J-Woww on Jersey Shore Fashion: Do-Over!

Jersey Shore star J-Woww (Jenni Farley) was known for her risque fashion selections on the first season of MTV's breakout hit show. To her chagrin.

She wishes she could have a few fashion do-overs when it comes to her style. Asked to pick her biggest fashion regret, she couldn't even pick one.

"Oh! Everything on the show," J-Woww told MTV News. "I was really sick during the shooting of it. I ended up going to the doctors and the hospital."

"So, like, everything!"

Even the relatively conservative outfit seen here ...

J-Woww's not kidding about earrings. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

While she still has Season 2 to think up some better looks, she knows the one thing she will always include in any one of her outfits: "Earrings!"

We suppose that even if you see J-Woww nude, she will be wearing those: "I have chubby ears, so I gotta wear my earrings, no matter what."

J-Woww should start packing up all hers, since the Jersey Shore cast is hitting the road for and getting ready to take South Beach in Season 2 .

"[Expect] more hookups," J-Woww said. "More drama - a lot more. I don't know [what the drama will be about]. We haven't really changed, but we have."

Of the Jersey Shore cast, she adds: "We're a bigger family, which I love. So, when we're all together, we know each other, so there is no

Pssst, Elizabeth Hurley: We Can See Your Boob

Earlier this week, Elizabeth Hurley attended a charity function as part of London Fashion Week. The event was titled "The Love Ball" and benefited The Naked Heart Foundation.

That's apt, because the British actress showed up in a see-through saree that put the body part closet to her heart on full display. Check it out:

A source told The London Telegraph that Hurley donned this outfit to please husband Arun Nayar.

“Arun is quite old-fashioned about these things,” the insider said. “She is doing this to please him. It’’s her publicly accepting that she is his woman.”

Showing one's bare boob to the world is an odd way of proving that one is truly off the market, but who are we to judge? All we can say is this:

Hugh Grant, you're a moron.

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Julianne Moore: Nude for Bulgari

Julianne Moore has a message for Elizabeth Hurley: Nipple, schmipple!

During the same week the British star attended a charity event with her boob in full view, Moore proved that elder actresses can take things one step further. She's totally naked in a new campaign for Bulgari.

Moore, whose 30 Rock quotes during her recent run on that NBC sitcom were muddled by her attempt at a Boston accent, poses below in shots by photographers Mert & Marcus. The only things she's wearing?

A handbag, bracelet and earrings...

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"Lindsey Vonn in SI" Album

Isn't Lindsey Vonn freezing in this photo? We guess that's not the case when you're this hot as a human being.

The Talented and the Beautiful

Lindsey Vonn poses here for the 2010 Swimsuit Edition of Sports Illustrated. She combines beauty and talent.

First Look: Lady Gaga in Cosmo

For most women, this outfit would seem rather outrageous. But Lady Gaga being Lady Gaga, a peach-colored lingerie-corset thing is pretty standard fare.

She pulls it off, too, although it is unclear at this time what love advice only Gaga would give, or what THE SEX ARTICLE WE CAN’T DESCRIBE HERE entails.

Something about how Lady Gaga is a hermaphrodite, perhaps? Hard to say.

We'll find out in April. For now, here's a preview of the star's latest cover:

Lady Gaga's April Cosmopolitan cover looks about what you'd think a Lady Gaga Cosmo cover would look like. We can't wait to see their pictures of the singer.

Pamela Fashion

arning: the following photo montage is not safe for work.

Or home.

Or really any place without a trash receptacle nearby.

As the featured attraction at the Richie Rich fashion show in New York City yesterday, Pamela Anderson walked the runway and made those of us who ordered her Tommy Lee sex tape in high school feel downright silly.

We paid $10.99 back then to stare at this?!?

Let's just hope - nay, pray! - that Pamela wears more layers on Dancing with the Stars this season. She's a rumored participant. Vegas has set the odds of Anderson's wardrobe malfunctioning on the air at 3:1. We wouln't wager against it.

To see how one is supposed to saunter down a catwalk, we direct your attention to Kim Kardashian.

To make yourself nauseous by looking at a scantily-clad has-been that doesn't know when to cover herself up, click on the images below.

Audrina Patridge Stalker Arrested ... at Her House

This is pretty messed up.

The guy Audrina Patridge got a permanent restraining order against for stalking her last year was arrested Friday for doing so again ... at her house.

Someone inside The Hills star's house called 911 after Zachary Loring allegedly started pounding on her front door and kept ringing the doorbell. Scary.

Audrina Patridge was, in fact, home at the time of the incident, and Loring was in possession of a large knife when he was arrested. Even scarier.

Audrina Patridge has had trouble with this guy before.

Police showed up and arrested Zachary Loring, who was booked for felony stalking and misdemeanor vandalism and being held on $160,000 bail.

