar Lover?

Is Lindsay Lohan dating again? Dating an older woman, no less?

That's the rumor - and the rumored girl-on-girl temptress is stunning photographer and reality-show star Indrani, half of the famed Markus Klinko and Indrani duo.

Lohan, who previously dated Samantha Ronson, has been secretly seeing Indrani since the women worked together on a photo shoot last fall, the N.Y. Post reports.

Sources say the train wreck and Indrani, a.k.a. Julia I. Pal-Chaudhuri, have been on a series of dates in L.A. and recently spent the night at Lindsay Lohan's hotel.

Indrani told The Post, "We have been spending a lot of time together."

"I have never had a relationship with a woman before, but Lindsay is just somebody who I find fascinating, gorgeous and extremely smart, as well as super-hot."

Wow. So much for Lindsay's Sam-or-bust lesbian policy ...

Are Lindsay Lohan and Indrani dating?

"Lindsay gets a lot of bad press," Indrani continued, "But she's a really strong, creative woman and is trying really hard to get her life in a good, positive place."

Indrani's partner Klinko confirmed the relationship, and says they're good for each other: "Lindsay and Indrani have been seeing each other since we shot her."

"I've seen them on dates, I have seen them making out ... Indrani is a good influence on Lindsay. She is the total opposite of a party girl - a Princeton graduate."

"She's into art, is a philanthropist - not a typical girl for Lindsay Lohan to go out with. When they are together, they talk about art and the deeper meaning in life."

Sounds like a match made in heaven, right? Not so fast, says Lindsay, who's currently in Cannes (and may be kept there by a volcano spewing ash from Iceland).

Lindsay emphatically denied a relationship to Us, saying "No, no, no. In NO way am I dating her." However, Fox411.com reports a "racy" encounter just days ago.

Abe Gurko of IMeanWhat.com, who was at their shoot, said "The mood was amazing ... Lindsay and Indrani were cozy at the end of the shoot and snuggling up."

"There's definitely a sensual attraction."

Sooo ... yeah. Stay tuned!

READ MORE » Indrani: Lindsay Lohan's New Cougar Lover?

As a celebrity gossip blogger, Kim Kardashian is a God send. She provides endless material with which we can mock the heck out of this utterly talentless reality star.

But Kim herself has not had the same luck with The Man Upstairs. In the latest issue of Shape, she shares what life was like as a big-breasted child.

Because her boobs were so much bigger than anyone else at the age of 10, Kim says "I remember crying in the bathtub... I took a washcloth, made it hot, put it over my chest and prayed, ‘Please don't let them grow any bigger. They're embarrassing me.'"

And did God heed this prayer? YOU TELL US.

Thanks to her large breasts, Kim Kardashian is famous. Thanks to an unhealthy diet of QuickTrim and Photoshop experts, she looks like this.

READ MORE »

Rachel Uchitel Bashes Joslyn James, Vice Versa May 15th, 2010 11:50 AM by Free Britney Filed under: Joslyn James, Rachel Uchitel, Tiger Woods Tiger

Tiger Woods once texted that he wanted to choke, spank and pummel Joslyn James. Rachel Uchitel may want to do the same, albeit in a slightly different way.

Appearing on TMZ Live Friday to discuss her affair with David Boreanaz (classy), Rachel accused Joslyn of using her exploits with Tiger to become a celebrity.

Which is true, but that's like the pot calling the kettle black.

Calling Uchitel a hypocritical liar, Joslyn James responds: "I find it extremely funny that she is choosing to bash me in saying I am now making a career for myself from Tiger. Oh yeah, that's right. She got PAID by Tiger to keep her mouth shut."

Also true. Keep it going, ladies!

Meow! The claws are out between Rachel Uchitel and Joslyn James!

"I find it funny that she says she was 'well known' before Tiger," James added. "I never heard of her before that. I was an actress and a dancer ... I gave that up because I was fooled in a relationship with Tiger, and merely went back to what I was doing."

So basically, she was a porn star, then a Tiger Woods mistress, then a porn star making a Tiger-themed porno based on her stint as a Tiger Woods mistress.

Makes perfect sense to us!

As for Rachel Uchitel, she says the alleged text messages to David Boreanaz (the married star she can still talk about legally), were fabricated and all lies.

"That's not how I talk," she says. "That's just not how we spoke to each other."

She cites an error in the messages that proves her case: "The man knows how to spell his wife's name!" Uchitel insists. "On those text messages that I saw, her name was spelled wrong. Why would he spell his wife's name wrong?"

Uhh, because he was sexting you at the time and the keys are really small?

What's funnier, that two Tiger Woods mistresses are arguing over who's a bigger attention whore, or the fact that one also slept with Bones star David Boreanaz?

Like Joslyn James and Tiger Woods, Rachel insists she was misled by Boreanaz: "I was in a relationship with somebody that made it very clear that he loved me, wanted to be with me, cared very much about me, wanted me to wait for him."

"I didn't see it as this thing where I was trying to break up a marriage."

Right, you just single out married celebrities by coincidence, Rache.

READ MORE » Rachel Uchitel Bashes Joslyn James, Vice Versa May 15th, 2010 11:50 AM by Free Britney Filed under: Joslyn James, Rachel Uchitel, Tiger Woods Tiger

Hot Nude Naked

READ MORE » Hot Nude Naked