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Tabloid Hilariously Reports: Brad Pitt Moves Out, Brangelina Relationship is an Act

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have a Little League team worth of kids at home.

They give to numerous charities.

And nary a named witness has said a word about any fights between the couple.

Yet, according to a supermarket tabloid, the pair cutely dubbed "Brangelina" has broken up. Pitt has even moved out, as this reliable publication screams on its cover:

Beware, Robert Pattinson: There's a good chance this tabloid will next claim Brad Pitt is making a move on Kristen Stewart!

Despite appearances - as well as all sanity and logic - to the contrary, life for Hollywood's hottest couple has never been worse, sources told In Touch Weekly.

“Sure, they look happy in photos,” a friend said. “ [But] the cracks in their relationship are getting deeper and deeper. They are actors and can turn it on for the cameras most of the time.

Hmmm, they are actors! Each has even been nominated for an Academy Award! This story is seeming more likely by the second.

Following an argument in April, an insider said Pitt stormed out of the couple's rented mansion in Long Island, New York: "He told her very clearly that he just can’t live with her anymore."

In response, Jolie has allegedly offered Pitt $90 million for custody of their kids. If we were Brad, we'd totally hold out for $91 million.

Indonesia will receive Japanese Adult Video star: Clerics not happy!

Indonesia will receive a famous JAV (Japanese Adult Video) star so She can act in a local comedy show, but it seems not many are happy with the news:

Filmmakers in Muslim-majority Indonesia on Monday defied condemnation by clerics, saying they would stick to their plans to fly out a top Japanese porn star to act in a local comedy.

Muslim leaders have blasted plans to bring out 23-year-old erotic film megastar Maria Ozawa, popularly known as Miyabi, to play herself in the upcoming film “Menculik Miyabi” (Kidnapping Miyabi).

But Maxima Productions General Manager Adi Sudiadi said the company would stick to its plans to include Ozawa in the film, which tells the story of a group of university students who accidentally kidnap the starlet.

“We guarantee that Miyabi won’t be playing in a porn film here, we’ll bring her here not as a porn star but purely for a comedy movie,” Sudiadi said.

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“Miyabi is well-known by Indonesian people… we’re expecting that Miyabi will attract a lot of spectators here.

“We’re also trying to fix Miyabi’s image by showing she can play more than just a porn star,” he said, adding that no final agreement had been reached with Ozawa to act in the film.

Indonesian Council of Ulema (MUI) Chairman Amidhan slammed the choice of Ozawa — who has gained notoriety in Japan’s burgeoning porn industry thanks to her striking Canadian-Japanese looks — as a threat to the moral health of the country’s youth.

“Even if the film isn’t porno, it’s very dangerous for our young people, particularly if they become fans of this porn actress and become curious enough to watch her films,” he said.

“We have to be firm and not let rubbish into our country. This is about Indonesia’s reputation as the world’s most populous Muslim country,” he said.

Nearly 90 percent of Indonesia’s 234 million people are Muslim. Most practise a moderate form of the religion.

Indonesia’s parliament earlier this month passed a controversial film law that imposes tighter controls on content, including violence and sex.

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The Hills Brings in the Bills for its Stars

In this economy, isn't it nice to know that not everyone is suffering?

Sure, the unemployment rate in Detroit is close to 30% and average home prices in that once-thriving city are under $20,000.

But at least talentless reality stars are raking in millions per year to read from cue cards and pretend to get married!

Speidi earned more money for this photograph than millions of people make in a year. We're not exaggerating.

A new report from The Daily Beast reveals the salaries for various cast members on The Hills. You might wanna be sitting down for these. The numbers are more shocking than anything Mackenzie Phillips has ever said...

Lauren Conrad: $125,000/episode
Audrina Patridge, Lauren Bosworth and Heidi Montag: $100,000/episode
Kristin Cavallari: $90,000/episode
Spencer Pratt: $65,000/episode
Brody Jenner: $45,000/episode

Keep in mind, these figures represent solely what each star brings in per half hour. Spencer and Heidi are known to pocket close to $50,000 for personal appearance and staged photo ops.