Back in September, Audrina claimed Loring kept showing up and giving her creepy poems and drawings, including one of a woman being hanged.

Dude, get a life. And some dating advice. That's not the way to make her love you. When like roses and chocolate, not knives and death drawings.

Olivia Munn, Playboy

Olivia Munn is featured on this cover of Playboy. Take your time, fellas. Ogle away.

Russian Playboy

Russian Playboy fans have a new naked body to stare at: that of Kim Kardashian, who poses here for the publication.

Kendra Wilkinson, Playboy Cover

Kendra Wilkinson got her very own cover for the February 2009 issue of the magazine. It's unclear why she isn't totally nude, however.

Bridget Marquardt, Playboy Cover

Playboy Cover

It's too bad Bridget Marquardt isn't naked on this cover. Still, it's a very pretty shot of the former Girls Next Door star.

Lindsey Vonn vs. Hannah Teter

They're competing against each other for medals in the 2010 Winter Olympics, but that's nothing compared to this.

Lindsey Vonn and Hannah Teter are U.S. teammates and Sports Illustrated models.

They both posed for that magazine's iconic Swimsuit Edition this year and have caused quite a stir between those that think female athletes should be proud of their bodies and those that think women will never be taken seriously if they play up their sexuality.

It's actually an interesting debate, made relevant this month by Vonn's SI Olympic Preview cover. But it's not the one we're focused on here.

Instead, we want readers to study the photos below and chime in: Which skier's moguls would you rather jump off... if you know what we mean!

Snooki Nude Picture

An alleged pic of Snooki nude circulating online is causing quite a stir. Who knows why, the girl isn't that attractive at all ... whoever she is. But no matter.

Supposedly, there are apparently more where this came from when it comes to the Jersey Shore star taking it all off, and the leaked pic looks sort of real.

Also, the bedroom in this photo does resemble the bedroom Snooki, a.k.a. Nicole Polizzi, has shown in pictures on her Twitter, so maybe it really is legit.

For her part, Snooki has denied the existence of any nude videos, which have also been rumored, and says the pics aren't real. But she could be lying.

Tell us what you think: Is this the guidette we know and love (who is currently dating Emilio Masella), or is it just a clever fake? And would you hit it?

Follow the jump and see a censored, possibly Snooki nude ...

More Brooklyn Decker Swimsuit Photos: Why Not?

As the cover model for the 2010 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, Brooklyn Decker has broken free from husband Andy Roddick's shadow.

Perhaps we should now refer to him as Mr. Brooklyn Decker.

The beautiful blonde recently appeared on The Late Show with David Letterman and has seen her Internet stock rise, as searches for her naked body were among the top trends last week. It's not hard to understand why.

While THG has already posted a handful of bikini-clad photos from the magazine, we've gone ahead and done so again below. Why? Heck... why not?!?

Ogle away, readers...

Lindsay Lohan to Host Nightclub Bash

Once the star of movies and a of music that wasn't entirely unpopular, Lindsay Lohan is now the star of celebrity gossip sites and that's pretty much it.

Seriously, in 2010, she's had zero work, unless you count car crashes, fights with SamRo, being outed as a celebrity hoarder or posing like Jesus Christ.

At least she's got an actual paying gig coming up next weekend - hosting an after dark pool party at Harrah's Resort & Casino in Atlantic City, N.J.!

That ought to net her a few hundred bucks. Way to go, LiLo!

If the train wreck even bothers to show up, you can party with the one-time actress at the club for the recession-friendly sum of $25. Not shabby!

If you thought gigs like this were reserved for quasi-celebs like K-Fed, Jayde Nicole or J-Woww, you'd be ... right! Lindsay is now in that league:

Robert Pattinson Hates On Vaginas

We wrote too soon.

Upon reading the initially-released excerpts of Robert Pattinson's new interview with Details, we remarked that he sounded like an intelligent version of John Mayer: not racist, just clearly a deep thinker about seemingly mundane life issues.

But it sounds like Pattinson actually has a slight case of Mayer-itis, as more quotes from his magazine article have been leaked.

In the feature, the man adored by millions of women makes a startling admission: he hates vaginas! Is he joking around? For Kristen Stewart's sake, we hope so.

When asked about his shoot with numerous nude women (as pictured below,) here's what Rob has to say...

I really hate vaginas. I'm allergic to vagina. But I can't say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours. But I wasn't exactly prepared. I had no idea what to say to these girls. Thank God I was hungover."

WTF?!? Talk about biting the hand that feeds you. Or in this case, the... nevermind.

A couple more Robert Pattinson pictures, each of which depicts the actor and a naked woman, are below.

We really do hope Stewart doesn't see these photos. What about you? Do you wish Pattinson had considered his young fan base and avoided such racy poses?

Has your opinion of Rob changed?