We bet they have good health insurance, too.

Barack Obama really needs to implement his Socialist agenda and do something about the discrepency between the rich and the poor in this country.

Ashley Tisdale: Pretty for Puerco Espin

Looking to expand her resume beyond High School Musical and reach out to a more diverse audience, Ashley Tisdale has posed for a Puerco Espin campaign.

The Italian clothing line features Tisdale in a series of ads this week, one of which reads:

“Fashion, romantic, chic, casual and refined; here the many spirits of the collection interpreted in fantastic way from the mythical Ashley.”

Yes, mythical. That's higher praise than even boyfriend Scott Speer might give Ashley.

Said Tisdale, who recently dyed her hair brown again: “I love Milan, I love Italy and I love wonderful the Italian fashion.”

And we love how she looks in these outfits. Click on the photos below for larger versions of her advertisements:

Britney Spears Dances on the Lap of Lance Bass

Britney Spears wrapped up the U.S. leg of her Circus Tour last night in true Britney fashion.

No, she didn't shave her head, endanger any children or have an unfortunate wardrobe malfunction.

Instead, Spears invited a male audience member on stage and seduced him with a lap dance; this time, though, we doubt it took: the special guest, as seen below, was Lance Bass!

Bass got an eyeful during the singer's rendition of "Breathe on Me." Fans in attendance say he smiled and sang along throughout the song. Wrote Britney on her official website:

My good friend Lance surprised me on stage last night for Breathe On Me. It was soooo funny! Good to see you Lance!

The night before, Miley Cyrus and Melanie Brown caught Britney's concert. Neither of them appeared on stage, though.

Next, the pop star likely heads to Starbucks tonight at 2 a.m. Then, she heads Down Under for a string of dates in Australia in November.

Dwight Yorke Says Katie Price is "Infuriating, Vain" Woman, Terrible Mother

Earlier this month, Katie Price claimed she was raped by an anonymous celebrity.

In a new book by her former boyfriend, meanwhile, the busty British model is likely to feel violated in a different way.

Dwight Yorke, the soccer playing father of Katie's son Harvey, writes in "Born to Score" that Price's behavior soon after their son was born was "the most distressing thing I'd ever had to deal with."

The useless D-lister would come home after long, drunken nights out and make so much noise that she'd awaken the baby.

"I challenged her about this lifestyle. She'd desperately wanted our baby but was this her idea of motherhood?" Yorke writes. "I'm not by nature a bitter person, but no one's driven me quite so close to that as Katie. The woman is infuriating."

Still, Yorke proposed to Price during a vacation in Barbados. She accepted the ring, but the relationship went to Hell the very next day because Price wouldn't let Harvey sleep over with York's mother.

"It was deeply upsetting," said Yorke. "The fact that Katie couldn't grant my mum that pissed me off like never before. I hated her at that moment. It was the final nail in the coffin - I wanted nothing more to do with her."

Sounds like a healthy relationship; one that apparently was made even worse when Price met ex-husband Peter Andre.

"When I met Andre I wanted to throttle him. I'm not a violent man and it takes an awful lot to rile me. But this man got under my skin at the outset."

These days, Price is dating Alex Reid. No word yet on how Yorke feels about him; or on the time table until he also pens a tell-all book about this atrocious human being.

Robert Pattinson

At this point, they're just inventing magazines for Robert Pattinson to pose for.

The actor covers the latest issue of AnOther Man, which sources verify is a British men's fashion publication.

Inside the issue, the Twilight Saga star says he was shocked by the success of the movie franchise.

“It’s strange because even though the figures show that the books were successful and sold millions of copies, you couldn’t even buy them in London. I tried a couple of bookshops and they weren’t available," Robert said, adding:

"Hardly anyone I knew had read them apart from one girl, a friend of my sister. I had no idea at all. I’d seen Kristen Stewart in Into the Wild and some of the director Catherine Hardwicke’s other films, and that’s all I thought it was, something really small.”

It's safe to say he was mistaken.

We've never heard of AnOther Man. But, hey, at least it's not fabricating cover stories, like certain American tabloids.

As for acting, Pattinson sounds as humble as ever in the interview, saying: “It’s the hardest thing I’ve ever done in my life... I don’t find any particular pleasure in being an attention-seeker.”

Ironically, that's exactly what he's become, due to smoldering good looks, a relationship with Stewart and a head of hair most men would commit murder for.

Taylor Lautner: Uncomfortable with Hotness, Shirtless Pics

This just in, ladies: Taylor Lautner is not a piece of meat!

Able to relate to Megan Fox, Olivia Wilde and countless other scantily-clad women, Lautner is often seen these days without a shirt on. That's what happens when you pack on 30 pounds to portray Jacob Black in New Moon.

But the actor told Us Weekly on Saturday night that he gets a bit self-conscious.

"It's actually quite uncomfortable knowing so many people are seeing that! It's a little bit embarrassing!"

Lautner said it took "a lot of hard work" to look this good, but it earned him a role in the Twilight sequel, following talk that he might get replaced.

As for getting embarrassed about his topless pics, we have to apologize to Taylor in advance. Sorry, but reader pressure has forced us to post the following shirtless photos. Everyone except Lautner himself, click on them and enjoy!

Report: Maddona to Wed Jesus Luz in "Lavish Ceremony"

Mere hours removed from the ridiculous Khloe Kardashian wedding, an actual celebrity is fueling rumors that she may walk down the aisle with her young boy toy in the near future.

Randy Taraborrelli, who penned a 2001 biography about Madonna, told Great Britain's The Daily Mail that the iconic singer is seriously thinking about anointing Jesus Luz as he third husband.

"The pop queen has been dating Jesus since January and it is thought the pair may marry before the end of the year," Taraborrelli writes. "Madonna is crazy about Jesus and has been telling close friends and family that "I could definitely see myself marrying him. Yes, it's definitely on the table.'"

Madonna divorced Guy Ritchie earlier this year and split with her first husband, Sean Penn, in 1989.

If a wedding to Luz does take place, Madonna is said to desire a "lavish ceremony" because she "knows that's what Jesus wants. She has a lot of wonderful memories of both of her weddings. She doesn't want to slip off and do it quietly. She definitely wants a big and rather fantastic affair."

Why does this pairing, between a 51-year old singer and a 22-year model from Brazil, work so well? Taraborrelli quotes a friend that makes it sound simple:

"He respects her.. He's amazed at how well-rounded she is, the way she juggles her career with her life as a mother... Of course, the sex between them is scorching hot. To be candid, it's what's driving things."

This isn't the first time wedding rumors have sprung up between Madonna and Jesus. But it is the first time sex has been cited as the basis for their relationship.

Report: Khloe Kardashian Engaged to Lamar Odom, Will Get Married in Two Weeks

Updating a story from earlier today, sources confirm that Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom are not just thinking about rings and maybe getting married.

They are engaged and will tie the knot in the next two weeks!

"Khloe and Lamar want to get married before he has to go away for training, and the [basketball] season starts up [this fall]," a source tells Us Weekly.

"They are hoping to pull together a wedding within the next two weeks so they can get married and have time for a honeymoon," continues the source.

"They haven't decided where they will say 'I Do,' but they are scouting out numerous locations, including Khloe's family home in Calabasas, [Calif.]."

Earlier this month, Odom gushed that he was "very happy" with Khloe Kardashian, who stars with her pregnant sister on Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami.

"Khloe is smart and beautiful and that is very hard to find," he said.

Her other sister approves as well: "He's a great guy!" Kim Kardashian said of the couple, who have been all over each other, and L.A., in recent weeks.

THG first reported Khlamar were dating September 4, just two weeks ago. But when it's time to create headlines true love, sometimes you just know.

Odom recently signed a four-year, $33 million deal with the Lakers, who he helped win the NBA title ... but can Khloe really lock Lamar up for life?!

Fashion Face-Off: Kim Kardashian vs. Ashlee Simpson-Wentz

They are two of the most divisive celebrities alive.

Just uttering the names "Kim Kardashian" and "Ashlee Simpson-Wentz" is sure to elicit strong opinions, either for or against, from a number of individuals.

But we're not here to argue over which of these stars is less talented and/or more annoying. We're here to compare their similar fashion senses.

Both the sex tape star and the Melrose Place star were spotted in the same Nuj Novakhett dress over the last few weeks. Contrast the looks below and then vote in our poll:

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Jon Gosselin to Launch Children's Foundation, Sell Autographs

Father of the year Jon Gosselin appeared Saturday at Frightworld in Buffalo, N.Y., where a local paper wrote that he was charging $7 for his autograph.

What type of idiot would actually pay that for a Jon Gosselin autograph, we have no clue. Which is probably why Jon's rep denied that part of the story.

Gosselin never agreed to any such arrangement, according to his manager. Which is good, if true, because that's $7 more than his signature's worth.

Whatever the real reason, the father of eight was the main attraction at a haunted house attraction, touring five haunted houses at the Frightworld complex beginning at 6:30 p.m., during breaks from greeting fans, and afterward.

This is not the scene in Buffalo, sadly for Jon. Hey, not every public appearance includes a pool full of mediocre girls and free drinks in Vegas. Haunted houses are cool too.

Jon was supposedly doing the appearance as part of his efforts to launch the Jon Gosselin Children's Foundation. We have no clue what that does.

Hopefully it helps pay the mountains of psychiatric bills for the children of America who have been exploited by parents on reality TV shows.

Sigh. Poor Cara, Mady, Alexis, Hannah, Aaden, Collin, Leah and Joel. We hope the Gosselin Eight had a nice weekend at home with Katezilla.

Do Not Mess with Taylor Swift!

Taylor Swift was making the media rounds Friday promoting her single "You Belong With Me" (which is #1), her album going platinum, and all that good stuff.

Naturally, though, all attention remains on the Kanye incident.

During her interview with the MJ Morning Show on Tampa Bay's 93.3, FM, she made her desire not to talk about Kanye Weset very clear. Not that it helped.

The first time the host asked her to describe what happened that fateful VMA night, Taylor explained: "I'm just honestly trying not to make it into a bigger deal than it already is ... I just would like to move on maybe a little bit."

Fair enough. Or not. "Do you think it was a scripted thing?" the host asked.

"Well... you know, I um... I didn't know what to think, but I think that we should maybe move on and talk about something else, because, um, I've talked about this in one interview, and that was going to be it," Taylor awkwardly said.

Taylor Swift is ready to move on from the VMAs.

Still not taking the freaking hint, the rude radio host proceeded to ask if Kanye-gate was good for her career or if the rapper's apology was sincere.

"I really would appreciate it if we could talk about something else," Taylor Swift said, again. "I've asked you three times, and I'm trying to be nice."

More bullying followed, with the host saying, "Taylor, let me give you a couple of tips ..." But then, Swift walked away and her publicist took over!

A minor spat ensued, and MJ revealed his last question: "Do you think Kanye West has a mental problem?" Suffice it to say, that went unanswered.

In summation, no one messes with T-Swizzle. She is awesome. Step off.

Jessica Simpson: The New Queen of Pathetic

Who does Jessica Simpson think she is, Jennifer Aniston?

Just when you thought Jen had the sad, lonely and pathetic title wrapped up, Jessica is making a quality run at the crown so far this year. Wow, things have gone from bad to worse for the alleged singer and actress, starting in January ...

Attempting to embark on a country music career for some reason, Jessica was "sad and hurt" after fat photos of her at the 99.9 KISS Country Chili Cookoff in Pembroke Pines, Fla., surfaced. Fat or not, those mom jeans are freaking atrocious.

A month later, Jessica "performed" on Good Morning America and hit a "technical snag." The next week, she forgot her own lyrics during what will forever be known as the meltdown in Grand Rapids. Well, to our staff members at least.

Jessica signs on to do The Price of Beauty, a show that no one intends to watch, if it even airs features her traveling the world to examine what women do to feel pretty. Snooze. She should start with a series on her own lip injections.

The night before her 29th birthday in July, Tony Romo dumped her, a heartbreaking move compounded by the fact that he's now dating Candice Crawford, which supposedly prompted her to seek out this douchebag for comfort. Sad.

Despite all of that, she at least had her beloved maltipoo, Daisy. Well, she did until this past week, when the pup was snatched by a coyote before her eyes. She held out hope that Daisy wasn't devoured, but finally accepted her fate.

Keep your pets leashed on walks, people.

Celebrity Makeover of the Century: Diablo Cody

There are hilariously awful celebrity makeovers (hello, Stephanie Pratt!) and there are solid, necessary ones (looking good, Susan Boyle!).

Then, there are the changes undergone by writer/director Diablo Cody, which can only be described as: WTF?!?

With less make-up and shorter, spikier, blonder hair, the Juno scribe might look better these days, but she also looks like a completely different person.

See for yourself:

Which Diablo Cody do you prefer: The tattoed rebel, or the classy preppy?

Rihanna Shows Off Nipple Ring(s)

This is celebrity fashion at its finest.

Looking casual in a black tank top and no bra, Rihanna's nipple rings are on display thanks to flash bulbs from the celebrity gossip media following her every move.

Which makes you think it's all on purpose. Shocking.

It's as if she wants to prove beyond a doubt that those Rihanna nude pictures that surfaced earlier in the year, but were never commented on, are really her.

Check out the latest Rihanna fashion statement below, then click on the images for an even closer inspection if you can't see it (and are into that stuff) ...

Rihanna's nipple ring is on full display here, which is really awesome, if you're into nipple rings and other body piercings.

Celebrity Fashion Face-Off: Whitney Port vs. Lauren Conrad, Take Two!

Earlier this week, we pitted Lauren Conrad against Whitney Port in a VMA fashion face-off after the glamorous twosome hit the annual MTV insane-o-fest.

Now the BFFs and former co-stars have come together again at the 2009 VH1 Divas special event at the Brooklyn Academy of Music in New York City.

Neither is known for disappointing fans with her style choices, so it comes as little surprise that both gals sparkled as usual. But who looked better?

Check out The Hills hotties and vote below ...

Jennifer Love Hewitt: Taking Shape, Looking Hot

She's almost underrated at this point.

While men argue over the hottest actress on the planet, and bar room brawls break out over Megan Fox versus Olivia Wilde, Jennifer Love Hewitt has a message:

What about me?!?

The Ghost Whisperer star - who earned our sympathy months ago when critics bashed her body; only to lose it quickly when she went PDA crazy with Jamie Kennedy - covers the latest issue of Shape.

She poses in two different ways for the magazine, leaving little to the imagination in the first; and making men work harder to picture her naked in the second...

Lauren Conrad’s Bikini Cover Diet and Fitness Secrets

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The Hill’s Lauren Conrad is on the cover of the September issue of Shape Magazine in on orange bikini and she’s in perfect shape. Lauren jokes that she packed on some pounds when her relationship with actor Kyle Howard became serious, “I call it the ‘boyfriend layer’. We’re having more romantic dinners out, and I was exercising less.”

In order to get back into shape Lauren decided to integrate working out into her relationship by going kayaking, hiking, surfing, biking and playing tennis.

For her diet LC doesn’t obsess over calories, instead she eats really fresh and healthy foods, she says, “I stop craving pizza and burgers.”

Mariah Carey Goes Back To Curly Hair

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Mariah Carey sang on Oprah Winfrey’s Live From New York City show today and showed off her new hair style. Mariah has returned to her natural curly hair after years of wearing it straight. Her new style comes along with a new album, Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel.

I’ve always loved the old Mariah, especially from her MTV Unplugged performance in the mid-nineties.

Checkout her live performance here.

Mostly likely Mariah had a chemical treatment to remove the prior straightening treatment. Going back to her curly hair makes her look thinner.

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